#be this

[darthbreezy]

Any age, really...

[tavern-cat]

104-year-old WWII veteran recovers from COVID-19, celebrates birthday

An Oregon man is celebrating both his 104th birthday and his recovery from the novel coronavirus.

[littlechicken0202]

could i not 

[ashybuttcrack]

I hate how parents will say, "don't wear that it makes you look like a boy" "don't sit like that, it's not lady like" "it's womanly to keep your room clean" "those shoes are too boyish" "wear more dresses" "You need to suck your stomach in" "work out a little more"

Can you just shut up and let me be me please? .....thank you!

[no-but-i-got-cheez-whiz]

[iconicallygay]

@undertals What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha Internet, biatch? Think again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only is I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "clever" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, kiddo.

[inthelonleyhourofreality-blog]

"Don't do this." "Be that." "To be successful..."

simple phrases that are repeated over and over and it's tiring to hear

[queensantiagoofthe99]

That AWESOME moment when . . .

Some person: I don’t like lots of tattoos on women. I mean, they’re not very feminine are they?

Me: Okay, that’s your personal opinion. But I think that women can choose to express themselves in any way they want, including tattoos. And they definitely shouldn’t be discouraged from this because some people personally don’t find it feminine (which is a whole other arguement for another day).

Person: I’m not saying if you want to get loads of tattoos all over your body that I’m going to stop you.

Me: Wait, what? I didn’t say I wanted to get any tattoos.

Person: So you, a woman, don’t like the idea of tattoos?

Me: Well, I’ll probably get a couple of little meaningful ones in the future. But personally, I wouldn’t want like a whole sleeve or anything . . .

Person: Ha! Sit down b*tch. I won

Me: urgh!

Additional info:

This post was inspired by a conversation I had at school with one of my biology teachers. The same biology teacher who, on our field trip, told the boys to shut up because bake off was on and “the girls need to pick up some tips”. The same biology teacher who told us he’s already “encouraging” his daughters to cook (obviously he isn’t teaching them, because it’s not his job to cook!) because apparently “the way to a man’s heart” is still “through his stomach”

*facepalms so hard the universe implodes*

You guys feel me?