#beefdoc

[jestroer]

I AM BACK AT IT AGAIN EVERYBODY!!

Hermits in dresses, today with Beef and Doc! :D

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #432

Doc is a master procrastinator, but even he has to admit leaving an entire presentation to the last day wasn’t a good idea. Luckily, the only 24-hour cafe with wifi also happens to have a cute barista who will let him practice to him. Beef is a lot of help, but why- did he just write his number on Doc’s cup?

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Beef: Doc did you know that you’re the only one I’ve ever dated? Doc: No I’m not you’ve dated Bdubs, Etho, Keralis- Beef: Yeah but they were nines

[jestroer]

Anyways the Docbeef game on the ZITS olympics was insane

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #172

Most people have the first word their soulmate says to them tattooed on their arm until they meet their pair. Beef... doesn’t have a word. He never has.

Except when he brings it up to his parents, they tell him he did have a word, it just disappeared after his first day of kindergarten... a day when he hid under a table and nobody spoke to him except his now-best-friend, Doc. 

Looks like Beef has a call to make.

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #229

Doc heard about the supposed chupacabras that lived in his boyfriend’s home town, but he always assumed they didn’t exist. That is, until one of the buggers attacked him and Beef had to fight it off, with the nonchalance of someone who’s done it dozens of times before. This left Doc wondering what else he didn’t know about his boyfriend.