#beetroot!

[the-heaminator]

I want your Liet thoughts right now!

A few thoughts.

He is kind of a hoarder not as bad as england or the italies, but it's still pretty bad and gil keeps trying to get him to throw shit out because going to his place gives our resident neat freak an aneurysm. He gets very attached to things that are often beyond repair, an old bysicle from the early 1900s, old clothes that he cant bear to part with, little trinkets hes been given over the years by everyone, he has little handmade gifts from the baltics that he still keeps by his desk, he still uses a mug that Feliks got for him years ago that said (it is now so chipped you cant read it) "Dont talk to me before I've had my coffee"

On that note he also has a caffeine addiction that can rival those of the nordics, bless whoever has to deal with them when the coffee runs out, they're going to need the luck, and because he will not sleep until he literally passes out he constantly smells like coffee, so does his messy cluttered fucking house, you open the door and get hit by a wall of coffee and then trip over something on the floor.

He also likes heavy dark colours and curtains, dark green or blue wool curtains with embroidery lookin like it's been done by a very skilled grandmother, (grandmother in question was him and fin during the russian empire, you can see some slightly shittier but still pretty good parts done by latvia if you look close enough and a couple places where ed completely fucked everything up)

He can knot, sew, crochet, crosstitch, you name it he can probably do it, and is generally good with his hands, hes a good mechanic, not as good as germany or Prussia but still far better than your average garage guy, his fashion sense is best described as dad/grandpa and so is his decorating style, he has so much brass around still.

He loves his library it's got so many books that hes a) very attached to for sentimental reasons, and b) some are just very useful books even now.

It also has a variety if stuff that usually isn't in the library but is anyways, at least one pair of shoes, 3 jumpers, some long forgotten mug of tea that's probably gained sentience at this point, multiple tiny plastic babies that ed left as a joke 4 years ago and he still hasn't found all of them.

I have more I just cant articulate them rn its 1 am i should sleep

[heartthrobjk]

[the-heaminator]

Ooh i can't pick a number but idk something with Lithuania because he gets two hours of sleep a week and I want cringe because I'm bored.

What are potatoes, why are potatoes, how are potatoes, what's Feliks doing with a cucumber? Did he deepthroat a cucumber?? Did Latvia multiply, the fuck???

This was Lithuania's inner monologue in the EU meeting, he could scarcely keep his eyes open and nothing made near as much sense as it should, hell he was contemplating potatoes like Descartes waffling about the human conscience, or lack thereof in his case because who in their right mind would try and survive a week on no more than two hours of sleep.

This bitch, who else, actually don't answer that, the list is probably longer than it should be.

And yes Poland did deepthroat a cucumber, its Poland, questioning it is going to get you more questions than answers, and Latvia did not in fact multiply, as much as Latvia himself wanted to do as much, no Liets fucky vision and tiredness gave out and there were like 3 Latvias.

He didn't particularly register it due to the sleep deprivation but even Germany looked concerned, Finland almost always looked concerned in his presence but now looked like he was ready to bury this bitch, whether in covers or in hard dead ground was not known to anybody at this moment, Tolys didn't register this but Finland had a palpable aura of menace about him, Estonia was far past concerned and was trying to stop Finland, he wished to find a more calm, or at least less reliant on blunt force trauma way to get Lithuania to sleep.

Latvia was restraining Poland, who knew that if he got cuddled a bit he would be out like a light, but they needed to be in a good place in a good time for that, and this was neither.

Finland was ready to use his fists.

The fuck is a potato, why are so dependant on a new world crop, Russia looks shorter or something idk someones about to die though, probably Alfie, speaking of, there was a space jam movie was there not, released a few years ago, I should ask him about that.

And was mistaken for Russia by Tolys' sleep deprived state.

The meeting was adjourned finally, and through some miracle of habit, he got up and started walking out of the meeting room, a little stumbly and not completely there, but he hadn't fallen over yet, whether that was good or bad was anyone's guess, and he somehow managed not to walk into anybody either, but as soon as he got out into the rather bright sunshine he seemed to hiss like a vampire. Or Gilbert, same thing really.

He got caught up to by the gang + finny, who in the nicest possible way, pretty much abducted him, Fin knocked him out, Raivis dispelled questions like a pro, Eduard had the key card, fished from his ass pocket while Feliks carried him, bemoaning his crusty back and that Lithuania had put on weight recently, most of it being his fault because he made sure he took seconds at every meal, like a mum would, and Liet didn't mind, but that also made him kinda heavy for Feliks' poor back.

He was passed onto Finland to carry, he was quite a hit younger than Poland whose back audibly cracked as he stretched, and was carried by him for the rest of the walk to his hotel room, whence he was dumped onto the bed and tucked in, Finland and Latvia were left in guard, Finland to guard Lithuania and Latvia to guard Lithuania from finland if that makes any sense, the other three fucked off somewhere to get food.

Food was good, and it wasn't too likely that Liet would wake up anytime soon, and if he did there was not much of a likelihood that he'd stay awake for any long period of time. But even then they brought food for him, like true homies do.

Absentmindedly Latvja stroked Liets hair, it was thick and luscious and there were little flecks of grey throughout it, he was getting kind of old now and him pushing his body like he still did wasn't good for him.

"Idiot." Said with nothing but affection .

[the-heaminator]

You need to see my liet i created it's blursed

SHOW

[the-heaminator]

The beam speaks?

I cannot type as you can see.

[the-heaminator]

How many countries have you been to?

If you count Scotland and Wales as separate countries then I've been to three, the third being india, I dont get around much as you can see

[the-heaminator]

Alright, you are way more familiar with India than I am but I always thought having more than one personification of India would make more sense. thoughts?

India is...complicated, theres like 1.3 billion people there and like barely any correlation with the north and south, hell theres barely a common language. I usually personally think that before the british came about and fucked everything up, there were a bunch of princely states and the like, all with their own personification which died whenever the map changed too much, which was a lot of times jfc.

In very simplified terms then England came about and all the smaller ones just died out during the homogenization leaving the three main ones that would become India Pakistan and Bangladesh over time.

In less simplified terms, india was conquered using a divide and rule strategy, pitting native states against each other so the British could take control or puppet whoever they want to, and through a survival of the fittest type thing, what would become India pakistan and Bangladesh emerged, but they are still very old. India nearing China in age (I also like having Iran very old) pakistan is younger but not by very much in the scope of things, and Bangladesh is about 3000. Asia is *old*

[the-heaminator]

Send me an ask with an assumption you've made about me, and I'll tell you if it's true or false. :)

You are Sikh?

Actually yes! I am Sikh