#beachdeath

[cubistemoji]

losing my fucking mind peyton “has started at least 4 completely fake internet conspiracy theories“ thomas, the guy who got his south park fanfic published as an original ya novel by filing off the serial numbers, that fucking guy got a thread going viral on twitter abt how louisa may alcott was definitely 100% a trans man by CHERRY PICKING HALF-SENTENCES OUT OF HER WRITING, and NO ONE on twitter dot com is aware that this is coming from a person who’s been lying on the internet for fun for OVER A DECADE

editing to add the bill hader tulpa thing while weird and fucked up is not relevant to the central point of op is a Habitual Internet Liar which is why I didn’t mention it immediately but I am aware.

[waxminutes]

One classic tumblr Experience I never see people talking about on here is the one where you remember a popular blog you used to like and realize you haven’t seen them post for a while so you look up their url in the search function and find out that they deleted after somebody called them out for Arson and Perjury and Kidnapping and Adultery and Manslaughter

[woollenpharaohs]

So a friend sent me an article written by Peyton Thomas and just reading his name gave me a visceral flashback to some of the shit he did on Tumblr in the past. I looked Beachdeath up online and found an archive of his actions. God bless archivers.

[oviids]

so was anyone gonna tell me peyton beachdeath/lalondes refurbished their south park fanfic and got it published as an actual book or was i just supposed to piece that together from booklr vagues

[kainebell]

it is endlessly funny to me that not one, but TWO, Choices books were written by the same mind that brought us “Bill Hader tulpa,” “Louisa May Alcott was actually trans (based on my own cherry-picking of her journals),” “Racist m/m South Park fanfiction repurposed and published as a YA romance (but it’s still racist),” “Andrew Garfield was fired from Spider-Man because he wanted MBJ to be Peter’s boyfriend,” and so much more. Like. No wonder Platinum and Bachelorette Party are like that 😭

[gaydennisreynolds]

PLS tell me someone still has access to/a copy of the absolutely dreadful essay peyton thomas wrote about IASIP bottom/top dynamics where he minimizes the AIDS crisis

I knowww I would love to read it and tear it too shred too anon but I am not strong enough to hop on the front lines and go searching 🫡 any followers have leads?

[fivehourhowl]

if I managed to get reskinned south park fanfiction published, I wouldn’t be so bold with my garbage opinions online. I would simply shut the fuck up.

turbovirge behavior of the highest order.

[soundcloudrapperaynrand]

Now I remember why we bullied p*yton off this website