#beefdubs

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #342

Beef, despite hating jewelry, has more friendship bracelets than any other person at camp. What is he supposed to do, turn down a lovingly handmade gift from Bdubs? You just can’t say no to those eyes!

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Beef: Doc did you know that you’re the only one I’ve ever dated? Doc: No I’m not you’ve dated Bdubs, Etho, Keralis- Beef: Yeah but they were nines

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Etho: Bdubs truth or dare? Bdubs: Dare! I’m no wimp! Etho: Kiss the most attractive person in the room right now Bdubs: [turns to Doc] I’m so sorry Doc: Wha-? Bdubs: [kisses Beef]

[hmshermitcraft]

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The prompt for Bdubs x Beef has been filled, and very nicely too!

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Etho: Bdubs truth or dare?

Bdubs: Dare! I’m no wimp!

Etho: Kiss the most attractive person in the room right now

Bdubs: [turns to Doc] I’m so sorry

Doc: Wha-?

Bdubs: [kisses Beef]

[hmshermitcraft]

Bdubs informs Beef that he only turns at night, and there's really no way of knowing which nights he'll turn, he's not really dangerous when he's Boogeydubs, it's just that he's too unpredictable (he really is like a feral animal lol), that's why Bdubs tries to go to sleep as soon as the sun goes down... unless he gets "distracted" by one of his partners, which has happened a lot in the past, but that was the first time he turned right in the middle of it, Bdubs off handedly comments if it might have anything to do with the fact that Doc hadn't been getting any sleep for the past few nights. Beef is taking notes as Bdubs speaks 😂

Conspiracy time! Beef has been putting Scar up to breaking Bdubs bed all the time so he’ll turn into boogeydubs and Beef can Get Some Of That.