#because peter

[siriuslyjames]

Sirius: Say, Remus, if you adopted a girl, what would you name her?

Remus: ?? I'm not going to adopt a girl ??

Sirius: But- I want to adopt a girl.

Remus: And what does that have to do with me?

Sirius:

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus: Oh. OH.

[ner0tic]

jj is the good version of peter pan .

[eastxrnsea]

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[scarredbyxhellfire-a]

PETER.

[sleeponrooftops]

okay, so erin is trying to convince me to write.

erin: my dad (when he was doing karate) use to twist my mom's arm behind her back in his sleep

erin: had to stop karate

mary: wow, that's kind of scary.

erin: yeah...

erin: wade...

mary: WELL SHIT.

mary: THAT HURT.

erin: you knew it would

mary: I JUST LOVE HIM OKAY

erin: I know

erin: the world loves him

erin: I want you to write SO bad

erin: I'm so excited for this idea

mary: BUT WADE

erin: NO

erin: Tony and BRUCE BRUCE

mary: BRUCE BRUCE

mary: I AM LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD

mary: BUUCE BUUCE

erin: BRUCE FEELINGS ALL OVER THE PLACE

mary: I LOVE BRUCE A LOT OKAY

mary: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

erin: He'd be so upset, I love upset bruce

mary: UPSET BRUCE IS THE BEST

mary: BECAUSE THEN PROBABLY BETTY

mary: BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

erin: I want it mary

erin: Bwuuce

[averagepickpocket]

☄ because I knew the answer to the rest of them (you pick the AU)

Royal AU Leo will very angrily deny any questions concerning his feelings for Princess Jordan, not because it would embarrass him, but because he doesn't want to embarrass her by admitting that the pirate fell for the princess.(Later on, of course~ when they're not hating each other's guts.) 

Also his ship's name is the Starcatcher.

[silenceofthecannibal]