OKAY BUT LISTEN TO ME I HAVE THE BEST FANFIC IDEA EVER: Pre-Thor 1 Fantasy college AU where Loki attends the biggest/best university in Vanaheim/Alfheim to double major in spatial/dimensional manipulation (world-walking stuff) and cosmology plus minor in theatrics and Sigyn is a healing and dragon-zoology double major. Slow-burn Logyn + as many dragons as possible
“I am Loki, Thespian Supreme, Chronic Abuser of the Student Council Disciplinary Code, Sonnet-reciter, Saga-quoting nerd, the rightful DM of the D&D club and professional eyelinerist, mother of dragons, specifically of those four over there that i’ve adopted, and I insincerely pledge to you, the local master of healing and child day-care, my undying fidelity, if you would please take care of my precious dragon children”
“Loki you should’ve majored in drama instead of spatial manipulation you useless drama queen”
“aww what’s that sigyn? you’re jealous of my minor in drama? have fun watching my fire-breathing menaces while i go off and recite Shakespeare!!”
“we’ll see how you recite shakespeare when the zoology student ‘accidentally’ trains the dragon cast to attack the lead character instead of whatever else they’re meant to do”
“I fear asking what they would do if they were meant to attack me in the fantasy hamlet production...”
“Lets just say you’re going to be spending a lot more time visiting my healing classes because you won’t be able to say no without a swarm of reptiles unleashing their inner fire on you”
“I already pop into your healing lessons because the only inner flame that burns me is my love for you, master Sigyn”
“flattery will do you plenty of good and you will not like where it takes you when the destination ends up being a rogue dragon den.”
“you’re right I would hate to get my costume singed”
“aren’t you getting late for class?”
“I would get this costume which took me hours to make singed for you and only slightly hate it, and you think i wouldnt be late to class for a conversation with my beloved? you wound me, truly,”