#being mentioned

[axileishere]

Hey hi Azuretime lovers have this wip fic I thought while eating dinner

“My nightshade!, I’m home!!,” Azurewrath Called out, standing in the doorway of the cabin entry door, Shopping bags hanged from both the Black clawed hands and tendrils, Coming home to see most of the lights were off, besides the gleaming light that came underneath the shared bedroom, ‘are they sleeping?- no- one couldn’t sleep while there was a bright light in your face- Maybe they are sketching while listening to something?, But usually they leave one earbud out- Maybe both of the earbuds are in?,’ was what he thought as he approached the bedroom, subconsciously letting the tentacles take the shopping bags from His occupied hands, raising a fist to knock on the door only for it to open as it made contact, “Nightshade!!, Im home-“ The words fell short as multiple dull thuds could’ve been heard as the limbs emerging from his back dropped all of the bags. A sharp gasp cutted through the air that reeked with the metallic stench of blood.

[nadiajustbe]

I will NEVER shut up about how the whole Justin and Ben plotline fits the whole "fairytale satire" narrative so hilariously perfect, you don't even have to put any effort to make it work.

You know what every old fairytale had to have? A Prince. A Prince saving the Princess, the love of his life, trapped by the main antagonist of the story (usually evil stepmother or — even more classically — the dragon) and this usually involves the Prince risking his life for the Princess™.

And yes, the trope kinda fits Sophie and Howl, considering the end of HMC, but it also fits Ben and Justin, especially concerning Justin is, in fact, the Prince.

Ben was used by WotW as a lure for Justin and it worked almost flawlessly. Justin was ready, and in fact, did figuratively and literally layed his head for the chance to find and save his friend from the main antagonist™.

And the irony of the situation is that, fist of all, there's no actual Princess, there's only the Royal Wizard (although who says he cannot be the love of Prince's life). But also that, unlike the classic Prince or Howl he didn't succeed. He literally died trying to find Ben, then got sewed into a weird Perfect Man, and the other part of him got threw out into another man. He literally died — all because he went to say the Beautiful Princess from the Horrible Dragon and fucking FAILED.

And yet it fits so well.

[clockworkbee]

we love a nice title-drop, don't we?

[wenttworth]

You guys...want to know what kills me?? In 160 when Martin leaves to let Jon have his statement Jon lets out the most contented and happy sigh ever. He was just so excited about their future! Happy about what they'd achieved in that time! So in love!

And then Elias ruins it because he sucks.

[incorrecthdmquotes]

Marisa: I can't believe I'm going to sleep with Lord Asriel. He's such a heretic and totally against the Church.

The golden monkey: Well, you don't have to?

Marisa: Oh no, I'm gonna.

[tuurntechgodheaded]

holy shit i gotta stop getting posts mentioning radqueers on my feed

[montrealjane]

Ilya squinted at Shane incredulously, but it lacked the seriousness of true anger. He snorted soon after Shane described the conversation he had with his friend. "I cannot believe you told J.J. that you should 'aim higher' than me." He shook his head dramatically. "Excuse you. I am best you will ever have, Hollander. Much better than fucking Rose Landry or Hayden." He rolled his eyes.

Truthfully, he didn't hate Rose or Hayden anymore. Well, not as much. They were good to Shane, he supposed. He just liked bringing up their names because Shane slept with one of them, and he was pretty sure the other one had a crush. He never let any of them live it down.

Seeing the serious expression on his boyfriend’s face almost has Shane fooled. He pauses mid-sentence to look at him, searching his face for some hint of genuine anger. The immediate urge to apologize rises in his chest until-

"What? I can't believe you're still bringing up Rose and Hayden for this." He can't help himself. The little twitch of his lips turns into a soft chuckle.

"Of course you're better," he adds. "I'm actually dating you, am I not?" Sure, he had dated Rose for a couple of weeks too, but then she called him out on being gay and everything else was history.

"And you've known me longer than both of them combined. Even if only barely." he closes the fridge after retrieving an ice-cold can of Coke for his boyfriend and sets it down right in front of the Russian menace.

[electrichaze095]

Yay! My 2nd time being mentioned in a video! The first one was about religious beliefs. Look for the name, The Electric Haze 095 when the comments are being displayed.