Free Tea For Everyone

Nothing is real. Optimistic nihilism or get shat.

[pools-of-venetianblue]

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

the most patient and long suffering clawdia

bob ross, but a vet 

squish the cat

squish the cat, but with a towel

absolute unit mr. pirate

a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

[bodecats]

Squish! That! Cat!

[yournewapartment]

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.

I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.

TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video. 

[ryanhatesthis]

This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

[laughterkey]

Always reblog

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[twitterlols]

[shmidny]

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

[spoopy-story]

Emotional brain: 

Logical brain:

[teenagerposts]

Me when my dog does something bad and my whole family starts getting mad at him

[unga-bunga-tactics-deactivated2]

What could a frog possibly have done to get scolded

[teenagerposts]

You’d be surprised

[kniivila]

[the-memedaddy]

[parakeet]

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

[badoptics]

do you need to talk

[parakeet]

i wish i was a croissant 

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

[dancinggryffindors]

It does make you sick. Literally.

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

[sailorbrazil]

oooooooooouuuuuuuu

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[definitelynotaminion]

Is this an otter or a Chihuahua

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Made my day.

[thechronicleofshe]

hes so cozy and full of love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

Who needs a clock, anyway?

[minimal7lethal5dose213-deactiva]

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

[laaylic]

[everythingfox]

Strange plant 🤔