redlichbluelich:
"i just want to help."
@homunculusrune:
|| What about this strikes you as I need help?
...It would probably be a better rebuttal if it was not hastily texted one-handed while the other arm and a fair amount of his torso weren’t wedged inside of a vending machine.
He probably shouldn’t have gone pauldron-side first. Or, still wearing armor. That was really half his problem there.
Barry looks down at the fellow stuck in the vending machine. With the indignance of the response, it’s increasingly clear that he’s probably not in any danger or even pain, so it’s hard not to be amused at the predicament.
...Also, Barry’s really interested in whatever this guy is. It looks like his head is fire, but everything else seems like a pretty regular humanoid as far as he can see. Hmm.
“...Well, I’ll be right here if you get bored of being stuck. I can help ya get that pauldron unlatched--might be easier to get that and you out separately.”
“Were you out of money or are you, uh, not familiar with vending machines? I can just spot you a few bucks.”