#because if not

[akaanmo]

the summer hikaru died au in which they actually go through with the sacrifice and bernard dies, only to reawaken, possessed by 'something', and tim has to deal with the fallout

[fabulous-fic-quotes]

Ginny wiped a tear from her eye, still giggling. “But really, Percy— how did you get out?”

Percy straightened his robes, adjusting his glasses with an air of self-satisfaction. “I filed a formal complaint.”

Silence.

Fred blinked. “You what?”

“I found a desk—well, a stone slab that seemed like one—and I drafted an official grievance regarding the lack of proper signage and the frankly appalling state of the passageway,” Percy said, his voice growing more indignant as he recalled the details. “Then I submitted it through what appeared to be an ancient complaints box. Moments later, the walls rearranged themselves to let me out. Rather efficient, actually.”

The entire group just stared at him.

“You—” Ron started, looking halfway between horrified and amazed. “You bureaucratted your way out of a cursed tomb?"

Paperwork and Pettiness: A Head Boy's Guide to Quietly Running a School - menaka

[theminionjcfucked]

Do you think the houseguests got a chance to watch KPop Demon Hunters before being sequestered?

[changingplumbob]

Treated myself to the Life and Death expansion pack and I've got to say, maybe it's just me being sick but it was so hard to figure out how to start the tarot deck collection. Like I went to a shrine and got one but then wasn't sure where to go. Nyon was part of the welcome wagon and I thought maybe I had to befriend him for the option to do a favor and get a card? I didn't, it was just incredibly hidden, compared to how they normally put location specific interactions where they are easily seen. It's just normally everything is so clearly mapped out and this isn't which annoys me because I had to look online for what the heck I was doing wrong. Also there's so many festivals there but it only tells you once what time and location they are? I thought maybe there'd be a mailbox option to check festivals but nope. Does anyone know if there is a way to see the timetable again? Like maybe the town hall or something?

And then Ophelia (because why wouldn't I use her) and I went to the crypt thing where you can select to explore? She was in there for hours, got multiple prompts, including the same scenario twice? In the end I had to cancel the exploration manually. Is that how it's supposed to work? I thought it would be like the Moonwood tunnels or the island cave where there's only a few prompts then your sim goes out automatically.

[laur-rants]

Its Time to WAKE UP

I think i can safely say I can draw Dark pretty well now. Or at least, well enough that I am satisfied. I placed the sketches on their own so everyone can enjoy them without any glitchy effects in the way. Enjoy~

8 days till Space, captain.....

[i-hope-this-is-a-phase]

Do we have any photos of Dream wearing the Low Key merchandise?

[sgcairo]

Have you seen how tall the fatui enemies are

Collei is the size of his leg. Childe goes up to his waist.

I thought their height was supposed to be from delusion use and to show the inhuman nature of it, but the skirmishers don't have delusions (only the agents and mages do, and they're human-sized) so I literally have no idea why they're this tall

anyway I hope in-game Capitano is this tall. If he's not I will riot (jk)

I think I read somewhere that the whole height and elemental use might've been a bi-product of Dottore's experiments (I can't remember where), which would actually make some sense. Dottore is actively pursuing the creation of superhumans, but test runs are important, and I don't think he cares that much about the lives of infantry that are only there to carry out his orders.

And yes, I would very much like for Capitano to be almost twice my size, that would be very agreeable. They better not give him the tall male model or I will riot, he deserves to tower over the world and scare the living daylights out of everyone. I also would like to be very small in his arms, it sounds very comfy.

But I'm interested in knowing the actual story behind the skirmishers and their strange proportions, I have a suspicion that Dottore might have something to do with it.