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I see him pick me out, one out of the others

He has me in his mind and he smiles

I female as he grasps me in his hands, cold sweat running down my sides

He grins again and he moves his hand up to my top, and I let out a gasp as he pops it open

He puts his lips against me, his warmth envelops me and he drinks my nectar, slowly..oh so slowly..

There are others..like him nearby.

Each of them has one..one like me

And I am filled with joy

I was so cold, but now I am cracked open, with the boys

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My dad keeps telling me, "Son, you're almost 21. So wouldn't it be hella rad if you got people to crowdfund your first beer? It'd be hella rad." Just kidding. He's dead. But that doesn't change the gravity of his words. Truly, a crowdfunded beer experience would be "hella rad." So, to do t...

Hey guys, I almost never post on tumblr but I need some signal boosting. Please donate and signal boost so I can achieve my goal of beer. Beer.