If you ever feel stupid, remember that I confessed with “Sherlock is actually a girl’s name” and then they broke up with me after two years of relationship just to be with a person they had met only six months ago.
Ok, because I promised Karen fic recs and I keep delaying, I'm posting what I've thought of. Umm. I might add more as I remember other fanfics that I've loved. (Warning: here there be (some not ONLY) Johnlock porn)
A Study in Drama Rated T (WIP)
John is put in an acting class for "troubled kids." It is there where he meets his friends, his enemies, and his boyfriend.
Being Sherlock Rated T-M (WIP?) (series)
A somewhat cracked-out urban fantasy AU of "Sherlock" in which Vampire!Sherlock and Werewolf!John fight crime (mundane and supernatural) and find true love (with each other, of course).
Come to Morning Rated PG-13
John Watson was a Shire Hobbit, born and bred, and he was terrible at it. He'd expected to spend his life bored and more than a little alone, but then Sherlock had come. Now he was running around Middle Earth trying to stop a killer while still avoiding Mycroft's lectures, and pretending he wasn't half mad in love with an Elf.
Darkling, I Listen Rated T (WIP) ((KAREN YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ONE IT'S SERIOUSLY MY FAVE EVERS))
No one who enters old London ever comes out. They say that the beast devours them. When his sister disappears, John ventures into the dead zone beyond the wall, and finds a brilliant madman under a terrible curse...
Fallen Rated T (series)
In a world where myth, mystery, and the supernatural flourish beneath the veneer of modern civilization, Sherlock is a master of magic as well as science and deduction. But there are some things that he cannot see, riddles he cannot unravel, even when they walk right beside him in the form of one John Watson…
Floriography Rated R
John's about to marry his best friend in the world. He's happy, in love, and content with Mary. So why can't he get tall, enigmatic man who did the flowers at his wedding out of his mind?
Hearts at Home Rated M (series)
Sherlock Holmes is everything Father John Watson should probably disapprove of. He's an atheist, a rationalist, an addict, and gay. But none of those things is enough to stop him from being the most fascinating person John's ever met.
The Heart in the Whole Rated M
Events after The Great Game leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own...
I Used to Live Alone Before I Knew You Rated T
Where Mycroft is an angel, Sherlock is a demon, and John is still John. Good Omens fusion.
In Search of a Word: A Symphony of First Times Rated PG-13
There is a new concertmaster at the London Symphony, and John Watson is starting to fall a little bit in love with both the music and the man making it.
The Magic of Deduction Rated T
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know.
Performance in a Leading Role Rated M (THIS IS ANOTHER REQUIRED ONE, KAREN. IT'S LONG BUT. SO. GOOD.)
Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winner in the midst of a career slump. John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in the rom-com ghetto. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new independent drama, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance make its way into the real world?
Powerful, Beautiful and Without Regret Rated EXPLICIT (series) (My Favorite Vampire!Sherlock fic, okay. So shoot me.)
"I want to watch you kill, because I want to see you lose that tiresome battle against your baser instincts. I want to drink from you, enough that you go weak and breathless and can’t stand properly, but I don’t want to kill you, because then you’ll be gone and the thought of never being surprised by you ever again makes me want to go naked into the sunlight and wait until it burns me into ash."
The Tip of the Blade Rated G (Trigger Warning: Self-Harm) (WIP) (series)
When the pain gets too much, Sherlock needs to find a release.
There Is a Light Seed Grain Inside You Rated R (for swearing)
In the Ramayana, the hero is greeted by the gods with a shower of a thousand blossoms--soft silk petals flying everywhere, wind blowing in his face and whipping his clothes, scent filling the air. A blizzard of flowers.
Sherlock Holmes feels air--pressure and movement--but it has always been empty. The darkness is complete.
Two Two One Bravo Baker Rated EXPLICIT (Trigger Warning: War situation/PTSD)
Captain John Watson of 40 Commando, the Royal Marines, is assigned to protect and assist Sherlock Holmes as he investigates what appears to be a simple war atrocity in Afghanistan. An intense attraction ignites between the two men as they uncover a conspiracy that threatens everything they’ve ever known, but Sherlock is as much hunted as hunter, and everyone close to him is in deadly danger. Can he solve the case in time to save himself and John?
2+2=5 Rated T (Trigger Warning: Dysfunctional family/violence (violence not graphic)) (WIP)
Sherlock is four years old and doesn’t have any words, but there’s a bird skeleton under a glass dome in his father’s study that he thinks might be his kindred spirit.
2:31 pm now. Been up since around 8 am. Haf some hot coca and I have baked cupcakes and a chocolate cake, plus that I have made my room. I even brushed my teeth. However I have yet to get some breakfast.
