Semi-hiatus

Too invested in all my fandoms (some of which are listed in the tags) Can also generally be found crying over fandoms Also, see updates and info about my hiatus in the updates tab.

[blairamour]

this isn’t nearly all of them but hey, here they are. I forgot about them while posting my favorite vine compilation tbh.

[grisser]

I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE MORE THAN JUST HEALTHY SNACK ONE

[saintdollyparton]

They get more incomprehensible each time lmao

[no-chill-at-all]

[gaynfl-moved]

DJFBFJEJSNAN MONICA

[glixbitch]

me writing a sentence

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[sandersstudies]

Please watch Round Planet guys

[samcahntent]

If it weren’t for the crocheted dog I’d have probably just thought she had a twin lol

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I’m a little disturbed but also highly impressed

[hydro-homies]

Come back with a warrant

[chunkecheeks]

I was going to make a joke about how people tell their hairdressers so many personal details that I wouldnt be surprised if someone confessed to murder while I was styling their hair but then I remembered that was an actual thing that happened when I was in cosmetology school

[chunkecheeks]

SO when I was in cosmetology school i was in the breakroom and I was telling everyone back there about how my client had just told me about how her dead husband’s head was found at the airport along with 63 other human heads (that’s a story for another day) and everyone started swapping stories about weird things that their client had told them

and then this one girl pipes up and is like “Yeah my client told me about how she killed her husband once.” and we were like EXCUSE ME??? WHAT? and she was like “yeah apparently her husband was coming at her with a knife and she managed to get it away from him and stabbed him like three times” 

according to the teachers she had A. told that story to at least three other students in the time she had been coming there and B. It was ruled as self defense so it’s not like she was a criminal who was on the run 

[witch-apologist]

Okay but tell us the human heads story

[laurajameskinney]

op can we PLEASE have the human heads story

[chunkecheeks]

OKAY so this one I actually have a lot more context for because it was a firsthand experience buckle the fuck in

So I get this client, she’s an older lady so it was a color retouch and a trim and I was like okay I do this all the time this is gonna be just a super routine and mundane day. So I’m chatting with her just like usual small talk stuff like asking how her day is going and stuff and at some point she says: “I’m actually going to be in the newspaper tomorrow so I needed to get this done so I look good when they take my picture.”

So I’m like “Oh that’s nice! I hope you have fun!” and she goes “It’s not going to be fun, it’s because of a court case. I’m seeking legal action against a funeral home because they stole my husband’s body.” She’s saying this is the most casual tone ever and let me tell you, when someone you don’t know drops information like that on you, it’s the weirdest situation ever

I have NO idea how I’m supposed to react properly to that so I’m just saying “Oh no that’s so terrible!” and she keeps on going 

“Yeah his head was found at an airport with 63 other human heads. they removed some of his body parts before they cremated him and sold them illegally. They were using his head at a dental convention in some other country.” 

That was the strangest thing a client had ever decided to share with me and i’ve been continuously googling that shit trying desperately to find what she was interviewed for but there’s nothing and I can’t figure out if it’s weirder that she may have lied to me about this crazy story or if it actually happened and she decided to tell a student hairdresser she never met the entire story without being prompted

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jemsdrug]

expectation at age 13: will grow up to become the extroverted, witty, and enchanting elizabeth bennet

reality at age 22: has grown up to become the introverted, awkward, and stressed out fitzwilliam darcy

[bitchycode]

[nezclaw]

#she only needs to move one square to threaten that bishop

[notanecromancer]

[calystarose]

oh my god that is so good

[onlyusefulphrases]

[squeeful]

[charlie-in-a-beanie]

[crawdaddykink]

Men be like “Let me just play Devil’s Advocate” like no, Shut up. You are the Devil

[user87262893]

This post Has Influenced Me Beyond Reason.. Yesterday a man said to me “well, to be devil’s advocate-” and I said “there’s no ‘advocate’, men are the devil and when you speak its with his tongue” and he stared at me until be both awkwardly laughed bc i momentarily was haunted by a Victorian feminist ghost

[thesubcon10ent]

I once had a guy I was arguing with tell me he was being the devils advocate and I replied “self advocating? that’s a bold move.” and I don’t think I’ve ever felt that powerful in my life

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

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[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

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