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Barry Bluejeans, affiliated with Isola Radiale Written by Peri! TAZ: Balance spoilers! Hypergiant rank Housing: The Jastle (Golden)

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Barry Bluejeans ★ TAZ: Balance

“It would be equally bad for my career if I just fucking died.”

Always wearing jeans. What, you think that’s a family name?

One of the most powerful wizards in (his) multiverse, with a wide variety of magical and other skills...

But specializing in necromancy.

He’s a lich, meaning that upon death he has a powerful undead ghost. But otherwise he’s a regular ol’ human. Kinda.

150+ years old, but he appears in his 40s. Surprisingly, this is mostly unrelated to the necromancy.

Interdimensional traveler (unwilling) and a savior of the multiverse

A serious jack-of-all-trades: wizard, scientist, artificer, rogue, grim reaper, piano player, and Huge Nerd™. If you need help, he can probably provide it.

A history with memory problems; externally induced.

Powered by love (literally!)

Dad energy.

[redlichbluelich]

YOU HAVE JUST DIED.

↳ what loot items do you drop?

COMMON: a worry stone. a map of the country. a pair of jeans. a vial of blood.

UNCOMMON: one of a few different wedding rings. a map of a country on another world. some enchanted crystals for your weapons' upgrade slots. a human femur.

RARE: a magic coin that records your thoughts. pictures of people that you think you should recognize but don't. a handmade wand. an old robe.

LEGENDARY: a small, copper bell. (autoloot on drop; you cannot put this item down.)

[redlichbluelich]

pining? yeah ive

heard of it

[redlichbluelich]

@light-imperfected

From: Gabriel, the Archangel To: Barry Bluejeans [text] Mortal. What kind of food do you like?

From: Barry Bluejeans To: Gabriel 🕳️

> what, in general? I'm fine with most things. got a lean towards sweet or savory, maybe > I'll eat salmon cooked basically any way it comes > lately been getting into making various bean salads > if you're event planning, I'm lactose intolerant

[seerspectacles]

sketch :V

Send “Sketch!” and I will draw our muses together in a way that sums up their relationship!

[redlichbluelich]

sketch!!

Send “Sketch!” and I will draw our muses together in a way that sums up their relationship!

no magic like cursed magic

[redlichbluelich]

sketch!

Send “Sketch!” and I will draw our muses together in a way that sums up their relationship!

perspective

[redlichbluelich]

sketch!!

Send "Sketch!" and I will draw our muses together in a way that sums up their relationship!

[redlichbluelich]

Sketch.

Send "Sketch!" and I will draw our muses together in a way that sums up their relationship!

[light-imperfected]

🧶 please tell me about yarn

send 🧶 for a gift my muse would knit yours!!

jeans

This one's easy. The angel flips over his phone to show a tasseled hood made with chunky yarn. "In red," he adds. Obviously.

(you get my unsolicited ooc answer too... this cowl, in a nice dark red colorway.)

[rp-memes-cafe]

Send "Sketch!" and I will draw our muses together in a way that sums up their relationship!

Alternately, send “Doodle!” and I will draw our muses together as my muse would draw them!

[redlichbluelich]

excuse you i got in under that wire fair and square

[coruscorp-blog]

RELATIONSHIP BUILDING

Send ⭐️ (or multiple) for a headcanon about our muses. Send ☎ for your muse’s info in my muses phone (name, ringtone, picture, last text received/sent). Send 🎼 for a song that reminds me of our muses. Send 👋 for three things that describe our muses relationship. Send 👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours. Send 👤+ a muse name for my muse’s opinion on that muse (with the other muse/mun’s permission). Send 😍 for my muse to tell yours three things they love about them. Send 💤 for my muse to say something about yours in their sleep. Send 📖 for my muse to read out an entry in their journal/diary about yours. Send ✉ for a written letter from my muse. Send📱for a voicemail my muse left yours. Send 🌀 for my muse’s reaction to getting stuck in a storm with yours. Send 🍺 for my muses drunk reaction around yours. Send 💰 for your muse to ask mine for money. Send ✔️ for a daydream my muse has had about/involving yours. Send 👀 for my muse to compliment yours Send 💋 for how my muse would seduce/flirt with yours. Send  👏 and what your muse will do to fluster mine. Send 😙 for my muse’s reaction to yours being super affectionate. Send 🍵 and my muse will reveal one of their biggest regrets involving yours. Send 😶 and my muse will confess to something they wish they didn’t do that affected your muse.

[campyvillain]

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rose-goldscales​:

She watches where he goes very intently. She wanted to make sure she remembered the route to this place should there be a need for her to come by her lonesome. “Does this city affect magic?”

Come to think of it, she didn’t exactly feel like herself ever since she came to this world. She had attempted a few cantrips upon her arrival, but it was to no avail. 

She wasn’t sure if she should give him her hand or not, but surely as a wizard he would have access to magic that she would not. Some extra insight would be wonderful. And so she holds out her lightly bandaged hand out. 

“I hope you do not mind the bandages! It is nicer to have the protection in the woods… tree bark can be quite rough when I try to climb them sometimes.” In truth she used them to cover some painful reminders of home, but it didn’t seem to matter as much in the moment. 

“Yeah, it-- You usually get your magic limited for a while when you arrive,” Barry says, surprised that she wouldn’t be aware. But then, if she doesn’t know how hers works, he supposes it makes sense that she wouldn’t necessarily know if it had changed.

“And-- far as I can tell, you can’t learn to cast spells you couldn’t cast back home. You can still learn about them, though!” He gestures widely at the many library shelves of magic tomes all around them.

“‘Course that’s fine. You like climbing?” He keeps his hand steady and flat for hers to rest on, wand held in the other, and starts casting.

A minute later, he’s got all the results he’s going to get, and they’re... well, not very indicative of any curses. “Thank you,” he says as he withdraws his hand.

“Okay, so, uh. You don’t have any curses that I can detect, which doesn’t mean you’re definitely not cursed, but it rules out, uh, there being an active spell on you, or you carrying some cursed amulet. What I did find,” he continues, gesturing towards her now, “is that you’ve got wild magic on you, which has famously chaotic side effects. And if you-- If it’s been happening a long time, then my personal guess would be that you’re some kinda wild magic sorcerer."

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psychicwave​:

“barry… bluejeans? that’s a bit on the nose, don’t you think?” says the kid whose name literally ends in the hedgehog. but eh, everybody’s a critic.

silver nods as they take mental notes of barry’s advice. feel good about what you’re wearing… yup! can’t see why anyone would wear anything they don’t like. this guy’s a lot easier to understand than those fashion magazines they’ve seen!

“yeah, that’s what i said! wait, do you not know what that means?” they suppose it’s possible that someone wouldn’t know about time stuff. this isn’t their home world, after all, maybe their schooling is weird. “the future is… well, think of a timeline, right? the future’s what’s going to happen, chronologically! wait, maybe that’s too big of a word… um…” they’re not trying to sound patronizing! silver’s just… confused! and wildly misinterpreting things.

Barry shrugs, though his lips quirk towards a smile at such a blunt response. “Maybe so. I just like ‘em.”

He’s too surprised at the wild misinterpretation to refute it for a few seconds, just staring blankly as Silver tries to explain what a timeline is. It really would be a challenge to explain that to someone who doesn’t know what time is, huh? Now Barry’s gonna be thinking about how he would do that for the rest of the day.

“It’s-- Bud, I know what time is,” he finally interjects. “I just mean-- People get torn here from different points in time. D’you mean you’re from the future of Spirale? Or you’ve... traveled to the past in your own world?”

[redlichbluelich]

i'm peri! they/it, please.

ive been RPing for maybe 11 years, been doing it on tumblr for 7, and been doing it here for 3+.

i've been besty and barry for the longest time here. i've also been lots of other guys, who are listed alongside more info about me here.

my discord is available on request. i know i've been slow lately, but it is always lovely to write with y'all!