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#fan art #fire emblem #ikesoren #fire emblem: shadows #bear.

Oslo's polar diorama taxidermy all had a lot of character

#vulture culture #taxidermy #natural history museum Oslo #reindeer.#polar bear.#fox.#seal.#bear.#museum #my post

#davesport #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #dsaf 2 #dsaf 3 #dsaf fanart #dsaf jack #dsaf art #dsaf dave #bear.

" you probably were in his bed last night for all i fuckin' know . fuck off outta my gym ⎯⎯⎯ turn that pretty little ass of your's around and get the fuck out . " @callinforyou

#bear.#he's new hehe n i wanted to serve him to u #a retired mma fighter who owns his own lil gym rn #reclusive n grumpy #enjoy hehe #callinforyou

Sam turned the corner and stopped dead.

Well, fuck. That was a bear.

Not even a fucked up, mutated, bear. Just- a brown bear, in the middle of the hallway. Completely normal. As if it had every right to be there, in his apartment building, staring at him.

Well, Sam thought, somewhat hysterically, at least it probably isn't actively trying to kill me.

"Hey, uhh, bear," he said, awkwardly. "You're, uhh. In my hallway. I don't want any trouble, uhh, bear, just, yknow, wanna… walk around…"

He took a step backwards, and the bear watched it, as serene as a bear possibly could be, which was pretty serene, considering that it was probably a thousand pounds of predator in the middle of an apartment building that probably did not generally contain anything that could threaten it, and the bear looked entirely uninjured which he was pretty sure suggested that whatever weird fucked-up people around here hadn't been able to threaten it with anything.

Sam took another few steps backward, and the bear's head followed him. That was not great, he was pretty sure. He pulled his jacket up over his head, possibly a bit belatedly. That was supposed to repel bears, right??? Fuck, he couldn't remember if it was brown bears or black bears you did that with. Maybe both??? It had been a while since he'd checked. He wasn't expecting to deal with normal-ass bears in the middle of the apocalypse. He backed up a bit quicker, and promptly slammed right into the chest of Hellen, still just around the corner.

"What-" she started, and Sam hushed her.

"Bear," he whispered, under his breath,

"Monster?"

"No, just- normal bear. Grizzly bear. In the hallway. We should run away."

#we speak #we post our works #writing #look outside #sam look outside #bear.#we are unlikely to finish this fic in full as it is a very loose concept but we think this snip is funny enough to post to the masses #Just A Straight Up Grizzly Bear can be encountered on the first floor in the general maze of halls as a random encounter #in the same general vein as the rats #it is physically impossible to tell from any other grizzly bear. it is unreasonably difficult to kill #it can find you easier if you have leftovers

#goncharov #goncharov posting....#this is for the four of you who are just nonstop goncharov posting tonight #the actual only good one of these memes is the paddington one #what about my friend paddington my friend paddington?#who's paddington?#BEAR.

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