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Fake Drama: The only homestuck character it's morally OK to like is Caliborn because he's a homestuck hater

uhh :/ that would mean forcing people to hate kanaya, dirk, rose, jake, aka characters in same-sex relationships.... that seems a little homophobic

Rose: I just learned that 'Double Stuf' Oreos only have 1.87 times the amount of cream in a normal Oreo.

Dave: round that up

Jade: 1.9

Dave: round it again

Jade: 1.9

Dave: one more time

Jade: 1.9

Dave: once more please

Jade: 1.9

Dave: this has been rounding up with oreo thanks for your time

Jade: :)

Homestar: (fiddling with his cell phone) Aw man, they moved that button. That's not very euthanasia.

Marzipan: Euthanasia?

Homestar: Yeah, like when it... wait, that's not the wight woud. I meant enticing... no, economic. Ergonomic? Is ergonomic even a woud? Egotistical?

Marzipan: Can you describe what the word means?

Homestar: Like, when it's good...

Marzipan: Okay, I gotta go. If you remember it later, tell me.

Homestar: Okay!

(Cut to Marzipan's house later that night. She's awakened in bed by a knocking at the door, and when she answers it Homestar is there)

Homestar: Intuitive!

i am having increasingly worrying dreams in which Okatsu hunts me for sport. Is this normal?

THAT MEANS SHE LIKES YOU

Today's Gamer of the Day is: Smiley Sundae from Riddle School

Since Ramsey is able to move while he's a statue but his eye is always gold, can he see just fine or is he missing depth perception?

Ramsey can’t see. That eye is fake.

Betty is NOT the main villain she's like 3rd on the list after Cueball Guy and Buff Deviantart User

BUFF DEVIANTART USER is the BEST THING i've ever heard oh my god

betty crocker isn't the best villain rip betty

What if I flex glue this heavy brick to my doorjamb?

Y’know guys? Before you ask me this stuff you can just go ahead and try it out? It’s really simple y’know! Just do it!

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