#belars

[sgrub42]

Nullus decides that Belars needs to kick ass and chew bubblegum

[01:15] -- temperamentalAutocrat [TA] began trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 01:15 --

[01:15] TA: Ǝ—- YOU THƎRƎ

[01:15] TA: Ǝ—- I AM TƎRRIBLY BORƎD

[01:15] TA: Ǝ—- AMUSƎ MƎ

[01:15] AC: wUt-?

[01:15] TA: Ǝ—- YOU RƎAD WHAT I SAID

[01:15] AC: who the heck Are yoU?

[01:15] TA: Ǝ—- I AM NULLUS

[01:15] AC: oh GOG!

[01:15] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT

[01:16] AC: Um.. Uh no nothing...

[01:16] AC: nothing...

[01:16] TA: Ǝ—- OH RIGHT

[01:16] TA: Ǝ—- OF COURSƎ IT'S NOTHING

[01:16] TA: Ǝ—- THAT'S WHY YOU ƎXCLAIMƎD "OH GOG"

[01:16] AC: Uh.. yA! YA thAt's right! BecAUse i reAlly d/o hAVe Anything to entertAin yoU w/!

[01:17] TA: Ǝ—- LAMƎ

[01:17] TA: Ǝ—- TOTALLY FUCKING LAMƎ

[01:17] TA: Ǝ—- I NƎƎD SOMƎTHING TO DO WHILƎ I WAIT FOR ALTOND TO BƎ NƎAR HIS HUSKTOP

[01:18] AC: ActUAlly... i need to tAlk to Altond As well.

[01:18] AC: hehehe...

[01:18] TA: Ǝ—- WHY ARƎ YOU GIGGLING ABOUT THAT

[01:18] TA: Ǝ—- AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVƎ TO SPƎAK WITH ALTOND ABOUT

[01:19] AC: Um well it wAs more of A nerVoUs lAUgh thAn Anything And ... thAt's priVAte?

[01:20] AC: ...

[01:20] AC: Uh so AnywAys!

[01:20] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY FINƎ

[01:20] TA: Ǝ—- IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT YOU COULD HAVƎ JUST SAID SO

[01:20] AC: .....

[01:20] TA: Ǝ—- YOU SOUND INCRƎDIBLY FUCKING BORING. JUST SAYING

[01:21] AC: hey... i AlreAdy know THAT.

[01:21] TA: Ǝ—- I'M GLAD WƎ'RƎ ON THƎ SAMƎ PAGƎ

[01:21] TA: Ǝ—- ANYWAY, STILL, WHAT WƎRƎ YOU ASKING ALTOND ABOUT

[01:21] TA: Ǝ—- SƎRIOUSLY

[01:21] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ'S NOT AROUND SO MAYBƎ I CAN PROVIDƎ YOU WITH SOMƎ OF MY OWN SAGACIOUS ADVICƎ

[01:21] AC: yoU?

[01:21] AC: well... i gUess...

[01:22] AC: i d/o know Alot AboUt QUAdrAnts...

[01:22] AC: And recently i got propositioned to be someone's AUspistice...

[01:22] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT

[01:23] TA: Ǝ—- HOW DID THAT HAPPƎN

[01:23] TA: Ǝ—- THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY FUCKING STUPID, BUT OKAY

[01:23] TA: Ǝ—- WHY WOULD THƎY WANT YOU TO AUSPISTICIZƎ FOR THƎM ANYWAY?

[01:24] AC: s-stUpid!? Ah... Ahhhhh... ok then. Well they kind of hAVe Alot of trolls After his blAckrom And... he might need someone to rUn interference w/ this one troll in pArticUlA.

[01:24] AC: *pArticUlAr

[01:24] TA: Ǝ—- OH RƎALLY NOW

[01:25] TA: Ǝ—- YOU CAN USƎ NAMƎS. I DON'T CARƎ NƎARLY ƎNOUGH TO RUN AROUND BLABBING ABOUT ALL OF THIS SHIT

[01:25] TA: Ǝ—- AND YƎS, I SAID STUPID. YOU DON'T SƎƎM LIKƎ YOU'RƎ CUT OUT FOR THƎ GRIT OF THƎ BLACK SIDƎ OF THƎ QUADRANT

[01:25] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] feels stabbed in the chest. --

[01:25] AC: Ah... UnfortUnitly not -sigh-

[01:26] AC: bUt i wAs striking A deAl w/ him eArlier bUt i hAd nothing to pAy him w/ in retUrn so...

[01:26] AC: And he might tAke something precioUse foreVer bUt i need whAt he's offering...

[01:26] AC: Ugh... -rUbs heAd-

[01:27] AC: And nAmes... not A good ideA...

[01:27] TA: Ǝ—- SAY THƎM

[01:27] TA: Ǝ—- I COMMAND YOU TO SAY THƎM

[01:27] TA: Ǝ—- PLƎASƎ

[01:27] AC: whAt? no no no no thAt's still not-

[01:27] AC: commAnd?

[01:27] AC: pleAse?

[01:27] AC: wAh-

[01:27] TA: Ǝ—- YƎS I SAID COMMAND

[01:27] TA: Ǝ—- AND PLƎASƎ

[01:27] TA: Ǝ—- PLƎASƎ OBƎY MY FUCKING ORDƎRS

[01:28] TA: Ǝ—- BƎCAUSƎ NOW I AM CURIOUS

[01:28] AC: fU-wUt? -grUmble-

[01:28] AC: i wish AstrUm wAs here...

[01:28] TA: Ǝ—- THƎ OTHƎR GRƎƎNBLOOD?

[01:29] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM

[01:29] TA: Ǝ—- DID HƎ FALL DOWN THƎ STAIRS OR SOMƎTHING

[01:29] AC: he-he's not... doing so well... And i gUess yoU coUld sAy he fell down the stAirs.

[01:29] TA: Ǝ—- YOU'D THINK HƎ WOULD SƎƎ THAT SHIT COMING

[01:29] AC: hey!

[01:29] TA: Ǝ—- BUT WHATƎVƎR. I'M SURPRISINGLY NOT PISSƎD OFF AT HIM RIGHT NOW

[01:29] TA: Ǝ—- ANYWAY

[01:29] AC: >T yA sUre AnywAys...

[01:30] TA: Ǝ—- YOU'RƎ CHANGING THƎ SUBJƎCT. WHO THƎ FUCK IS THIS THAT'S ALL UPONS YOU FOR AUSPISTICIZING

[01:30] TA: Ǝ—- I CAN'T OFFƎR ANY OF MY MAGNIFICƎNT ADVICƎ IF YOU WON'T TƎLL MƎ FUCK-ALL

[01:31] AC: Ah, well i'll only tell yoU the nAme of one of the trolls! CAn yoU giVe me AdVice then?

[01:31] TA: Ǝ—- YƎS YƎS THAT'S FINƎ

[01:31] TA: Ǝ—- I GUƎSS

[01:32] AC: ooh... i hope he dosen't get pissed AboUt this...

[01:32] AC: KArgAn.

[01:32] AC: hey look yoU hAVe to promise not to tell Anyone yet! >A<

[01:32] AC: ok!?

[01:32] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT THƎ FUCK DID THAT VOMIT INDUCING PUKƎ WANT YOU FOR

[01:32] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT THƎ ACTUAL FUCK

[01:33] TA: Ǝ—- I SWƎAR TO GOG I AM GOING TO BƎAT THAT MOTHƎRFUCKƎR WHƎN I SƎƎ HIM NƎXT

[01:33] AC: whAt wAit NO! hold on!

[01:33] TA: Ǝ—- NO YOU HOLD ON

[01:33] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT THƎ FUCK DOƎS HƎ ACTUALLY WANT

[01:33] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T ƎVƎN UNDƎRSTAND

[01:34] AC: i'll hAVe yoU know thAt i'Ve nvr gotten into A fight w/ Any troll... bAring thAt one thAt cAme into my hiVe the other solAr rotAtions.

[01:34] TA: Ǝ—- OH BOO FUCKING HOO

[01:34] TA: Ǝ—- KARGAN IS MY KISMƎSIS

[01:34] AC: Ah so yoU ARE blAck for him!

[01:34] TA: Ǝ—- OF COURSƎ WƎ ARƎ

[01:35] TA: Ǝ—- THAT FUCKƎR TOLD MƎ HƎ WAS BLACK FOR MƎ TOO

[01:35] TA: Ǝ—- WƎ LIKƎ... CONFƎSSƎD TO ƎACH OTHƎR AND ƎVƎRYTHING

[01:35] TA: Ǝ—- WAS HƎ ASKING YOU ABOUT SOMƎONƎ ƎLSƎ

[01:35] AC: thAt cAsAnoVA... if i'm ActUAlly needed lAter he's mAde one hell of A work loAd for me....

[01:36] TA: Ǝ—- WAIT WHAT THƎ FUCK

[01:36] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ IS NO CASANOVA

[01:36] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ IS FUCKING PATHƎTIC

[01:36] TA: Ǝ—- WORTHLƎSS, ƎVƎN

[01:36] AC: yes yes yes. ok pleAse cAlm down for A second.

[01:36] TA: Ǝ—- NO I WON'T CALM DOWN I WANT SOMƎ FUCKING ANSWƎRS

[01:37] AC: were yoU going to giVe me AdVice oh this or not?

[01:37] AC: i d/o wAnt to fight w/ yoU...

[01:37] TA: Ǝ—- I'M NOT TRYING TO FIGHT

[01:37] TA: Ǝ—- I'M JUST PISSƎD OFF

[01:37] TA: Ǝ—- ANYWAY, WHAT THƎ SHIT. I GUƎSS I CAN TRY TO ADVISƎ YOU ON STUFF

[01:38] AC: Ah. -nodes- ok then.

[01:38] TA: Ǝ—- WHO WAS HƎ TRYING TO GƎT YOU TO AUSPISTICIZƎ FOR THOUGH

[01:38] TA: Ǝ—- HIM AND I

[01:38] TA: Ǝ—- OR HIM AND SOMƎONƎ ƎLSƎ. BƎCAUSƎ I WILL NOT STAND FOR RIVALS

[01:39] AC: well no it's not inbetween yoU And him... At leAst i hope i'm nvr needed for thAt... yoU frighten me qUite frAnkly...

[01:39] TA: Ǝ—- WƎLL SHIT SON

[01:39] TA: Ǝ—- AND THAT FUCKƎR ISN'T ANSWƎRING MƎ

[01:39] TA: Ǝ—- IS HƎ ACTUALLY TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW? BƎCAUSƎ I NƎƎD TO HAVƎ A WORD WITH HIM

[01:40] AC: i WAS tAlking to him eArlier bUt... well i stArted thinking of A- i meAn, well i stArted feeling sick so i got off for A while.

[01:41] TA: Ǝ—- YƎAH OKAY

[01:41] AC: he's not Answering me either so we're in the sAme boAt.

[01:41] TA: Ǝ—- IF YOU TALK WITH HIM BƎFORƎ I DO, LƎT HIM KNOW THAT I AM GOING TO DƎSTROY HIM

[01:41] AC: de-now i cAn't hAVe yoU doing thAt!

[01:41] AC: ok?

[01:41] TA: Ǝ—- OH BULLSHIT

[01:41] TA: Ǝ—- I WILL DƎSTROY THAT TWO-TIMING FUCKWIT

[01:41] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ WILL WISH HƎ WAS BORN WITHOUT LƎGS

[01:42] AC: d/o yoU "bUllshit" me. did it eVer occUre to yoU thAt he might wAnt me to AUspistice between him And this other troll becAsUe he dosen't WANT to be kesmisis w/ them?

[01:42] AC: so pleAse... cAlm down?

[01:42] TA: Ǝ—- SIGH

[01:43] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY FINƎ.

[01:43] AC: i feel bAd enoUgh w/ AstrUm gone w/o yoU being this wAy.

[01:43] AC: thAnk yoU!

[01:43] TA: Ǝ—- OH WHATƎVƎR

[01:43] AC: C:

[01:43] AC: good!

[01:43] TA: Ǝ—- THAT WASN'T AN AGRƎƎMƎNT

[01:43] TA: Ǝ—- ANYWAY

[01:43] TA: Ǝ—- YOU WANTƎD ADVICƎ

[01:44] TA: Ǝ—- ABOUT AUSPISTICIZING BƎTWƎƎN HIM AND THƎ OTHƎR TROLL, RIGHT

[01:44] AC: yes... i'm good At stopping fights bUt only VerbAl fights.

[01:44] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY

[01:44] TA: Ǝ—- SO WHAT'S THƎ PROBLƎM

[01:44] AC: i...i d/o know where he liVes or Anything And... well there's something else in the wAy w/ be being there physicAlly... ActUAlly scrAtch thAt, seVerAl things.

[01:45] TA: Ǝ—- SUCH AS

[01:45] AC: i-i d/o think yoU woUld UnderstAnd... the other trolls yes bUt, not yoU...

[01:45] AC: yoU're oUr fUtUre leAder right?

[01:46] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT DO YOU MƎAN I WOULDN'T UNDƎRSTAND

[01:46] TA: Ǝ—- AND YƎS, THAT WAS SUPPOSƎD TO BƎ THƎ FUCKING IDƎA

[01:46] AC: whAt do yoU feAr?

[01:46] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT

[01:46] AC: i Asked whAt do yoU feAr?

[01:47] TA: Ǝ—- NO, I RƎAD THAT

[01:47] TA: Ǝ—- WHY IS THIS COMING UP NOW

[01:47] AC: pleAse... jUst Answer?

[01:48] AC: i know i probAbly shoUldn't be Asking this of oUr fUtUre rUler bUt i'm no threAt to yoU. reAlly.

[01:48] TA: Ǝ—- YOU WILL NƎVƎR TƎLL ANYONƎ THIS

[01:48] TA: Ǝ—- UNDƎRSTOOD

[01:49] AC: yes. i promise.

[01:49] AC: i'm eAsy to find AnywAys so if yoU or Anyone else wAnted to cUll me...

[01:49] AC: well let's jUst sAy there woUld be no sport in it.

[01:50] TA: Ǝ—- GOOD TO KNOW

[01:50] TA: Ǝ—- DON'T FORGƎT THAT

[01:50] TA: Ǝ—- I'M AFRAID TO BƎ ALONƎ

[01:50] AC: oh trUst me... i forget Alot of things bUt i d/o think i woUld forget this.

[01:50] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY

[01:51] TA: Ǝ—- GOOD

[01:51] TA: Ǝ—- AND YƎAH. THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.

[01:51] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT OF IT.

[01:52] AC: ...

[01:52] AC: woUld yoU cUll me... if i sAid i wAs hAppy yoU Are AfrAid of being Alone?

[01:53] TA: Ǝ—- IS IT BƎCAUSƎ YOU DƎLIGHT IN MY FUCKING STUPID FƎARS

[01:53] TA: Ǝ—- BƎCAUSƎ THƎN THƎ ANSWƎR IS YƎS

[01:53] AC: Ack wAit! heAr me oUt!

[01:53] TA: Ǝ—- LISTƎNING

[01:53] AC: i'm hAppy... well kind of... becAsUe then yoU might UnderstAnd me then.

[01:53] AC: ...Uh...well .. At leAst i think...

[01:54] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY PROBABLY

[01:54] TA: Ǝ—- I WOULD PROBABLY UNDƎRSTAND. ARƎ YOU CONSTANTLY ALONƎ OR SOMƎTHING

[01:54] AC: yes, bUt i d/o ... reAlly mind... i hAVe-hAd AstrUm And my lUsUs... scAtterbrAined thAt he is.

[01:55] TA: Ǝ—- WAIT WHAT

[01:55] TA: Ǝ—- DID YOUR LUSUS DIƎ OR SOMƎTHING

[01:55] AC: whAt? no.. bUt some other trolls i know hAVe hAd thier lUsUs die recently...

[01:55] AC: AC, AA, CC ...

[01:56] AC: All their lUsUs died...

[01:56] TA: Ǝ—- YOU'RƎ AC

[01:56] AC: opps i meAnt AG.

[01:56] AC: hehe...

[01:56] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY THƎN

[01:56] TA: Ǝ—- APPARƎNTLY MY LUSUS IS SUPPOSƎD TO DIƎ TOO

[01:56] TA: Ǝ—- FUCKING AWƎSOMƎ

[01:56] AC: whAt?

[01:56] AC: whAt mAkes yoU think thAt?

[01:57] TA: Ǝ—- APPARƎNTLY IT WAS INFORMATION ASTRUM WAS HOLDING OUT FROM MƎ WHƎN WƎ FIRST TALKƎD

[01:57] TA: Ǝ—- LIKƎ HOW ALTƎRNIA WAS FUCKING ƎNDING

[01:57] AC: ...oh. yA he seems to hAVe ... done thAt to Alot of Us...

[01:58] AC: Uh AnywAys. i nvr sAid my feAr.

[01:58] TA: Ǝ—- IS IT ƎVƎRYTHING

[01:58] TA: Ǝ—- IT SƎƎMS LIKƎ IT MIGHT BƎ ƎVƎRYTHING

[01:58] AC: hAhAhAhAhA pretty mUch ActUAlly.

[01:58] AC: mostly of going oUtside.

[01:58] AC: i...

[01:59] TA: Ǝ—- YƎS

[01:59] TA: Ǝ—- FINISH YOUR SƎNTƎNCƎ. PLƎASƎ.

[02:00] AC: well i know thAt A troll like me won't serViVe long And i d/o know Anything AboUt fighting becAUse i nvr go oUtside.

[02:00] TA: Ǝ—- WƎLL SHIT

[02:00] TA: Ǝ—- MAYBƎ YOU SHOULD GROW SOMƎ GLOBƎS

[02:00] TA: Ǝ—- AND STOP BƎING FUCKING AFRAID OF ƎVƎRYTHING

[02:01] AC: -grrrr- it's not thAt eAsy!

[02:01] TA: Ǝ—- OH RƎALLY NOW

[02:01] AC: i'Ve been AfrAid eVer sence i wAs hAtched! it' pretty mUch who i Am!

[02:01] AC: i'll only go oUt for ASTRUM!

[02:01] AC: Ah-

[02:01] TA: Ǝ—- YOU RƎALIZƎ WHO YOU'RƎ GROWLING AT AND Ǝ-SHOUTING AT

[02:01] TA: Ǝ—- RIGHT

[02:01] AC: 0A0;

[02:01] TA: Ǝ—- THƎRƎ'S HOPƎ FOR YOU YƎT YOU DUMB FUCK

[02:01] TA: Ǝ—- I MIGHT ƎVƎN USƎ AN ƎMOTICON

[02:02] TA: Ǝ—- BUT BƎFORƎ THAT, WHAT DOƎS ASTRUM HAVƎ TO DO WITH YOUR DƎSIRƎ TO GO OUTSIDƎ

[02:02] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] face flushes. --

[02:02] AC: Ah- Ah thAt... i thAt...

[02:02] TA: Ǝ—- SAY IT

[02:02] AC: why does eVery troll wAnt me to dAy it?

[02:02] AC: eVery

[02:02] AC: single

[02:02] AC: one

[02:02] TA: Ǝ—- YOU CAN'T STOP BƎING AFRAID IF YOU DON'T PUSH YOURSƎLF

[02:03] TA: Ǝ—- BƎSIDƎS YOU'RƎ PRACTICALLY FUCKING TRANSPARƎNT

[02:03] TA: Ǝ—- JUST SAY IT. IT'LL TAKƎ IT OFF YOUR MIND. OR SOMƎTHING

[02:03] AC: Ugh... so they sAy... trAnspArent...

[02:03] AC: i hAd A qUAdrAnt filled w/ him second before he died... this...

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- ... OH

[02:04] AC: And then KArgAn sAys he'll get riViVed in the fUtUre like it's TRUE!

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- FUCK KARGAN

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ'S A DUMBASS

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- TRUST MƎ

[02:04] AC: i wAnt to belieVe him And i Also d/o wAnt to get my hopes Up.

[02:04] AC: bUt... bUt i'm prepAring...

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- FOR WHAT

[02:05] AC: prepAring jUst in cAse he does come bAck.

[02:05] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT THƎ FUCK DOƎS THAT ƎVƎN MƎAN

[02:05] TA: Ǝ—- I'M SORRY TO BRƎAK IT TO YOU, BUT HƎ'S KIND OF FUCKING DƎAD. THAT SHIT AIN'T RƎVƎRSIBLƎ

[02:05] TA: Ǝ—- YOU SAID YOU'D GO OUTSIDƎ FOR HIM

[02:06] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ DOƎSN'T STILL HAVƎ TO BƎ ALIVƎ

[02:06] TA: Ǝ—- HONOUR HIS FUCKING MƎMORY... YOU

[02:06] TA: Ǝ—- I DIDN'T GƎT YOUR NAMƎ

[02:06] TA: Ǝ—- ALSO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS ACTUALLY INSPIRATIONAL

[02:07] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] starts to cry. --

[02:07] AC: B-BelArs... And i ... gUess it wAs...

[02:07] AC: bUt i cAn't go oUt there Alone... AstrUm wAs going to meet me At my hiVe And tAke me oUtside...

[02:07] AC: he wAs going to help protect me...

[02:08] TA: Ǝ—- OH BOO FUCKING HOO

[02:08] TA: Ǝ—- I'M SORRY FOR BƎING SO INSƎNSITIVƎ, BUT YOU CAN LƎARN HOW TO DƎFƎND YOURSƎLF

[02:08] TA: Ǝ—- THINK ABOUT IT. WOULDN'T HƎ BƎ FUCKING STOKƎD FOR YOU IF IT TURNƎD OUT YOU WƎRƎ CAPABLƎ OF DOING SHIT WITHOUT HIM

[02:10] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. ARƎ YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING OR WAS THAT JUST SOMƎ SORT OF TƎXT-BASƎD BULLSHIT

[02:11] AC: -snort- hA s-sorry i -hAhA- i reAlly Am crying bUt now i'm lAUghing And i d/o know why!

[02:11] AC: no wAit i do know!

[02:11] AC: yoU were sUpposed to giVe me AdVice on how to deAl w/ other people bUt yoU end Up giVing me AdVice on how to deAl w/ myself insteAd!

[02:12] AC: -lAUgh/cry- this feels so weird... i cAn... i cAn't stop doing either....

[02:12] TA: Ǝ—- WƎLL FUCK, I HOPƎ YOU FIGURƎ IT OUT

[02:12] TA: Ǝ—- I KIND OF FORGOT HOW TO DƎAL WITH SHIT LIKƎ THIS

[02:12] TA: Ǝ—- ALSO, I'M NOT GRƎAT AT DƎALING WITH OTHƎR PƎOPLƎ, BUT I KNOW ALL SORTS OF SHIT ABOUT SƎLF-LOATHING

[02:13] AC: AAAh... -shAkes heAd- why woUld yoU?

[02:14] TA: Ǝ—- BƎCAUSƎ I DON'T LIKƎ MƎ ƎITHƎR

[02:14] TA: Ǝ—- BUT WHATƎVƎR. NOW I CAN JUST HATƎ KARGAN. THINGS ARƎ SO MUCH ƎASIƎR THAT WAY

[02:14] AC: -snif- Ah yA i gUess thAt woUld mAke things better...

[02:15] AC: jUst d/o ActUAlly kill him or else yoU won't hAVe someone to hAte.

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- OF COURSƎ NOT

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- NƎVƎR TƎLL THAT DUMB FUCK THAT, THOUGH

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- I WANT HIM TO THINK THAT I WOULD CULL HIM WITHOUT A SƎCOND GLANCƎ

[02:16] AC: hehe yA yA i promise.

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- ALSO PLƎASƎ TƎLL PƎOPLƎ THAT MY HAIR IS ACTUALLY SOMƎ SORT OF TƎNTACLƎ MONSTƎR

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- THAT WOULD BƎ SO FUCKING COOL

[02:17] AC: i Uh... i AlreAdy thoUght i wAs ... it isn't?

[02:17] AC: Ah. i stopped lAUghing And crying... now i'm jUst A mess.

[02:17] TA: Ǝ—- CLƎAN YOURSƎLF UP, I GUƎSS

[02:17] TA: Ǝ—- THAT'S A PRƎTTY SIMPLƎ FUCKING SOLUTION

[02:18] AC: yA -snif- i'll brb k?

[02:18] TA: Ǝ—- BUT IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A TƎNTACLƎ MONSTƎR

[02:18] TA: Ǝ—- AND OKAY, FINƎ

[02:19] AC: sdffnyf776412 hgmj.57o

[02:19] AC: lih;iUgf,wUfb.Uhi

[02:19] TA: Ǝ—- DID YOU FALL ON YOUR KƎYBOARD

[02:19] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT THƎ SHIT

[02:19] AC: Alkweiry;o823846AAboo7;083jd.ih

[02:19] AC: Ahd i'm sorry!

[02:20] TA: Ǝ—- WƎRƎ THOSƎ SUPPOSƎD TO BƎ WORDS

[02:20] TA: Ǝ—- I AM CONFUSƎD, BƎLARS

[02:20] AC: No no SmArtie cAn't type silly.

[02:20] AC: it wAs on the keyboArd while i got some tissUe...

[02:20] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT

[02:20] TA: Ǝ—- THƎ FUCK

[02:20] TA: Ǝ—- IS A SMARTIƎ

[02:21] AC: Ah dAng... i keep fogetting...

[02:21] AC: SmArtie is my USB grUb...

[02:21] AC: wow i feel like i'Ve sAid thAt 1000 times...

[02:21] TA: Ǝ—- YOU PROBABLY HAVƎ

[02:21] TA: Ǝ—- BUT WHATƎVƎR, IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A MASSIVƎ DƎAL

[02:21] AC: hehe. thAnks.

[02:22] AC: yA SmArtie is kind of my pAlhoncho!

[02:22] TA: Ǝ—- UGH, NO WONDƎR ASTRUM WAS FLUSHƎD FOR YOU

[02:22] TA: Ǝ—- YOU'RƎ SO PATHƎTIC

[02:22] TA: Ǝ—- ... ALTHOUGH I GUƎSS IT MUST BƎ NICƎ HAVING A... PALHONCHO

[02:22] TA: Ǝ—- I GUƎSS

[02:23] AC: gAh! now wAit ... look jUst becAsUe i d/o do mUch sociAl interAtion... -sigh- nvrmind.

[02:23] AC: And it is eVen if it's A USB grUb.

[02:23] AC: i woUld tell yoU to get one bUt SmArtie is kind of weird for A USB.

[02:23] TA: Ǝ—- THAT'S FINƎ, I GUƎSS

[02:24] TA: Ǝ—- I FIND RƎLAXING IN MY WRATHTUB IS JUST AS GOOD ANYWAY

[02:24] AC: wrAthtUb? whAt's A wrAthtUb?

[02:24] TA: Ǝ—- IT'S THƎ THING I GƎT MY ABLUTIONS ON IN

[02:24] TA: Ǝ—- I CLƎAN MYSƎLF IN MY WRATHTUB

[02:25] AC: oooh... is it big?

[02:25] TA: Ǝ—- IT'S ƎSPƎCIALLY TRICKY SINCƎ I'M UNDƎRWATƎR, BUT DON'T QUƎSTION IT

[02:25] TA: Ǝ—- AND I GUƎSS IT COULD THƎORƎTICALLY FIT ANOTHƎR TROLL

[02:25] AC: mine cAn only fit me. i d/o like being dirty. :/

[02:26] AC: so whAt's yoUr hiVe like?

[02:26] TA: Ǝ—- IT'S PALACIAL

[02:26] TA: Ǝ—- I AM ROYALTY AND WHATNOT. UM

[02:27] TA: Ǝ—- I'VƎ GOT MY BATTLƎDROBƎ FOR MY CLOTHƎS

[02:27] TA: Ǝ—- AND MY WARCHƎST FOR MY WƎAPONS

[02:27] TA: Ǝ—- MY PRƎDƎCƎSSORS ARƎ ALL BURIƎD IN THƎ BRAWLSOLƎUM OUT IN THƎ BACKYARD

[02:27] TA: Ǝ—- YOU KNOW. THƎ USUAL SHIT

[02:27] AC: thAt lAst pArt... isn't UsUAl...

[02:27] AC: bUt ok.

[02:27] AC: soUnds like A nice plAce.

[02:28] TA: Ǝ—- OH WHATƎVƎR

[02:28] TA: Ǝ—- LIKƎ YOU DON'T HAVƎ A BRAWLSOLƎUM WHƎRƎ THƎ PƎOPLƎ WHO FAILƎD TO RISƎ TO POWƎR IN YOUR FAMILY ARƎ BURIƎD

[02:29] TA: Ǝ—- AND YƎS, IT IS PRƎTTY NICƎ, I GUƎSS. I NƎVƎR RƎALLY CONSIDƎRƎD IT

[02:29] AC: ActUAlly... i d/o hAVe A BRAWLSOLEUM thingy.

[02:29] AC: i hAVe no ideA who my Ancestors Are.

[02:29] TA: Ǝ—- OH. PROBABLY BƎTTƎR OFF THAT WAY

[02:30] TA: Ǝ—- YOU MIGHT NOT LIKƎ YOUR ANCƎSTOR

[02:30] AC: mAybe. i'm to lAzy to go find Anything oUt in the ArchiVes AnywAys.

[02:31] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT IS YOUR HIVƎ LIKƎ, I GUƎSS

[02:31] TA: Ǝ—- I AM CURIOUS NOW

[02:31] AC: oh Um.

[02:31] AC: it's not mUch compAred to some of the hiVes fArther off in the distAnce from mine.

[02:31] AC: it's two leVels w/ pArt of one side cUrVed.

[02:32] AC: the rest of my hiVe wAs bUilt on top of something else And there's rUst stAins And stUff All oVer the wAlls.

[02:32] AC: i cAn nvr seem to get it off.

[02:32] TA: Ǝ—- IT SOUNDS KIND OF GROSS

[02:32] AC: eh it's sAnitAry As fAr As i cAn tell. whAteVer is there isn't hArmfUl. i'Ve scrUbbed AwAy At it long enoUgh to figUre thAt oUt. hAhAhA.

[02:33] TA: Ǝ—- WƎLL, I CAN AT LƎAST APPRƎCIATƎ YOUR DƎSIRƎ FOR CLƎANLINƎSS

[02:33] AC: other thAn thAt i hAVe heAting... A pretty lArge lAwn ring..... And it's in the middle of A cleAring.

[02:33] TA: Ǝ—- SOUNDS INTƎRƎSTING. I HAVƎN'T BƎƎN ON LAND IN AGƎS

[02:34] AC: -shiVers- the seA... the seA more thAn Anything else scAres me.

[02:34] TA: Ǝ—- WHY

[02:34] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL THIS BƎAUTIFUL WATƎR

[02:34] AC: yoU cAn't see in it. it's All mUrky And so wide And there's bArely Any plAce for yoU to pUt yoUr feet... Also for me i cAn drown. i'm not A seA troll...

[02:35] AC: i hAVe A better chAnce sUrViVing on lAnd thAn i do At seA.

[02:35] TA: Ǝ—- I FORGƎT YOU GUYS ARƎ UNABLƎ TO BRƎATHƎ UNDƎRWATƎR

[02:35] TA: Ǝ—- I'LL HAVƎ TO RƎMƎMBƎR THAT FOR WHƎN I FINALLY MƎƎT KARGAN

[02:35] AC: bwUAh how cAn yoU forget thAt?

[02:36] TA: Ǝ—- IT NƎVƎR SƎƎMƎD THAT IMPORTANT TO MƎ

[02:36] AC: ...bUt if we coUld All reAth Under wAter then why woUld there eVen be A seA troll?

[02:36] TA: Ǝ—- THƎRƎ WOULDN'T BƎ A DISTINCTION, STUPID

[02:37] TA: Ǝ—- WƎ'D ALL BƎ SƎA TROLLS. OR JUST TROLLS

[02:37] TA: Ǝ—- I GUƎSS

[02:37] AC: heheh ok. yA.

[02:37] TA: Ǝ—- BUT YƎAH, IT NƎVƎR CROSSƎD MY MIND

[02:37] TA: Ǝ—- ACTUALLY, THAT'S A LIƎ

[02:37] TA: Ǝ—- I TƎLL KARGAN THAT FAIRLY OFTƎN

[02:38] TA: Ǝ—- HIS PUNY BODY COULDN'T HANDLƎ THIS DƎPTH OF THƎ OCƎAN

[02:38] AC: AhAhAhAh i bet he wAs thrilled to heAr thAt.

[02:39] AC: thAt wAs sArcAsm by the wAy... not sUre how well i did w/ thAt sentence...

[02:39] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ WAS PISSƎD OFF

[02:39] TA: Ǝ—- WƎ HAVƎ THAT ƎFFƎCT ON ƎACH OTHƎR

[02:39] TA: Ǝ—- I JUST KIND OF WANT TO SMACK HIM ABOUT WITH MY DINGLƎHOPPƎR

[02:40] AC: ???? whAt's A dinglehopper?

[02:40] TA: Ǝ—- MY FUCKING TRIDƎNT

[02:40] TA: Ǝ—- THAT'S ITS NAMƎ

[02:40] TA: Ǝ—- THƎ DINGLƎHOPPƎR

[02:40] AC: hAhAhAhAhA srly?

[02:40] TA: Ǝ—- IT IS THƎ INSTRUMƎNT OF MY WRATH

[02:40] TA: Ǝ—- AND DON'T MAKƎ FUN OF THAT NAMƎ

[02:41] TA: Ǝ—- IT STRIKƎS TƎRROR INTO ALL SORTS OF BLADDƎR-BASƎD VASCULAR PUMPS

[02:41] AC: bU-bUt the nAme is so hAhAhAhA sh-shoUldn't yoU chAnge it now thAt it's yoUrs? i meAn.. hAhAhA... i'm sorry bUt the nAme. XD

[02:42] AC: i'm sUre it does strike feAr into other trolls jUst not w/ thAt nAme. XD XD

[02:42] TA: Ǝ—- DON'T BƎ SO FUCKING STUPID

[02:42] TA: Ǝ—- WHY WOULDN'T THƎ NAMƎ DINGLƎHOPPƎR BƎ TƎRRIFYING

[02:42] TA: Ǝ—- ƎVƎRY SYLLABLƎ MAKƎS MƎ CRINGƎ WITH DISPLƎASURƎ

[02:43] AC: hAhAhAAh i cAn tell.

[02:44] AC: well... my weApon isn't nAmed Anything so. -shrUgs shoUlders- not sUre whAt yoU woUld cAll A megAphone.

[02:44] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T KNOW ƎITHƎR

[02:44] TA: Ǝ—- CALL IT "THƎ AURICULAR SPONGƎ CLOT FUCKƎR"

[02:44] AC: -snort- no

[02:45] AC: i might pick A nAme from one of my gAmes insteAd.

[02:45] AC: thAt or jUst cAll it The ShoUt MAchine.

[02:45] TA: Ǝ—- LAMƎ

[02:45] TA: Ǝ—- SO FUCKING LAMƎ

[02:45] TA: Ǝ—- BUT WHATƎVƎR. IT'S YOUR WƎAPON

[02:45] TA: Ǝ—- I GUƎSS

[02:46] AC: hehe eeeh .... lAme he sAys...

[02:47] AC: i nAmed SmArtie didn't i? And thAt's A good nAme. so i'll come Up w/ something.

[02:47] AC: ... eVentUAlly

[02:47] TA: Ǝ—- SMARTIƎ IS A FUCKING STUPID NAMƎ

[02:47] TA: Ǝ—- ... SHIT, SORRY

[02:47] AC: hey! no it's not!

[02:47] TA: Ǝ—- I APOLOGIZƎD ALRIGHT

[02:47] TA: Ǝ—- I'M TRYING TO BƎ LƎSS MƎAN

[02:47] AC: oh...

[02:47] AC: thAnk yoU then.

[02:47] TA: Ǝ—- DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR MƎ BY RUINING MY FUCKING APOLOGIƎS

[02:47] TA: Ǝ—- AND YOU'RƎ FUCKING WƎLCOMƎ

[02:47] TA: Ǝ—- >:(

[02:48] TA: Ǝ—- THƎRƎ. I USƎD AN ƎMOTICON. KARGAN'S PROBABLY PISSING HIMSƎLF WITH MIRTH SOMƎWHƎRƎ

[02:48] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ KNOWS I HATƎ THƎM

[02:48] AC: hehehehe... ^V^; i'm sUre he is.

[02:48] AC: i reAlly hope i d/o hAVe to AUspistice for yoU two...

[02:49] AC: thAt... woUldn't end well for me becAUse i think both yoU And him Are tAller thAn me.

[02:49] TA: Ǝ—- YOU COULDN'T HANDLƎ THIS SHIT

[02:49] TA: Ǝ—- AND WƎ PROBABLY ARƎ

[02:49] TA: Ǝ—- I BƎT I'M TALLƎR THAN HIM, ƎVƎN WITHOUT MY HAIR'S SHƎƎR VOLUMƎ

[02:50] AC: i'd probAbly get smooshed trying to get between yoU two.

[02:50] AC: i wonder how it's going to go between KArgAn And AnUmAn then... mAybe i'm tAller thAn her.

[02:50] AC: thAt woUld be greAt ActUAly hAhAhAhA. if i did go oUtside then At leAst i woUld hAVe A chAnce.

[02:51] TA: Ǝ—- SO HƎ DOƎS HAVƎ FLUSHƎD FƎƎLINGS FOR HƎR OR SOMƎTHING

[02:51] AC: shit...

[02:51] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ SHOULD SƎRIOUSLY KƎƎP HIS BULGƎ IN HIS PANTS

[02:52] TA: Ǝ—- FUCK I AM GOING TO TAUNT THƎ SHIT OUT OF THAT LITTLƎ BASTARD

[02:52] AC: Um Uh i might hAVe gotten the nAme wrong...

[02:52] TA: Ǝ—- AND I DON'T THINK YOU'D WANT TO GƎT BƎTWƎƎN HIM AND I

[02:52] TA: Ǝ—- THAT WOULD BƎ... MƎSSY

[02:52] TA: Ǝ—- ALSO, YOU DON'T NƎƎD TO COVƎR FOR HIS DUMB ASS

[02:53] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ GƎTS PISSƎD OFF ƎVƎRY TIMƎ I THRƎATƎN HƎR LIFƎ

[02:53] AC: nonononono no i do not wAnt to get inbetween yoU two And he nvr gAVe me permission to sAy Anything to Anyone else...

[02:53] AC: then AgAin he nvr sAid i hAd to keep Anything A seceret...

[02:54] AC: look i'm not eVen needed yet for Anything so i'm technicAlly NOT his AUspistice yet... i hAVen't done Anything.

[02:54] AC: i d/o wAnt to mAke things worse before i eVen stArt...

[02:54] TA: Ǝ—- THAT'S FINƎ. YOU'RƎ HƎLPING MƎ OUT QUITƎ A BIT ANYWAY BƎLARS

[02:54] AC: wUt? i Am?

[02:54] TA: Ǝ—- I PROMISƎ YOU IT WILL ONLY MAKƎ MY KISMƎSISSITUDƎ WITH KARGAN ALL THƎ BƎTTƎR

[02:54] TA: Ǝ—- I HAVƎ SO MANY THINGS TO HATƎ HIM OVƎR NOW

[02:55] AC: oh boy...

[02:55] AC: Uh... yoU're welcome?

[02:55] TA: Ǝ—- ƎXACTLY

[02:55] TA: Ǝ—- ALSO, I DIDN'T SAY THANK YOU, I GUƎSS, BUT YƎAH

[02:56] TA: Ǝ—- I GUƎSS IT WAS IMPLIƎD

[02:57] AC: thAt's the wAy i took it bUt yoU d/o hAVe to.

[02:57] TA: Ǝ—- OH WHATƎVƎR

[02:57] TA: Ǝ—- STOP BƎING SUCH A FUCKING WIMP

[02:57] TA: Ǝ—- BƎ ALL LIKƎ

[02:57] TA: Ǝ—- "HƎLLS YƎAH YOU ALL KINDS OF OWƎ MƎ"

[02:57] AC: ...

[02:57] TA: Ǝ—- FUCK BƎLARS

[02:57] AC: hells yeAh yoU kind of fUcking owe me.

[02:57] TA: Ǝ—- YƎS

[02:57] TA: Ǝ—- PƎRFƎCT

[02:58] TA: Ǝ—- YOU ƎVƎN SWORƎ

[02:58] TA: Ǝ—- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

[02:58] AC: :/ hey i sweAr... from time to time.

[02:58] TA: Ǝ—- WHATƎVƎR DUDƎ

[02:59] TA: Ǝ—- NOT A BIG DƎAL

[02:59] TA: Ǝ—- JUST RƎMƎMBƎR TO BƎ ASSƎRTIVƎ

[02:59] TA: Ǝ—- DON'T LƎT OTHƎR TROLLS PUSH YOU AROUND

[02:59] TA: Ǝ—- ƎXCƎPT FOR MƎ, SINCƎ I'M THƎ ONƎ GIVING YOU ADVICƎ ABOUT KICKING ASS AND CHƎWING BUBBLƎGUM

[03:00] TA: Ǝ—- I CAN PRACTICALLY HƎAR YOU THINKING "WHAT BUBBLƎGUM"

[03:00] AC: eVen if yoU owe me one, i d/o wAnt Anything from yoU. At leAst nothing i cAn think of.

[03:00] TA: Ǝ—- JUST RƎMƎMBƎR

[03:00] AC: Also how did yoU know i wAs going to Ask thAt...

[03:00] TA: Ǝ—- YOU ARƎ ALL OUT OF FUCKING BUBBLƎGUM

[03:01] TA: Ǝ—- YOU ARƎ JUST HƎRƎ TO KICK ASS

[03:01] TA: Ǝ—- BƎCAUSƎ THƎ BUBBLƎGUM IS FUCKING GONƎ

[03:01] TA: Ǝ—- AND YOU'RƎ PISSƎD

[03:01] AC: bUt wAit whAt's bUbblegUm!?

[03:01] TA: Ǝ—- THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT

[03:01] TA: Ǝ—- FUCK

[03:01] TA: Ǝ—- YOU NƎVƎR HAD IT ANYWAY

[03:01] TA: Ǝ—- BƎCAUSƎ YOU'RƎ TOO BUSY KICKING ASS

[03:01] TA: Ǝ—- OR YOU SHOULD BƎ

[03:02] TA: Ǝ—- ASTRUM WOULD FUCKING SWOON ALL UPONS YOU IF HƎ SAW YOU KICKING ASS

[03:02] AC: yoU think so??

[03:03] TA: Ǝ—- PLƎASƎ

[03:03] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ WOULD BƎ ALL

[03:03] TA: Ǝ—- "OOH MISTƎR BƎLARS OOOH"

[03:03] TA: Ǝ—- "LƎT'S DO IT"

[03:03] TA: Ǝ—- AND THƎN YOU WOULD MAKƎ THAT FUCKƎR SƎƎ STARS

[03:03] AC: ///>A</// oh my GOG! A-AstrUm dosen't soUnd like; he woUld nvr sAy thAt!

[03:04] AC: And i still d/o know whAt bUbblegUm is...

[03:04] TA: Ǝ—- I BƎT YOU HƎ WOULD IF YOU WƎRƎ A LITTLƎ MORƎ ASSƎRTIVƎ

[03:04] TA: Ǝ—- JUST BƎ LIKƎ

[03:04] TA: Ǝ—- "OH ASTRUM. I AM HƎRƎ AND I AM LOOKING SO AWƎSOMƎ AND ALSO MY SHIRT OPƎNƎD"

[03:04] TA: Ǝ—- I MƎAN, IF HƎ WƎRƎ STILL ALIVƎ. BUT YOU CAN DO IT FOR HIS MƎMORY

[03:05] AC: i think... i jUst gotfigUrAtiVely stAbbed in the ollApsing And expAnding blAdder bAsed AqUAtic VAscUlAr system w/ thAt lAst sentence...

[03:06] TA: Ǝ—- I GUƎSS THAT WAS RƎALLY INSƎNSITIVƎ OF MƎ

[03:06] TA: Ǝ—- I'M SORRY.

[03:07] AC: Ah... thAt's ok.

[03:08] AC: he jUst died recently so... And i cAn't find how to get to his body w/o the gAme...

[03:08] AC: which i cAn't get into thAt becAsUe i still hAVen't foUnd Ziq

[03:08] TA: Ǝ—- WƎLL FUCK, IT'S NOT LIKƎ WƎ HAVƎ TO WORRY ABOUT THƎ ƎND OF ALTƎRNIA OR ANYTHING

[03:09] AC: ... bUt we do.

[03:09] TA: Ǝ—- I KNOW

[03:09] TA: Ǝ—- I WAS BƎING SARCASTIC

[03:09] AC: oh.

[03:09] TA: Ǝ—- BUT YƎAH. I'M SURƎ SHƎ'LL SHOW UP, FLIPPING HƎR FINS AND SAY SOMƎTHING LIKƎ

[03:09] TA: Ǝ—- "OOH MISTƎR BƎLARS OOOH"

[03:09] TA: Ǝ—- "LƎT'S FUCKING START SGRUB"

[03:10] AC: hAhAhAhA yoU soUnd like AG when yoU pUt the ooh in front.

[03:11] TA: Ǝ—- ƎWW

[03:11] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ'S SUCH A JƎRK

[03:12] TA: Ǝ—- BUT WHATƎVƎR. ANYWAY, PƎRHAPS I SHOULD LƎT YOU GO. SINCƎ YOU'RƎ ALL SAD AND SHIT

[03:12] TA: Ǝ—- AND I'M NOT ƎXACTLY HƎLPING, AM I

[03:12] AC: there isn't mUch thAt cAn help me so d/o worry AboUt it...

[03:13] AC: And yA, i d/o know which side of AlterniA yoU're liVing on bUt the sUn is stArting to come Up And i g2 sleep.

[03:14] TA: Ǝ—- WƎLL SHIT

[03:14] TA: Ǝ—- I LIVƎ UNDƎR THƎ OCƎAN SO IT'S MOSTLY SYNTHƎTIC LIGHT

[03:14] TA: Ǝ—- BUT FINƎ. TRY NOT TO SLƎƎP FOR TOO LONG. I BƎT WƎ'VƎ GOT A LIMITƎD AMOUNT OF TIMƎ BƎFORƎ ƎVƎRYTHING FUCKS UP AND WƎ DIƎ

[03:14] AC: probAbly...

[03:15] TA: Ǝ—- TRY NOT TO LƎT THAT BUG YOU TOO MUCH, I GUƎSS

[03:15] TA: Ǝ—- FUCK I'M BAD AT THIS

[03:15] AC: heh jUst prActice?

[03:16] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT DOƎS IT LOOK LIKƎ I'M TRYING TO DO

[03:16] TA: Ǝ—- OH WHATƎVƎR. I'LL PRACTICƎ. GOODBYƎ AND STUFF, BƎLARS

[03:16] AC: bye yoUr highness.

[03:16] TA: Ǝ—- I'LL TALK TO YOU ANOTHƎR TIMƎ, I GUƎSS. I HOPƎ I HƎLPƎD. OR SOMƎTHING

[03:16] TA: Ǝ—- AND JUST CALL MƎ NULLUS, PLƎASƎ

[03:16] AC: oh Uh ok NUllUs.

[03:16] TA: Ǝ—- THANKS. NOW BYƎ

[03:17] AC: oh Uh... ok...

[03:17] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] gave up trolling temperamentalAutocrat [TA] at 03:17 --

[sgrub42]

Ziquno and Astrum have one last chat as Astrum enters the Medium

Mod Note: This is another plot relevant chat, so please give it a good read!

[05:54] -- astralTraveler [AT] began trolling acridAggressor [AA] at 17:54 --

[05:54] AT: hey ziq

[05:54] AA: Ah, Aztrum

[05:54] AA: ...zo

[05:54] AT: ye5

[05:55] AA: Anglermom kind of, exploded

[05:55] AT: belar5 and i are getting *ted with the game

[05:55] AT: wait what

[05:55] AA: Oh?

[05:55] AT: whaaaaat

[05:55] AT: when did that happen?????

[05:55] AA: Oh, yez, I alzo killed Altond'z lucuz

[05:55] AA: a fev dayz ago?

[05:55] AT: hopy 5hit and you did not tell me?????

[05:55] AT: are you okay????? D:

[05:55] AA: Zome zqud vere cauzing trouble and one of zem dragged her out of ze depzz

[05:55] AA: zhe exploded

[05:55] AA: took five of zem viz her zough

[05:56] AA: zen I vizited ALtond becauze a pearl vaz mezzing viz hiz zinkpan

[05:56] AA: and ve drank

[05:56] AT: ..... oh ziq >:

[05:56] AA: and I killed hiz lucuz for him becauze it vaz in pain

[05:56] AA: ...

[05:56] AT: i am 5o 5orry

[05:56] AA: Iz fine

[05:56] AA: I have her lantern

[05:56] AT: well, that 5hould be u5eful! tru5t me on th12

[05:56] AA: you knov, to remeber he by and zuch... alzo to privide light

[05:57] AT: both will be quite helpful, i am 5ure <:

[05:57] AA: Heh, yez

[05:57] -- astralTraveler [AT] is startled by a loud crash from the lowest part of the tower --

[05:57] AA: Vhat vaz zat?

[05:57] AT: oh 5hit

[05:57] AT: i think i know, but i hope i am wrong

[05:57] AA: Vhat?

[05:57] AA: Tell me!

[05:57] AT: weeeeell

[05:58] -- astralTraveler [AT] equips the SPECTACLOMPUTER and uses his rocket shoes to descend to the lowest part of the tower --

[05:58] AT: if i am not too terribly m12taken

[05:58] AT: that wa5 my lu5u5 dying

[05:58] AA: Oh

[05:58] AA: Erm

[05:58] AA: Vell

[05:58] AA: *cough*

[05:58] AT: ..... ye5. my hunch wa5 correct >:

[05:58] AA: I am zorry

[05:59] AA: Ztardad vaz, interzting

[05:59] AT: it 12 okay, i gue55..... i have known it would happen for 5weep5

[05:59] AT: and he really wa5

[05:59] AT: no 5hortage of book5 with him around

[05:59] AA: Are, you alright?

[06:00] AT: ye5, i will be fine

[06:00] AT: i gue55

[06:00] AA: You guezz?

[06:00] AT: it 12 hard to explain, ziq. i will be alright later, for 5ure

[06:00] AT: for now, it will be a 5low de5cent into a 5hit 5torm

[06:01] AA: If you zay zo, I vill truzt you

[06:01] AT: alright

[06:01] AA: Iz zere anyfin I can do to help?

[06:01] AT: ummmm.....

[06:01] AT: do you have any tip5 for pummeling 5omething open?

[06:01] AA: Yez

[06:01] AT: i am trying to crack open the lid on the cruxtruder and it 12 not going very well 5o far

[06:01] AA: Hit it

[06:01] AA: Oh, right

[06:01] AT: i diiiiid

[06:01] AA: Hmm

[06:02] AT: my mangrit 12 too low, apparently

[06:02] AA: do you have anyfin explozive around?

[06:03] AT: not really. i do have a few trap5 nearby

[06:03] AA: Hm, are zey zpring loaded?

[06:03] AA: you could lodge one by ze opening and zen zet it off

[06:04] AT: i think 5o..... it ha5 been a while 5ince i have tried th12 one

[06:05] AA: Vell, let me knov hov it vorkz

[06:06] -- astralTraveler [AT] swings the trap so that its contents of heavy books and broken telescopes land on top of the cruxtruder, releasing the KERNELSPRITE and a CRUXITE DOWEL --

[06:06] AT: oh hell5 ye5

[06:06] AA: Yez!

[06:06] AT: oh, ju5t 5o you know

[06:06] AA: ?

[06:06] AT: i think you can bring anglermom back

[06:07] AT: by prototyping her with the kernel5prite

[06:07] AA: ...

[06:07] AT: like how belar5 ju5t 5emi-brought back *dad

[06:07] AA: I am zure zat vill make zenze later

[06:07] AT: he 12 like a funny little gho5t now

[06:07] AT: anyway, ye5, i am 5ure it will

[06:09] AA: Zo, vhat do you do nov?

[06:09] AT: well, belar5 deployed a pre-punched card

[06:09] AA: Alright

[06:10] AT: i have to in5ert it into the totem lathe for it to carve th12 cruxite dowel

[06:10] AT: it will make more 5en5e later, i am 5ure

[06:10] AA: Right, of courze

[06:10] AA: everyfin vill make zenze in time

[06:10] AT: i know it 12 a 5hitty explanation, but it 12 all i have >:

[06:10] AA: A zhitty explanation iz better zan none at all

[06:11] AT: i 5uppo5e

[06:11] AT: oh bollock5

[06:11] AA: Vhat nov?

[06:11] AT: apparently belar5 wrecked my recuperacoon with the alchemiter

[06:11] AT: i did not really neeeeed it, but it 5till 5uck5

[06:11] AA: I can imagine

[06:11] AA: zat iz, unfortuanete

[06:11] AT: indeed, but oh well

[06:12] -- astralTraveler [AT] hears a dull noise in the distance, sounding vaguely like something large hitting water --

[06:12] AT: oh 5hit. it 12 *ting, ziq >:

[06:12] AA: Vhat vaz zat?

[06:12] AT: i think it 12 the meteor5

[06:12] AA: Ze end of ze vorld?

[06:12] AA: Zhit

[06:12] AT: ye5. i believe we will have... 5ix hour5 and twelve minute5 before everything die5

[06:12] AT: it 12 a lot of time, but it 12 5till kind of bad

[06:13] AA: Hm, ve vill all have to be in ze game by zen, von't ve?

[06:15] AT: indeed

[06:15] AT: mokina might be a bit late, depending on my timing

[06:16] AA: Oh vell, zeze zingz happen

[06:16] AT: indeed. i am 5ure 5he will be fine

[06:16] AA: If anyone can live zrough ze end of ze vorld, it iz her

[06:16] AT: that 12 what i am hoping, at lea5t!

[06:17] -- astralTraveler [AT] hears another, louder boom, still sounding like something large hitting water --

[06:17] AA: Anozer one?

[06:17] AA: Are you alright?

[06:17] AT: mmhmm. i am going to need to hurry, though

[06:17] AA: Vhy>

[06:17] AA: ?

[06:18] AT: i will explain later... let me ju5t 5ay that thing5 will not be getting much better for me

[06:18] AA: I zea

[06:18] AA: Vell

[06:18] -- astralTraveler [AT] hears another loud boom, sounding as though it has collided with the base of the mountain --

[06:18] AA: ve have boz knovn ziz vould happen

[06:19] AT: exactly

[06:19] AT: but fuck..... th12 12 going to be dicey

[06:19] AA: I do not like it zough

[06:19] AT: one moment, ziq

[06:19] AA: Vhat?

[06:19] AA: Vhat'z going on?

[06:19] -- astralTraveler [AT] grabs the totem and begins flying up the stairwell --

[06:19] AT: i have to put the carved totem into the alchemiter

[06:19] AT: it will co5t me an arm and an eye

[06:19] AA: Vhat?

[06:20] AT: becau5e of the meteor5.....

[06:20] AT: in fact, there 12 one heading for my tower right now >:

[06:20] AA: VHAT?!?!?!

[06:20] AT: i am 5orry i did not tell you, ziq

[06:20] AA: Vell hurry up zen!

[06:20] -- astralTraveler's [AT'S] tower is hit by a meteor right at the top, taking out a large chunk of the room where AT and the Alchemiter are --

[06:21] AA: Aztrum?

[06:21] AA: Aztrum anzver me or I zvear I vill zvim up zere!

[06:21] -- astralTraveler [AT] coughs and rolls over, extruding himself from a pile of rubble and fashion magazines --

[06:21] AT: owwww..... fuck.....

[06:22] AT: 5hit..... that hurt more than i thought it would

[06:23] AA: You expected lozing an eye and an arm to be painlezz?

[06:23] AT: not thid painful, at lea5t

[06:23] AT: fuck, u5ing the5e 12 hard with one eye

[06:24] AA: Valk it off

[06:24] AT: i am trying

[06:24] AT: and advice for how to bandage a 5evered arm?

[06:25] AA: Ze zcarf1

[06:25] AA: !

[06:25] AA: Uze ze zcarf

[06:25] AA: it zhould be denze nough to ztem ze blood flov for avhile

[06:25] AA: and try to keep it above your vazucular pump

[06:25] AA: it vill reduce blood flov to ze area

[06:26] AT: okay, okay, i have the 5carf

[06:26] AT: i am 5o 5orry for ruining it >x

[06:26] AA: Iz not important

[06:26] AA: not az much az you are, anyvay

[06:26] -- astralTraveler [AT] wraps the scarf around the stump that used to be his left arm --

[06:26] AA: iz juzt a zcarf

[06:27] AT: th12 12 hard qwith one hanbd Dx

[06:27] AA: Try uzing zomefin elze az a brace

[06:28] AT: i have a hairpin around here 5omeqwhere.....

[06:29] AT: ah, perfect. it 5eem5 to be in place, now

[06:29] AA: Phev

[06:29] AA: criziz averted, for nov, at leazt

[06:31] AT: indeed.....

[06:31] AT: bur now i need to u5e the alchemiter

[06:31] AA: And, vhy iz zat a problem?

[06:31] -- astralTraveler [AT] staggers toward the alchemiter and produces the star from the carved totem --

[06:32] AT: well, onmce i enter the game, i am going to be even clo5er to dying

[06:32] AA: ...

[06:32] AA: Oh

[06:32] AA: I zea

[06:32] AA: I zought zere vould be more, vell, time

[06:33] AT: ..... no. and i am 5orry for not telling you, ziq >.

[06:33] AA: I knev you vere going to die, but

[06:33] AT: anyway, i am going to make a w12h now

[06:33] AA: *zigh*

[06:33] AA: It doezn't matter nov, doez it/

[06:33] -- astralTraveler [AT] holds the star close to his chest for a moment before tossing it as hard as he can at the stairwell --

[06:34] -- astralTraveler [AT] falls over from the exertion, landing flat on his face --

[06:34] AT: 5adly, no.....

[06:34] AT: i am 5orry, ziq

[06:34] AA: Zorry for vhat?

[06:34] AA: Vhat iz happening Aztru?

[06:34] AT: everythimg

[06:34] AT: i will 5peak more..... when i wake up

[06:35] AA: Vhat?

[06:35] AA: Vake up/

[06:35] AA: ?

[06:35] -- astralTraveler [AT] passes out as his hive is warped into the medium --

[06:35] AA: VAKE THE FUCK UP RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOV!

[06:35] AA: AZTRUM, I ZVEAR TO GOG

[06:35] AA: VAKE UP!!!!!

[06:37] AA: AZTRUM!

[06:37] AA: YOU IRRITATING LITTLE INFORMATION HOARDING ZTAR VORZHIPER!

[06:37] AA: YOU VAKE UP RIGHT FUCKING NOV!

[06:38] AA: YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!

[06:43] AA: Aztrum, come on

[06:44] AA: Enough of ziz

[06:44] AA: vake up

[06:44] AA: VAKE THE FUCK UP!

[06:53] -- astralTraveler [AT] sits bolt upright, gasping for breath --

[06:53] AT: hopy 5hit

[06:54] AT: that wa5 inten5e

[06:56] AA: Aztrum

[06:57] AA: Zank gog

[06:57] AT: ye5, i am 5orry for worrying you

[06:58] AA: I am zorry for yelling

[06:58] AA: a lot

[06:58] AT: that 12 alright, hone5tly

[06:59] AT: i now need 5ome help with combat

[06:59] AT: i am being attacked by an imp, apparently 5:

[06:59] AA: HIT IT!

[07:00] AA: Go for ze vital point

[07:00] AA: eyez and zroat!

[07:00] AA: ztab it, hit it, zet it on fire! ANYFIN!

[07:00] AT: okay!!!!!

[07:01] -- astralTraveler [AT] wallops the bajegus out of the Shale Imp with his telescope, and collects the grist that it bursts into --

[07:02] AA: You zuczeaded?

[07:03] AT: ye5, i did

[07:03] AT: th12 tele5coipe 5uckj5

[07:03] AT: 5ooooo much

[07:04] AA: Hm

[07:04] AA: Can you get a better veapon zomehov?

[07:04] AT: do you think i can u5e the rocket 5hoe5 to kill 5tuff?

[07:04] AA: I am zure you can

[07:04] AT: i think i can, but i am not 5ure how to u5e the alchemiter for it yet

[07:04] AT: making a weapon, that 12

[07:05] AA: Hm...

[07:06] AA: I am zure you vill zink of zomefin, until zen, you can kill zingz viz rocket zhoez

[07:06] AT: 5ound5 good. there are a lot ofg thinfg5 to kill

[07:07] -- astralTraveler [AT] weaponizes the rocket boots and destroys several imps while collecting their grist in as cool a fashion as possible --

[07:07] AA: Heh, look at you

[07:08] AA: all grovn up and killing zingz

[07:08] AT: i know, righy? d.

[07:08] AA: heh

[07:08] AT: i feel pretty good, apart from the 5lowly dying part

[07:09] AA: Vell, yez

[07:09] AA: I zeapoze zat mgiht makez zingz a bit

[07:09] AA: err, zucky

[07:09] AT: ah, okay. belar5 ha5 employed the punch de5ignix

[07:10] AA: Alright

[07:10] AA: and?

[07:10] AT: now i can u5e that code the thing5 from my dream told me

[07:10] AT: th12 12 5uppo5ed to make a weapon that will be u5eful for me until i die 5.

[07:11] AA: Oh, right

[07:11] AT: huh

[07:11] AT: it made a funny 5haped tel5cope

[07:11] AT: it 12 called the BLATANT REFERENCE

[07:11] AT: i do not under5tand

[07:12] AA: Hm

[07:13] AA: vhat iz it referencing, do you zink?

[07:13] AT: i am not 5ure

[07:13] AT: it kind of lookd5 like a cannon of 5ome 5ort

[07:13] AA: Ztrange

[07:13] AT: let me 5ee if

[07:13] AA: I vould zink a blantent reference vould be obviouz

[07:13] AT: i ju5t reach in and

[07:13] -- astralTraveler [AT] has equipped the BLATANT REFERENCE. It now functions as an arm cannon --

[07:14] AT: i know, right? th12 12 5trange

[07:15] AA: And arm cannon?

[07:15] AA: THat could be very uzeful

[07:15] AT: indeed

[07:16] AT: i may have ju5t de5trpoyed a chunk of a wall belar5 built around me while i wa5 5leeping

[07:17] AA: ...

[07:17] AA: vait, vhat?

[07:18] AT: looooong 5troy

[07:18] AT: anyway..... i gue55 the time'5 almo5t here, ziq

[07:19] AA: Vhat, already?

[07:19] AA: I guezz I knev ziz vaz coming

[07:19] AT: mmhmm..... i am 5orry >.

[07:19] AT: belar5 12..... flipping 5hit, for lack of a better de5criptor

[07:20] AA: Zat iz unfortuanete

[07:20] AT: ye5.....

[07:20] AA: Vell

[07:20] AT: al5o, th12 cannon 12 fucking amazing

[07:20] AA: Zhit

[07:21] AA: I zought I'd have zomefn amazing ready to zay, but I got nofin

[07:21] AT: i ju5t blew up a fortified 12land <.

[07:21] AT: that 12 fine, ziq, do not worry

[07:22] AA: Heh, it iz difficult to avoid

[07:22] AA: I zink, vitout you around, I may become difficult to deal viz

[07:22] AT: perhap5..... i ju5t w12h io coulf help

[07:22] AT: oh 5hit

[07:23] AA: ?

[07:23] AA: Vhat iz going on?

[07:23] AA: Are you alright?

[07:23] AA: Aztrum?

[07:23] AA: Aztrum?

[07:23] AT: 5hale ogre5]

[07:23] AA: Vhat?

[07:23] AT: they ju5t kind of

[07:24] AT: hit me through the floor

[07:24] AT: and onto th12 funny, circular 5lab

[07:24] AA: Izn't zat ze ztone one you talked about?

[07:25] AT: ye5..... i am where i need to be

[07:25] AT: but fuck

[07:25] AA: Vhat?

[07:25] AT: i w12h that i could have found iut wqith a little le55 pain

[07:26] AA: Heh

[07:26] AT: i feel like all of my bone5 are crying

[07:26] AA: even nov you can make me laugh

[07:27] AT: i know, rigfht? i try my be5t <,

[07:27] AT: 5hit..... 5till cannot wink

[07:27] AA: Heh, ztop making me laugh vhile you are dying

[07:28] AT: i am trying to make th12 5uck le55 d.

[07:28] AT: i am..... confe55ing to belar5

[07:29] AT: and here i 5aid that i woulfd not.....

[07:29] AA: Vell zen

[07:29] AA: I guzz ve don't need to zay anyfin, do ve?

[07:29] AT: ..... i gue55 not.....

[07:30] AT: i am..... 5orry..... ziq

[07:30] AT: for everything..... i feel 5o bad.....

[07:30] AA: It'z fine

[07:30] AA: really

[07:30] AT: ..... can i ju5t 5ay

[07:31] AT: that..... i definitely wax pale for you?

[07:31] AA: Zame

[07:31] AA: Zo pale

[07:31] AT: ..... heh.....

[07:31] AT: ..... <>

[07:31] AA: <>

[07:32] AT: ..... goodbye, ziq

[07:32] -- astralTraveler's [AT'S] existence has critically failed. --

[07:33] AA: Goodbye

[07:33] AA: <> again

[07:33] AA: becauze I vanted to zay it more

[07:33] -- acridAggressor [AA] gave up trolling astralTraveler [AT] at 19:33 --

[sgrub42]

Altond Gives Belars Tips on How To Look Pretty

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] began pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 20:26 --

AC: Uh hey. i hAVen't introdUced myself yet bUt i heArd yoUr lUsUs wAsn't doing to go.

AC: i gUess i giVe my condolences.

AC: gUess yoUr connection is going bAd like AstrUms is.

AC: well...

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] rubs back of head --

AC: i gUess i'll jUst go now.

AC: hope things get better.

AC: -wAVes byebye

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] ceased pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 20:29 --

CC: ))sorry, \ Was aWay from my c/amtop((

AC: wow jegUs... *grAbs chest

AC: yoU cAme oUt of nowhere...

AC: gog this progrAm will kill me...

CC: ))heh, sorry((

AC: no thAt's ok.

CC: ))and \ heard aboUt yoUr /UsUs((

CC: ))hoW d\d they d\e?((

AC: wUt? my lUsUs?

CC: ))Wa\t((

AC: mine isn't deAd. i thoUght yoUr's wAs sick?

CC: ))\m sorry, \ mUst haVe been th\nk\ng of someone e/se((

CC: ))and he Was s\ck Unt\/ z\q came an pUt h\m oUt of h\s m\sery((

AC: oh if yoU meAn CA then his/her lUsUs died.

CC: ))ah, \ see((

AC: Ah... well At leAst he's not sUffereing Anymore?

CC: ))thats one Way to /ook at \t.((

CC: ))bUt hoW haVe yoU been do\ng?((

CC: ))haVe yoU managed to ta/k to yoUr f/Ush crUsh yet?((

AC: wA!?

AC: wAit ... how do yoU know thAt wAs ME!?

AC: i nvr sAid my nAme! ;w;

CC: ))peop/e ta/k\n aboUt yoU \n 3rd person sort of Use yoUr tro//tag an name \nterchangab/y((

CC: ))an yoU asked me for qUadrants adV\ce that one t\me, remember?((

AC: ... oh ... ggrr.. .blArg..... i forgot ...AboUt the trolliAn tAgs...

AC: yes... yA i remember thAt... wAs hoping yoU didn't know thAt wAs me...

AC: ;w;

CC: ))sorry aboUt that((

CC: ))\m not go\n to b/ab a// oVer aboUt \t thoUgh((

AC: Ah d/o Apologize, it's not like yoU broke A promise or Anything.

AC: i jUst wish i hAd been smArter AboUt keeping this A secret.

CC: ))Why are yoU try\n to keep \t a secret so bad?((

AC: i thoUght i wAs doing A good job.. bUt... well.. freAk'n eVeryone seems to know one wAy or Another.

CC: ))does yoUr f/Ush crUsh knoW?((

AC: my crUsh hAs AlreAdy told me strAight oUt he dosen't... hAVe time for qUAdrAnts yet...

AC: nope

AC: nope nope nope nope nope!

CC: ))doesnt...haVe t\me...((

CC: ))are We ta/k\n aboUt astrUm?((

AC: Ah fU- ...

AC: -sigh

AC: yes...

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] hangs head --

AC: bUt he's sAid we Are going to hAng oUt And eAt sweets And stUff After the gAme!

AC: so ... there's thAt.

AC: hehehehe ... he ...eeeeh...

CC: ))oh! that soUnds n\ce((

CC: ))and after the game there W\// be p/enty of t\me for...We// anyf\n yoU coU/d rea//y Want to occUpy yer t\me W\th, rea//y((

AC: yA, like see AstrUm And plAy more gAmes!

CC: ))an he m\ght a/so haVe t\me for qUadrants then?((

AC: yA i think he mAy. i'm kind of holding oUt on thAt.

AC: for now thoUgh... i gUess i'm jUst.. in the corner, wAiting.

AC: hehehehe...

CC: ))yoUm\ght not haVe to Wa\t eVen that /ong((

CC: ))h\s "not-mo\ra//eg\ence" W\th z\qUno seems to be go\n We//((

AC: oh yA i noticed some other trolls hAVe been bUgging them AboUt thAt "not-moirAllegiAnce" thing.

AC: demo, i d/o wAnt to Add Anymore pressUre on AstrUm.

CC: ))\ Understand((

AC: he is the one rUnning this gAme, or At leAst he's the one getting this stArted.

AC: AnywAys i wAs reAlly jUst Uh ... trying to be sensitiVe And Ask AboUt yoUr lUsUs And stUff.

CC: ))We//, he's not \n any pa\n anymore((

CC: ))\m g/ad for that((

AC: -pAts on bAck

AC: yA

AC: AnywAys i think i'm going to go check Up on my own lUsUs.

CC: ))okay((

CC: ))good /Uck((

AC: yoU too!

CC: ))>>oUo<<((

AC: hAhAhAhAhAhA

AC: thAt fAce. whAt is thAt?

CC: ))a happy face \ gUess?((

CC: ))W\th f\ns((

AC: w/ fins?

CC: ))yeah((

CC: ))\m a seadWe//er((

AC: heh, well i'Ve nvr seen A smilefAce like thAt.

AC: gUess it's A seAdweller thing?

CC: ))\ a/so do th\s one >>^_^<<((

CC: ))yeah, \ gUess?((

CC: ))\ m\ght be the on/y one((

AC: well it's interesting i'll giVe yoU thAt.

AC: Uh... AnywAys i wAs leAVing right?

CC: ))heh, yeah((

AC: oh i hAVe to go check Up on AG too.

CC: ))\'// /et yoU go((

CC: ))Wa\t Whats Wrong W\th AG?((

AC: oh nothing i jUst hAVen't tAlked to him in A while.

CC: ))ah, okay((

CC: ))We//, bye then((

AC: WAIT!!!

CC: ))??((

AC: i h.. hAVe Another qUestion!

CC: ))yes?((

AC: ;A;

AC: h-he...

AC: AstrUm...

AC: -flUshes

AC: he sAid i woUld look fine.. when he sees me...

AC: i meAn...

AC: well...

AC: -rUbs fAce-

CC: ))????((

AC: gog... AppArently the gAme lets yoU see who yoUr plAyer is And ... so i'll see him And he mAy see me so...

AC: well i told him thAt i wAsn't exActly the best looking troll And ...

AC: well he sAid thAt he wAs sUre i woUld look fine!

AC: how... gog he's gone AlreAdy bUt whAt Am i sUpposed to do!?

AC: i d/o look "fine" At All!

CC: ))Whats Wrong W\th hW yoU /ook?((

AC: i'm skinny! And kind of boney! And i d/o hAVe Any reAl mUscle on me! And my hAir is All limp... And i hAbe bAgs Under my eyes...

AC: i kind of look like A deAd thing...

CC: ))We// the nUmber one key to /ook\ng yoUr best \s keep\ng Up on hygene and eat\ng r\ght((

CC: ))\f yoU do those tWo th\ngs, \'m sUre yoU'// be jUst f\ne((

AC: bUt i do tAke AblUshion trAp time And ... well i eAt... jUnk food... And energy drinks like grUbsAUce And stUff....

CC: ))hmmm, yoU m\ght try expand\n yoUr d\et((

CC: ))\ hear yoU /andWe//ers need frU\ts and Vegetab/es((

AC: oh well i eAt some frUit And meAt bUt not VegetAbles...

AC: i leAVe thAt stUff for my lUsUs to eAt...

CC: ))yoU dont /\ke Vegetab/es?((

AC: no.

AC: they come from the dirt.

AC: frUit is on trees At leAst!

CC: ))...yoU can Wash the Vegetab/es off((

AC: thAt still meAns i hAVe to toUch them...

AC: -shiVers

AC: i d/o do dirt...

AC: ;w;

CC: ))are there any stores Where yoU /\Ve? \ hear they haVe Vegg\es there pre-c/eaned((

AC: mAn i d/o do... oUtside... i d/o go plAces. i d/o go oUtside... And my lUsUs is to stUpid to go shopping.

AC: i d/o do the seA either...

AC: or the pArk...

AC: or my lAwnring...

AC: jUst inside my hiVe.

CC: ))hmm, then hoW do yoU get jUnkfood?((

AC: i order it.

AC: C:

CC: ))\ Wonder \f Vegg\es are a th\ng yoU can order on/\ne((

AC: oVer the net i meAn.

AC: ... i'm not sUre.

CC: ))\Ve neVer /ooked \nto \t, they arent a reqU\rement of my d\et >>._.<<((

AC: oh well whAt do yoU eAt? i know Ziq eAts fish...

AC: sorry i d/o know mUch AboUt seAdwellers...

CC: ))\ eat /ots of seafood((

AC: ? like clAms And stUff?

CC: ))/\ke sharks an octopUses((

AC: oh seAlife.

CC: ))\ eat a /ot of \t((

AC: i'Ve heArd thAt seAfood is sUpposed to be good for yoUr thinkpAn.

AC: bUt Us on lAnd cAn't exActly hAVe Any.

AC: it's hArd to get And i'Ve nvr seen seAfood for sAle on line either.

CC: ))hmm, Wonder Why that \s?((

AC: i think thAt seAfood goes bAd qUickly. shipping it woUldn't get yoU Any reVenUe Unless yoU do it in mAss, And i meAn TONES of mAss.

CC: ))yeah, an \ dont knoW of any seadWe//ers go\n oUt o the\r Way to pander to that part\cU/ar market((

CC: ))bUt anyWay, ye m\ght Want to cUt doWn on the jUnkfood an sUch((

CC: ))an dr\nk\n /ots o Water((

AC: wAter i cAn do And ... i gUess cUtting down on jUnk food woUldn't hUrt either...

AC: wonder how my body is going to hAndle more frUit And meAt...

CC: ))hopefU//y We//((

AC: yA...

AC: woUld hAte to be sick...

CC: ))\ th\nk \f anyf\n, \t'// make yoU fee/ better?((

AC: heh yA, bUt woUldn't it be ironic if AstrUm sees me when i'm sick...

AC: -sigh-

AC: AnywAys sorry for keeping yoU longer.

CC: ))\m sUre he WoU/dnt m\nd((

CC: ))an no prob/em((

AC: bye CC.

CC: ))bye!((

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] ceased pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 21:40 --

[sgrub42]

======> Astrum + Belars: Just SAAAAAY it already!!!!!

[05:54] -- astralTraveler [AT] began trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 17:54 --

[05:54] AT: hey belar5 <:

[05:54] AC: hey AstrUm!

[05:54] AC: yoU're on eArlier thAn UsUAl.

[05:55] AT: i know, right? 5ometime5 thing5 ju5t happen that way

[05:55] AT: my internet 12 really wonky lately. it 12 better on th12 5ide of the tower at lea5t

[05:55] AC: yA, yesterdAy i sAw A few trolls logging oUt And then loggin in eVery other second.

[05:56] AC: trolliAn hAs been trippen for A while now.

[05:56] AT: indeed. normally my trouble5 with trollian are not nearly a5 5evere

[05:56] AT: i ju5t figured i 5hould mention that we would be beginning the game 5oon. not today, mind you, but very 5oon 5:

[05:57] AC: Ah ok. i'm reAdy thoUgh. got All my snAkes, And SmArtie's neAr by.

[05:57] AC: *snAcks

[05:57] AT: hehehehehe

[05:57] AC: hAhAhAh not snAkes.

[05:58] AT: i am 5ure that having your 5nake5 ready would al5o be a good plan

[05:58] AT: d:

[05:58] AC: hAhAhAhAhA my lUsUs woUldn't be to thrilled w/ the snAkes.

[05:59] AT: ah well, i am 5ure he will manage

[05:59] AT: i have heard that 5ome of our party member5 are having lu5u5 125ue5 a5 of late >:

[05:59] AC: oh reAlly?

[05:59] AT: ye5, indeed

[05:59] AC: thAt's odd. did this All stArt Up At the sAme time?

[06:00] AT: i am un5ure, but it certainly 5eem5 like it 12 happening around the 5ame time

[06:00] AT: CA'5 lu5u5 died recently

[06:00] AC: whAt?

[06:00] AT: CC'5 lu5u5 12 dying

[06:01] AT: ye5..... it 12 kind of 5hitty, for lack of a better phra5ing

[06:02] AC: dAmn...

[06:03] AT: mmhmm >:

[06:04] AT: ummmm..... well, 5hit. i do not know

[06:04] AT: i kind of w12h i had 5omething more worthwhile to d12cu55

[06:06] AC: nAw thAt's ok... yoU ActUAlly kind of broUght something worthwhile

[06:06] AT: oh, i did? how 5o?

[06:06] AC: i'Ve not tAlked to CA before... i'm gUessing thAt he/she is one of oUr trolls for the gAme... did CA mention whAt the lUsUs died of?

[06:06] AT: weeeeell.....

[06:07] AC: ?

[06:07] AT: it 5eem5 like 5he accidentally killed it

[06:07] AT: all i know 12 that 5he got up5et, and then her lu5u5 died and it made her feel even wor5e

[06:08] AC: oh dAng...

[06:08] AC: whAt AboUt CC? i'Ve only tAlked to him once And he seemed kind of sensitiVe to me.

[06:08] AC: whAt's wrong w/ his lUsUs?

[06:08] AT: ah. it 12 dying of 5ome 5ort of un5pecified illne55

[06:09] AT: i have yet to hear anything different about h12 condition, though >:

[06:11] AT: bluh. th12 12 ju5t 5hitty.

[06:11] AC: Ah... i gUess i shoUld wAtch my lUg of A lUsUs becAUse i think CC And CA's were smArter thAn him...

[06:11] AC: yA it is... i hope thAt CC's get's better soon.

[06:11] AC: *gets

[06:12] AT: me too, although i think he 5aid whatever h12 lu5u5 ha5 12 terminal

[06:12] AT: maybe we 5hould talk about 5omething lighter?

[06:13] AC: yA lighter... Uh

[06:13] AC: ...

[06:13] AC: whAt did yoU eAt todAy? :/

[06:13] AT: oh, ju5t the u5ual

[06:13] AT: baked good5

[06:13] AT: 5ooooo many baked good5

[06:15] AC: hAhAhAhA

[06:15] AT: how about you? hopefully 5omething that wa5 not cookie5 or brownie5

[06:15] AC: i hAd dried tUbers And A clUckbeAst sAndwich.

[06:15] AC: ActUAlly i Ate yoUr brownies the other dAy! oh And thAt reminds me i got one of those disks

[06:16] AC: like yoU sAid it cAme w/ the brownies yoU mAde,;which were good And sweet by the wAy.

[06:16] AC: bUt there wAs only one.

[06:16] AT: awwww, 5huck5

[06:16] AT: al5o, that 12 not entirely un5urpr12ing

[06:16] AT: i am 5ure the other d12c will make it5 way to you when the time 12 right <:

[06:18] AC: shoUld be interesting to see how the other one gets here.

[06:18] AT: hopefully it will arrive in a plea5ant way

[06:18] AT: although i have not 5ent you any more baked good5 lately d:

[06:19] AC: dArn. i polished off the bAtch yoU gAVe me the sAme dAy it showed Up.

[06:20] AT: hehehehehe <x

[06:20] AC: SmArtie helped itself to the disk while i wAs eAting them, stUpid thing.

[06:20] AT: oh goodne55 5:

[06:20] AT: 5till, i am glad you enjoyed the brownie5, at lea5t!

[06:21] AT: it 12 too bad that 5martie ate the d12c. i did not realize he ate 5olid5 5:

[06:23] AT: are you 5till there? my internet blipped again

[06:24] AC: Heck neither did I!

[06:24] AC: it's nvr eAten Anything w/ ActUAl slidity to it. jUst wAter w/ some flAVoring in it.

[06:24] AC: *solidity

[06:24] AC: yA i'm still here.

[06:24] AC: jUst sAid thAt i Also didn't know A USB grUb Ate solid things either.

[06:24] AC: is there something going on w/ the weAther where yoU Are?

[06:25] AT: 5omething like that. i keep having to move around my tower to keep my 5ignal

[06:27] AT: the weather ha5 been 5trange lately a5 well

[06:27] AT: i gue55 the time 12 coming nearer and nearer

[06:27] AC: neArer And neArer? whAt time?

[06:28] AT: i cannot 5ay for certain, but it will be 5oon

[06:28] AT: i am glad you are ready, though

[06:29] AC: so Am i.

[06:30] AC: i keep wondering if whAt i hAVe prepAred will keep me reAdy to plAy hoUrs of this gAme.

[06:30] AT: oh, i am 5ure you will be perfectly ready <:

[06:30] AT: you may need to captchalogue the 5nack5 at 5ome point, though 5:

[06:31] AC: hAhAhAhAhAhA yA.

[06:31] AC: i d/o hAVe to mUch toom in the dAng thing bUt mAybe i coUld bUndle some of the snAkes.

[06:32] AC: OMG *snAcks *SNACKS

[06:32] AC: not snAkes. hissbeAsts mAke my lUsUs pAnic And kill things...

[06:33] AT: hehehehehe

[06:34] AT: i am 5orry, i ju5t am really amu5ed by the typo5

[06:35] AT: you do not need to worry 5o much. i knew what you meant d:

[06:37] AT: although, to be hone5t, i think h125bea5t5 make nearly everyone nervou5

[06:38] AC: At leAst yoU cAn UnderstAnd me... -_-;

[06:38] AC: And yA they mAke me REALLY nerVoUs.

[06:38] AT: i get the feeling that lot5 of thing5 make you nervou5, though d:

[06:38] AC: they're low to the groUnd... AlwAys in the dirt or grAss or rocks or ... plAces...

[06:39] AC: yes... yes they do.

[06:39] AT: it 12 kind of funny <:

[06:40] AT: i do not think i have ever met a troll quite like you

[06:42] AT: it 12..... refre5hing <:

[06:45] AT: ummmm..... i gue55 that 12 kind of awkward. 5orry.

[06:45] AC: Ah no Uh.

[06:45] AC: wAs jUst oVer here... Uh...

[06:45] AC: i gUess i feel kind of speciAl.

[06:45] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] rubs back of head --

[06:46] AT: ummmm..... you are? i gue55?

[06:46] AT: i do not know how to 5ay that in any other way

[06:46] AT: it kind of make5 me feel a tad awkward..... 5:

[06:46] AC: hAhAhAhA well ... -fAce is flUshed-

[06:46] AC: i'm kind of hAppy thAt i'm different from the other's yoU're tAlked to/met.

[06:47] AT: hehehehehe, yeah..... i am glad we have been able to 5peak <x

[06:48] AC: sAme.

[06:48] AC: i reAlly wAnt to see whAt yoU look like in reAl life.

[06:48] AT: i am 5ure you will be able to once the game begin5!

[06:48] AC: do yoU think i cAn while yoU're plAying the gAme?

[06:48] AT: oh, ye5, mo5t certainly <:

[06:48] AC: Ah thAt's greAt!

[06:49] AT: mmhmm!

[06:50] AT: i mean, it will be intere5ting. i think that being able to 5ee your client player 12 a nece55ity for th12 game

[06:50] AC: oh reAlly?

[06:50] AC: heh... d/o know if i hAVe A cAmerA fUnction on these hUsktops...

[06:51] AT: hmmmm? why would you need a camera? 5:

[06:52] AC: ... well isn't thAt how yoU're going to see me And i'm going to see yoU?

[06:52] AT: not quite.....

[06:53] AC: no?

[06:53] AT: i think it 12 a built in function of the game. and i will be able to 5ee you 5hortly after, if my hunch 12 correct

[06:53] AT: i will have to be in the game for a while, but i will be able to 5ee you at 5ome point <:

[06:55] AT: you will be able to 5ee me quite clearly, though!

[06:55] AT: you may al5o have to move around your hive a bit, 5ince ziq will be your 5erver player and i am not 5ure where 5he will 5et up 5ome of your thing5

[06:59] -- astralTraveler [AT] gave up trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 18:59 --

[07:00] -- astralTraveler [AT] began trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 19:00 --

[07:00] AT: bluh, internet. had to move to a different location. did you 5ay anything that i may have m125ed? 5:

[07:01] AC: jUst ... Uh...

[07:01] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] looks at self again --

[07:02] AC: i'm not exActly the best looking troll on AlterniA...

[07:02] AT: p555h, i am 5ure you look ju5t fine <:

[07:02] AT: i mean..... ummmm.....

[07:03] AT: i think you know what i mean? ** blu5he5 **

[07:03] AC: Ah... Ah... -flUshes hArder-

[07:03] AC: yA... yA!

[07:04] AT: ummmm..... maybe i 5hould ju5t..... go, for now

[07:04] AT: i mean, my internet iiii12 being a bit 5trange

[07:04] AC: Uh... sUre... thAt's... ok.

[07:04] AT: ye5..... ummmm.....

[07:04] AT: 5ee you when we begin the game, i 5uppo5e 5:

[07:05] AC: y-yA. yA when we begin the gAme!

[07:05] AC: Um! bye! b-bye.

[07:05] AT: alright..... bye for now, belar5 5:

[07:05] -- astralTraveler [AT] gave up trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 19:05 --

[sgrub42]

In which Anuman promises to keep a secret and Belars' Smartie grows more voracious.

[06:00] -- contrarianTempest [CT] began trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 18:00 --

[06:00] CT: c|| Well, hello there. ||ɔ

[06:00] AC: oh hey

[06:01] AC: sUp And All thAt jAzz

[06:01] CT: c|| How's it going? ||ɔ

[06:01] CT: c|| Hehe not much over here, watching Supernatroll. ||ɔ

[06:01] AC: not mUch oVer here either jUst trying to keep the hiVe And SmArtie wArm.

[06:02] CT: c|| Ah, good stuff. Does it get cold where you are? ||ɔ

[06:02] AC: meh kind of.

[06:02] AC: i mostly get the wind coming from the seA A few moUntAins oVer.

[06:02] CT: c|| Mhmmn, I see. ||ɔ

[06:02] AC: And yoU?

[06:02] CT: c|| Yeah, my place wouldn't be so cold if it weren't for the stone absorbing all the heat. ||ɔ

[06:03] AC: oUch.

[06:03] AC: do yoU liVe in A tower like AstrUm? i think his plAce is mAde oUt of stone too.

[06:03] CT: c|| Heh, nope. The funny thing is my hive is not made out of stone at all. It's just mostly petrified. ||ɔ

[06:04] AC: ? petrified ?

[06:04] AC: whAt is it mAde oUt of then?

[06:04] CT: c|| Oh, the usual hivestuff, wood and metal and glass and all that. But yeah it's been petrified; it turns to stone or is coated in stone, because of my lusus. So in the winter it can be pretty chilly. ||ɔ

[06:05] AC: i forget if yoU mentioned whAt yoU lUsUs wAs.

[06:05] CT: c|| Oh, she's a cockatrice. ||ɔ

[06:05] AC: Ah....

[06:05] AC: dAngeroUs... like AG's lUsUs.

[06:06] CT: c|| Yeah, pretty much. ||ɔ

[06:06] CT: c|| What's yours? ||ɔ

[06:06] AC: A minotAUr.

[06:07] AC: not impressiVe or Anything bUt he's got ActUAl hAnds to fight w//pick Up stUff w/.

[06:07] AC: so he's helpfUl... when he wAnts to be. :/

[06:07] CT: c|| Ooh, sounds exciting. And ah, I see. Do you get along? ||ɔ

[06:07] AC: We get on well enoUgh. bUt he's got it in his heAd thAt i need more sUnshine...

[06:08] AC: he's honestly not trying to kill me thoUgh. he jUst is Addled in the brAin.

[06:08] CT: c|| Oh, hehe, uh oh. ||ɔ

[06:08] AC: yA....

[06:08] AC: oh yA thAt's right. i got my disk for the gAme... or At leAst i think this is the gAme.

[06:09] AC: it's got sgrUb written on it.

[06:09] CT: c|| Ohh, have you?? Yes, that sounds like the game. ||ɔ

[06:09] CT: c|| How did it come to you? ||ɔ

[06:09] AC: w/ brownies from AstrUm! <3

[06:09] AC: they're reAlly good And sweet!

[06:09] CT: c|| Aww, wonderful! ||ɔ

[06:09] AC: ...

[06:10] CT: c|| '...'? ||ɔ

[06:10] AC: disregArd thAt heArt thAt wAs At the end thAt sentence.

[06:10] AC: jUst ignore it.

[06:10] AC: =_=;

[06:10] CT: c|| Ehhhhehehe, it's okay, I won't tell. I already knew about that anyway. ||ɔ

[06:11] AC: WAT!?

[06:11] AC: how!?

[06:11] CT: c|| Clouds. /shrug ||ɔ

[06:11] AC: cloUds!? whAt bs Are yoU...

[06:11] AC: right... yoU see things in the cloUds.

[06:11] AC: in the gold plAce.

[06:11] CT: c|| Yep. ||ɔ

[06:12] AC: now... look here.

[06:12] AC: d/o go telling Anyone AboUt this!

[06:13] CT: c|| I already tooooold you I wouldn't tell. I am a wonderful secret-keeper. ||ɔ

[06:13] AC: technicAlly only one person knows i like AstrUm And it's NOT AstrUm.

[06:13] AC: good.

[06:13] AC: i'm going to hold yoU to thAt...

[06:13] CT: c|| I shall prove my reliability! /salutes ||ɔ

[06:14] AC: -Attempts to glAre-

[06:14] AC: AgAin, good.

[06:14] CT: c|| Hehehehe. ||ɔ

[06:15] AC: -sigh- Alright

[06:15] AC: so the gAme.

[06:15] CT: c|| Mhmmn? ||ɔ

[06:15] AC: did yoU get yoUr gAme?

[06:15] CT: c|| I got the server version, but not the client disc yet. ||ɔ

[06:16] AC: Ah... there Are sUpposed to be 2 discs?

[06:16] AC: i only got one A' those.

[06:17] CT: c|| Do you know which one you got? ||ɔ

[06:17] AC: nAw... it jUst sAys SgrUb on this thing.

[06:17] CT: c|| Hmm, well, maybe you should try it out sometime! ||ɔ

[06:17] AC: or i shoUld sAy, it DID sAy SgrUb on it.... beofre SmArtie AlreAdy Ate it.

[06:18] AC: *before

[06:18] CT: c|| Hrmmm... Smartie ate the disc? ||ɔ

[06:19] AC: yA. bUt there's A ripped copy of it on my hiVedriVe And in SmArtie (its dAtAbAnkes not its stomAch).

[06:19] CT: c|| Oh that's good. ||ɔ

[06:20] AC: i wAs A bit sUrprised when i cAme bAck Up to the second leVel of my hiVe to see SmArtie mUnching AwAy At it.

[06:21] CT: c|| That would be a bit of a shock indeed! ||ɔ

[06:21] AC: it hAsen't eAten Anything besides sUgAr wAter And some dried moobeAst before so...

[06:21] AC: not sUre why it woUld wAnt something like thAt.

[06:21] CT: c|| I guess its appetite is expanding? ||ɔ

[06:21] AC: i gUess. SmArtie hAs gotten bigger... AgAin.

[06:22] AC: this isn't normAl i think.

[06:22] CT: c|| Hmm, most mysterious. ||ɔ

[06:22] CT: c|| Has this been happening since before all the stuff with the game began, or only after that? ||ɔ

[06:22] AC: no it wAs reAlly tiny before.

[06:23] CT: c|| Huh. I wonder if it's related. ||ɔ

[06:23] AC: mAybe.

[06:23] CT: c|| Eiiiiither way, so long as it doesn't cause too much trouble for you, heh. Wouldn't want the thing to start munching on valuables or anything like that. ||ɔ

[06:24] AC: yA bUt orignAlly SmArtie wAs the size of my littlest grAsping digit.

[06:24] AC: it didn't eAt Anything then.

[06:24] CT: c|| Aww, how cute. ||ɔ

[06:24] AC: now its eAting ActUAl stUff.

[06:24] CT: c|| Interesting indeed. ||ɔ

[06:24] AC: been reseArching why SmArtie gets bigger for the lAst three cycles bUt heVen't foUnd Anything yet.

[06:25] CT: c|| Wow, huh. ||ɔ

[06:28] AC: -grUmble-

[06:28] CT: c|| ? ||ɔ

[06:28] AC: oh hold on SmArtie is mAking for some of my clothes.

[06:28] CT: c|| Uh oh! ||ɔ

[06:28] AC: brb i hAVe to bring it bAck before it gets lost in my pile...

[06:28] CT: c|| Sure thing. ||ɔ

[06:38] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] is now an idle chum! --

[06:39] AC: sorry AboUt hAt.

[06:39] AC: *thAt

[06:39] AC: SmArtie moVes fAster thAn it Used to...

[06:39] CT: c|| Goodness. ||ɔ

[06:40] CT: c|| Maybe you should captchalogue Smartie? ||ɔ

[06:40] CT: c|| Could keep it out of trouble, a bit? ||ɔ

[06:41] AC: Ah yA... cAptchAlogUe. wonder if it will be ok w/ thAt.

[06:41] AC: good thing i'Ve worked oUt this new modUs And i jUst hAppened to get this hArmonicA thingy from my lUsUs.

[06:42] CT: c|| Oh good. What's your modus, then? ||ɔ

[06:44] AC: Melody ModUs.

[06:44] CT: c|| Ooh, sounds just delightful! ||ɔ

[06:47] AC: originAlly the modUs wAs ment to be Used w/ jUst yoUr Voice.

[06:47] AC: bUt it Also works w/ instrUments AppArently

[06:47] CT: c|| Mhmmm, I see. ||ɔ

[06:48] AC: on the bAck of eAch item there's some notes i hAVe to plAy to get it bAck oUt. if i mess Up i hAVe to do it AgAin.

[06:48] CT: c|| Sounds like a good way to get the hang of your instrument. ||ɔ

[06:51] AC: well... it does giVe me something to do And it's ActUAlly pretty lAyed bAck And not All, high mAintenAnce.

[06:51] AC: the soUnd is relAxing if yoU hit the right note.

[06:52] AC: i foUnd oUt the hArd wAy not to blow so hArd...

[06:52] CT: c|| That sounds nice, hehe. That's a pretty great modus. It's nice to have something relaxed! ||ɔ

[06:53] AC: fits me to A T.

[06:53] CT: c|| I concur. That's good. ||ɔ

[06:55] AC: whAt AboUt yoUr modUs. yoU got A more relAxed one thAn mine?

[06:55] CT: c|| Hmm, I dunno whether you'd call my modus relaxed or not! It's a pocket modus. ||ɔ

[06:55] AC: pocket modUs?

[06:56] AC: well it soUnds more relAxed thAn the modUs i hAVe before MM.

[06:56] CT: c|| Yep. It puts pockets in whatever I'm wearing, and then the captcha cards are in there. To get anything out I just have to remember what pocket it was in - and also not accidentally damage it, hehe... ||ɔ

[06:57] AC: Ah... hope nothing gets folded.

[06:57] AC: soUnd eAsy enoUgh.

[06:58] CT: c|| Yeah, it's all right. I just tend to lose track of things. Too much to remember hehehe what with all the things in my head. ||ɔ

[06:58] AC: mAybe yoU shoUld mAke A time line for All those fActs yoU gAther form the... Uh yoUr cloUds.

[06:59] AC: shoUld cleAr Up some spAce in yoUr heAd. lol

[06:59] CT: c|| Oh, if only. I have a bunch of notes, but it's soooo hard to tell what time things occur. I'm constantly surprised by things happening earlier than I expected them to, or later. ||ɔ

[07:07] AC: hUh well At leAst life isn't boring. yoU still get sUrprised by the little things.

[07:07] CT: c|| Yes. Somehow that never occurs to people. Just because I am allowed some measure of precognizance does not mean I am unfazeable. ||ɔ

[07:11] AC: how long hAVe yoU hAd yoUr Ability?

[07:11] CT: c|| It's not really an ability, just a circumstance. But I've been cloudwatching since I was very young. Since my first full petrification. ||ɔ

[07:13] AC: ... the lAst pArt of thAt sentence...

[07:13] AC: whAt do yoU meAn yoUr first fUl petrificAtion?

[07:13] AC: woUldn't yoU be deAd right now?

[07:24] CT: c|| Sorry, lusus. And no, depending on the method of petrification, it can wear off. ||ɔ

[07:24] AC: i won't pretend to UnderstAnd At All.

[07:24] AC: bUt yoU're not deAd so. hAhAhA

[07:25] CT: c|| Yes, heh. It's more than a little inconvenient though. Being alived and trapped in stone is not exactly the preferable condition... ||ɔ

[07:28] AC: ... how do yoU serViVe if yoU Arn't breAthing? is it more like... A cocoon?

[07:29] AC: i gUess thAt petrificAtion is An AdVAnced Version of lAzy. LOL

[07:29] CT: c|| Hahah, perhaps. I have built up more immunity to it than the average troll, anyway. ||ɔ

[07:40] AC: i shoUld think so.

[07:41] CT: c|| I would be in great trouble were that not the case, heh. ||ɔ

[07:41] AC: do yoU hAVe to AVoid looking yoUr lUsUs in the eyes?

[07:41] CT: c|| Yes. Well, I would anyway. ||ɔ

[07:42] AC: AAAAh. so ... like does yoU lUsUs bring bAck food And it's All petrified?

[07:43] CT: c|| Yeah haha we have like dozens of 'statues' around the hive. ||ɔ

[07:44] AC: Ah greAt. stAtUes. whAt's yoUr fAV?

[07:45] CT: c|| There's this one that's in a harlequin costume. ||ɔ

[07:45] AC: i cAn't imAgine hAVeing frozen creAtUres All AroUnd. whAt do yoU hAVe A gUArden of them like the Ice Condesce from the RoArbeAst, Witch, And the Clothesholder

[07:46] AC: ?

[07:46] CT: c|| Hehehe not exactly, they're mostly just treated like ordinary decorations. ||ɔ

[07:57] AC: hAhAhAhA Ah...

[07:57] AC: i'm gUessing they get broken from time to time right?

[07:57] CT: c|| Yeah, a lot actually. ||ɔ

[07:58] CT: c|| I used to use broken 'statue' shards as building blocks. ||ɔ

[07:58] AC: wAh...

[07:58] AC: Ah ok thAt's morbid to me...

[07:58] CT: c|| I know, it really is once you think about it. ||ɔ

[07:58] CT: c|| It didn't even cross my mind back then. ||ɔ

[07:58] AC: well yoU plAyed w/ whAt yoU hAd on hAnd...

[07:59] AC: my lUsUs foUnd pArt of A coliseUm to nest in.

[07:59] AC: thUs it becAme pArt of my hiVe.

[07:59] CT: c|| Oooh, sounds cool. ||ɔ

[07:59] AC: there's not mUch of it thoUgh. jUst A cUrVed wAll.

[07:59] AC: eh it's cool.

[08:00] CT: c|| Ah, I see. ||ɔ

[08:17] AC: so hAVe yoU seen Anything interesting in yoUr cloUd friends recently?

[08:19] CT: c|| Hrmmm... Nothing has particularly stood out. I have a good idea of how I will enter the game, now, at least. ||ɔ

[08:19] AC: oh? who's yoUr serVer plAyer?

[08:20] CT: c|| Kargan! ||ɔ

[08:20] AC: oh him.

[08:20] AC: hey! do yoU tAlk to him Alot?

[08:21] CT: c|| Mhmm. And yeah, a decent amount I suppose. ||ɔ

[08:21] AC: i d/o seem to get on when he does And he might know AboUt SmArtie.

[08:21] AC: i Asked him once AlreAdy bUt this time mAy be different.

[08:21] CT: c|| Ooh, yeah, good idea. ||ɔ

[08:22] CT: c|| Next time I talk to him, I could suggest he speak to you again, if you like. ||ɔ

[08:22] AC: thAt woUld be greAt.

[08:22] AC: heh... i gUess i'm getting Used to tAlking to Alot of trolls now...

[08:23] CT: c|| Well, good for you, heh. We shall be having lots of conversations, indeed. ||ɔ

[08:24] AC: Ah hehehehehe... yA.

[08:24] AC: well i hAVe to go.

[08:24] AC: SmArtie is hUngry AgAin And i need to wAtch it.

[08:24] CT: c|| Ah, sure thing. It was nice talking to you, however! ||ɔ

[08:24] AC: i didn't know i wAs going to be getting A pet when i ordered this thing...

[08:24] AC: yA sAme.

[08:25] CT: c|| Hehehe indeed! And good. I hope to speak with you again sometime! ||ɔ

[08:25] AC: Ah yA -wAVes goodbye-

[08:25] -- contrarianTempest [CT] waves as well. --

[08:25] -- contrarianTempest [CT] gave up trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 20:25 --

[sgrub42]

Astrum and Belars discuss 12th Perigee and skimpy clothing

[12:47] -- astralTraveler [AT] began trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 12:47 --

[12:47] AT: hey belar5! happy 12th perigee'5 eve <:

[12:47] AC: oh AstrUm! Hi!

[12:47] AT: it ha5 been a while! how are you?

[12:47] AC: right bAck At chA'

[12:47] AC: And i'm doing fine.

[12:47] AT: that 12 good! i am happy to hear it

[12:47] AC: All the presents my lUsUs broUght bAck ... i d/o know whAt he wAs thinking honestly

[12:47] AC: hAhAhAhA.

[12:48] AC: he won't tAke the horn cAps either. :/

[12:48] AT: horn cap5? like..... to 5top them from being 5harp?

[12:48] AC: hAhAhAh yA. seems he's not thAt stUpid After All.

[12:49] AC: it Also mAkes him look A bit more intimidAting too.

[12:49] AT: 12 that a good, or a bad thing?

[12:49] AC: good for me... Uh... good for him?

[12:50] AC: hAhAhAhA i gUess it jUst depends on how yoU look At it.

[12:50] AT: i 5uppo5e that 12 correct <:

[12:51] AT: or 5omething. i do not know. 5till, he 5eem5 like an intere5ting lu5u5, at the very lea5t

[12:55] -- astralTraveler [AT] began trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 12:55 --

[12:55] AT: hey, 5orry about that

[12:55] AT: my internet 12 cutting in and out today

[12:57] AC: Ah looks like CT is hAnding oUt ... little gifts. hAhAhAhA... Ah...

[12:57] AC: And thAt's ok.

[12:57] AC: seems to be doing thAt w/ A few of Us.

[12:58] AT: indeed. it 12 ju5t today for me, though 5:

[12:59] AT: normally it 12 not a big deal, but it would be niceif it worked properly todat

[12:59] AT: ** today

[01:00] AC: yA, whAt w/ this being perigree's eVe And All.

[01:01] AT: bluuuuuh, too many typo5 to deal with at the moment

[01:02] AT: but ye5. it ha5 been a good day

[01:02] AT: my lu5u5 came home for a few hour5, although i am 5ure he will return again 5hortly

[01:05] -- astralTraveler [AT] began trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 13:05 --

[01:05] AT: hopy 5hit my internet 12 being 5ooooo 5tupid!!!!!

[01:05] AT: aaaaarg

[01:05] AC: oUch.

[01:06] AC: Ah...

[01:06] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] does shooshpap to Astrum --

[01:06] AT: bluuuuuh

[01:06] AT: thank you, though

[01:06] AT: i will be fine <:

[01:06] AT: my lu5u5 wa5 back for a few hour5 today <:

[01:06] AC: oh thAt's greAt. did he bring yoU Anything?

[01:07] AT: 5ome curiou5 red 5hoe5

[01:07] AT: the 5ole5 in particular look 5trange

[01:08] AC: how so?

[01:08] AT: they are like..... i do not know how to 5ay it

[01:09] AT: i think they might be tho5e rocket 5hoe5 that i have been reading about in the fa5hion magazine5

[01:09] AC: whAt yoU meAn like this?

[01:09] AC: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=fashion+rocket+shoes&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&rls=en&biw=1024&bih=802&tbm=isch&tbnid=l37r8ESEG4AiiM:&imgrefurl=http://www.neofundi.com/xn/detail/6394384:BlogPost:38555&docid=UIiU4s_Usai7FM&imgurl=http://api.ning.com/files/OHTcnkQGUvUXIvp1HLGUeN5ESm4WfQV1TC7fgQZcPj1tPQq7MSClJ6WtJjXrJb83GiluwDV6xVDIxExd36tcrDSjp0W*EMLI/PradaShoes.jpg&w=600&h=899&ei=CYP3TvH0CKqRiQKhwIWYDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&d

[01:09] AC: 40958&page=1&tbnh=153&tbnw=106&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=38&ty=55

[01:10] AC: Ah dAng thAt's A long Url

[01:10] AT: ummmm

[01:10] AT: not quiiiiite like tho5e

[01:10] AT: they are more like bright red 5neaker5

[01:11] AT: and if they are what i am thinking of, they would allow me to fly <:

[01:12] AC: fly!?

[01:12] AC: ... i'Ve nvr heArd of A shoes thAt lets yoU fly...

[01:12] AT: are you 5ure? i thought the5e were all the rage among the mainlander5 5:

[01:15] AC: hAhAhA yoU forget i d/o go oUtside so stUff like new shoes d/o interest me.

[01:15] AT: i gue55 that make5 5en5e. not 5ure how i forgot it d:

[01:15] AC: I only weAr shoes on the second floor of my hiVe now becAsUe of my lUsUs mUcking Up eVerything. >/

[01:15] AT: ah, okay d:

[01:15] AC: well... do yoU like yoU shoes?

[01:16] AT: i am looking forward to getting to u5e them <:

[01:16] AC: Ah jUst ... be cArefUl.

[01:16] AC: i'm not sUre whAt hAzArds mAy come At yoU when yoU fly...

[01:17] AT: oh, probably only 5mall in5ect5 and 5uch

[01:17] AC: well still tAke A weApon! like A gUn! or something And ... And pUt on Armor.

[01:17] AC: yes lots of Armor!

[01:17] AT: armor 12 hardly aerodynamic, though >:

[01:18] AC: bUt it's sAfer when yoU crAsh!

[01:19] AC: Uh going to Another topic.

[01:19] AC: my lUsUs broUght bAck whAt i think mAy be A femAle troll's top. it's like...

[01:19] AC: cUt in hAlf.

[01:19] AC: :/

[01:19] AC: whAt the heck Am i to do w/ this?

[01:20] AT: like..... a 5hirt, or the upper half of her body? 5:

[01:20] AC: it looks like A regUlAr top bUt wAy to lArge for me.

[01:20] AC: And it's cUt in hAlf.

[01:21] AC: the top hAlf is there, yA know for my Arms And stUff bUt other thAn thAt there's prActicAlly no length to it.

[01:21] AT: hmmmm.....

[01:21] AT: you could po55ibly ju5t wear it anywhere? i do not know

[01:22] AT: maybe he think5 you will look nice in revealing garment5

[01:22] AC: Ah!

[01:23] AC: bAd imAges in my thinkpAn!

[01:23] AC: GAAAAH! >X<

[01:23] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] falls off chair --

[01:23] AT: oh nooooo D:

[01:23] AT: i am 5orry

[01:23] AT: i wa5 trying to be funny

[01:24] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] cralls back up on chair --

[01:24] AC: Ah... ok...

[01:24] AC: AhAhAhAhA.

[01:24] AC: AhAAAAAh...

[01:24] AT: 5:

[01:24] AT: are you alright?

[01:25] AC: yA i'm fine... ^w^;

[01:25] AC: i wAs jUst not expecting thAt.

[01:25] AT: hehehehehe

[01:25] AT: 5till, i think you ought to try it on 5ometime, 5ince it might at lea5t give you a chuckle <:

[01:26] AC: ... i gUess....

[01:27] AC: i'm jUst reAlly skinny... like A rAil. not sUre how this big thing will hAng on me...

[01:27] AT: i mean, obviou5ly do not do it if you would rather avoid it, but i think it could be amu5ing

[01:27] AT: i do not know. i kind of wonder what it would be like

[01:28] AC: whAt yoU wAnt it?

[01:28] AC: And it woUld be AmUsing.

[01:29] AT: oh nooooo

[01:29] AT: i do not think it would be flattering on me, either

[01:31] AC: Ah well... i gUess i'll Use it for mAteriAls After i'm done hAVing A lAUgh.

[01:31] AT: 5ound5 like a good idea to me <:

[01:33] AC: well i hAVe to go help my lUsUs... i think he's killed something And broUght it bAck home...

[01:33] AC: gog thAt meAns i'm going to hAVe to cleAn todAy...

[01:34] AT: ah, that 12 a bummer

[01:35] AC: yA sorry i hAVe to cUt this short.

[01:35] AC: bUt i wAs glAd to tAlk to yoU todAy. i know i hAVen't been on mUch. i'Ve mostly been prepAring for thAt troll to come bAck.

[01:36] AC: hopefUlly he/she hAs forgotten AboUt me liVing here And moVed on... somehow i doUght thAt thoUgh.

[01:36] AC: AnywAys! i g2g Asdfghjkl

[01:36] AT: do not worry, belar5!

[01:36] AC: Ahd And nAb it!

[01:36] AT: we can 5peak once we are ready for the game <;

[01:36] AT: farewell!

[01:36] AC: gog thAt stUpid lUsUs!

[01:36] AC: bye!!!

[01:36] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] gave up trolling astralTraveler [AT] at 13:36 --

[sgrub42]

Anuman FIIIINALLY meets Belars.

[09:59] -- contrarianTempest [CT] began trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 21:59 --

[09:59] CT: c|| Could it be? ||ɔ

[09:59] CT: c|| Am I really fiiiiinally able to meet my very last troll?? ||ɔ

[10:04] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[10:04] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --

[10:04] CT: c|| ... ||ɔ

[10:04] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] changed their mood to RELAXED --

[10:04] AC: well d/o look At me like thAt. it wAs trolliAn. -_-;

[10:05] AC: soooo i'm gUessing yoU didn't see All my replys?

[10:05] CT: c|| Heh, I wouldn't blame you, don't worry. I know firsthand how rude Trollian can be. ||ɔ

[10:05] CT: c|| And no, I did not! ||ɔ

[10:05] AC: Ah well they weren't importAnt...

[10:05] AC: jUst...

[10:05] AC: yA know..

[10:05] AC: WONDERING WHO THE HECK YOU ARE.

[10:05] AC: bUt AstrUm hAs told me.

[10:05] AC: so no biggy now.

[10:06] CT: c|| Ah, sorry! I was intending to introduce myself. ||ɔ

[10:06] CT: c|| I am Anuman, as I suppose you must know now. ||ɔ

[10:07] AC: nAw he jUst told me yoU were Another of the 11 other trolls going to plAy this gAme.

[10:07] AC: i'm BelArs RUgido by the wAy.

[10:07] CT: c|| Ah, wonderful to finally meet you! ||ɔ

[10:07] AC: As i tell eVeryone else, cAll me whAt yoU wAnt so long As i know yoU're tAlking to me.

[10:07] CT: c|| Heh, will do. ||ɔ

[10:08] CT: c|| So how are you, Belars? ||ɔ

[10:08] AC: oh i'm fine.

[10:09] AC: jUst tAlking to AstrUm like UsUAl.

[10:09] CT: c|| Excellent; I'm glad to hear it. And oh, good! ||ɔ

[10:09] AC: Ah thAnks.

[10:09] AC: And yoU?

[10:09] CT: c|| I'm doing quite well, thanks. Better than I have been! ||ɔ

[10:10] AC: Ah good good.

[10:10] AC: AnywAys. yoU getting Along w/ Any of the other fUtUre plAyers?

[10:11] AC: Any i shoUld AVoid for thAt mAtter...

[10:11] CT: c|| I am! ||ɔ

[10:11] CT: c|| Oh, I like them all. Although AG is a bit... rancorous, sometimes? Depending on who he is talking to. ||ɔ

[10:11] CT: c|| He doesn't like me, so I've been restraining myself from pestering him. ||ɔ

[10:11] AC: AhAhAhAhAhAhAh i d/o see why yoU gUys fight w/ him.

[10:11] AC: he seems fine to me.

[10:12] CT: c|| Heh, I don't! Or I don't try to? ||ɔ

[10:12] CT: c|| I try to hold a conversation, but I am too chatty for him it seems. ||ɔ

[10:12] CT: c|| He finds me annoying. So, I have decided it is better not to annoy him. ||ɔ

[10:13] AC: hehehehe i see..

[10:13] AC: oh hey Are yoU thAt other fUtUre seeing troll?

[10:13] CT: c|| Oh, I suppose I am! Heh, you make me sound like some sort of psychic. ||ɔ

[10:13] AC: AstrUm told me AboUt yoU... At some point i think...

[10:13] CT: c|| Well, cool. ||ɔ

[10:14] AC: hey d/o hAppen to Use like... A bowl of wAter to see the fUtUre do yoU?

[10:14] CT: c|| Ummmmm, no, I don't! ||ɔ

[10:14] CT: c|| I basically go to sleep and cloud watch. ||ɔ

[10:15] AC: wAh...?

[10:15] AC: yoU... gAze into cloUds thAt yoU dreAm Up And they depict the fUtUre?

[10:15] CT: c|| Yep! ||ɔ

[10:15] CT: c|| Only I don't dream them up, they're real, I believe. ||ɔ

[10:15] CT: c|| Somewhere that is not here. ||ɔ

[10:16] AC: somewhere thAt is not here?

[10:16] AC: well where woUld it be then?

[10:16] CT: c|| Somewhere floating in paradox space. ||ɔ

[10:16] CT: c|| There are two such places. ||ɔ

[10:16] CT: c|| Their own planets I believe, and moons too. ||ɔ

[10:16] AC: ok.

[10:17] AC: i'll tAke yoUr word for it... Ugh my brAin stArted hUrting jUst At pArAdox.

[10:17] AC: *thinkpAn

[10:17] CT: c|| Oh, I'm sorry! ||ɔ

[10:17] CT: c|| Heh, my thinkpan hurts from it sometimes too. ||ɔ

[10:17] CT: c|| Trying to figure out the clouds, that is. ||ɔ

[10:21] AC: eh well hAVe fUn w/ them i gUess?

[10:21] CT: c|| Hmm... Maybe, haha. At least it is quite pretty up there. ||ɔ

[10:21] AC: whAt's it look like?

[10:21] AC: like inside?

[10:21] CT: c|| The clouds or the place? ||ɔ

[10:22] AC: both i gUess.

[10:23] CT: c|| Well in the clouds are images, like scenes playing out. And the place is a large city filled with people who are entirely white. And the whole city is gleaming gold. ||ɔ

[10:26] AC: soUnds fAntAsticAl...

[10:26] CT: c|| It is. ||ɔ

[10:27] CT: c|| Hey, you're in my chain, right? ||ɔ

[10:27] AC: Uh d/o know ActUAlly.

[10:27] CT: c|| Light green blood... /thinks ||ɔ

[10:27] CT: c|| Yes, you are! ||ɔ

[10:27] CT: c|| Okay, well, want to know a secret? ||ɔ

[10:29] AC: wAhh whAt does my blood color hAVe to do w/ Anything? And Uh... sUre?

[10:29] AC: do i WANT to know?

[10:29] CT: c|| Yes, I think you do! ||ɔ

[10:29] CT: c|| The secret is that you will get to see the golden city too someday. ||ɔ

[10:30] AC: whAt reAlly?

[10:30] CT: c|| Yes! ||ɔ

[10:31] AC: Uh.... ok... why d/o yoU VideotApe the plAce for me insteAd.

[10:31] AC: seeing thAt city woUld meAn i woUld hAVe to leAVe my hiVe...

[10:31] CT: c|| Um... Because I don't have a video camera there. ||ɔ

[10:31] CT: c|| Oh, but no, you wouldn't have to leave at all! ||ɔ

[10:31] CT: c|| I see it when I sleep, remember? That's how you would, too. ||ɔ

[10:32] AC: Ah gog do yoU meAn i d/o hAVe Any choise AboUt going to this plAce!?

[10:32] AC: OUTSIDE!?

[10:32] CT: c|| Um... don't worry, you would wake up in a room. ||ɔ

[10:32] CT: c|| You could see the outside from your window, but I guess you wouldn't really *have* to go outside if you didn't want to! ||ɔ

[10:33] AC: oh reAlly gog why didn't yoU sAy thAt frist?

[10:33] CT: c|| I'm sorry! I didn't realize being outside would upset you. ||ɔ

[10:33] CT: c|| Is there a reason for that? ||ɔ

[10:34] AC: eh... i d/o like going oUtside... mAn how mAny trolls Am i going to hAVe to sAy this to?

[10:34] CT: c|| Heh, sorry to make you have to repeat things. ||ɔ

[10:34] AC: gog look. i'll giVe yoU the rUn down so yoU d/o hAVe to Ask Anymore qUestions k?

[10:34] CT: c|| Haha okay, sounds good. Sorry for the inconvenience. ||ɔ

[10:35] AC: Alright then here i go.

[10:35] AC: nvr hAd A good experince being oUtside.

[10:36] AC: so i d/o wAnt to go oUtside At All.

[10:36] AC: i like being cleAn And oUtside is disgUsting...

[10:36] AC: mUd And jUnk...

[10:36] AC: leAVes And sAnd get eVerywhere.

[10:36] AC: -grUmble

[10:37] AC: being inside is more interesting. there Arn't trolls there going to cUll yoU for being lower in the hemospectrUm.

[10:37] AC: there

[10:37] AC: nUff sAid.

[10:37] CT: c|| Huh. ||ɔ

[10:38] CT: c|| Well, I guess that makes sense! ||ɔ

[10:38] CT: c|| I guess the only thing I would find abject to that is that it sort of limits your experiences. Buuuut nevertheless if it would cause you distress to be outside, can't fault you for that. ||ɔ

[10:41] AC: Ah ... thAnk yoU.

[10:41] CT: c|| Hmm? No problem? ||ɔ

[10:41] AC: look. i g2g.

[10:41] AC: sorry to cUt this short.

[10:41] CT: c|| Ah, too bad. It was nice meeting you, at least! ||ɔ

[10:42] AC: tomorrow i'm going to be fighting my lUsUs All dAy.... so i got to sleep more.

[10:42] AC: And it wAs nice meeting yoU too.

[10:42] CT: c|| Ooh, that sounds unfortunate. Sorry to hear that. ||ɔ

[10:42] CT: c|| But yes, sleep is good. So sleep well! ||ɔ

[10:42] AC: thnx

[10:42] AC: night.

[10:42] CT: c|| Night! ||ɔ

[10:42] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] gave up trolling contrarianTempest [CT] at 22:42 --

[sgrub42]

In which Astrum and Belars cannot spit it the fuck out

-- astralTraveler [AT] began trolling arbitraryCacophony [AC] at 21:23 --

[09:23] AT: hey belar5 <:

[09:24] AC: oh hey AstrUm!

[09:24] AC: whAt Are yoU Up to?

[09:24] AT: not much, i gue55..... ju5t kind of 5itting at the hu5ktop

[09:24] AT: waiting for the game to arrive

[09:25] AT: you?

[09:25] AC: i'm Also jUst sitting here.

[09:25] AC: AlthoUgh i'm reAding things And looking At pictUre.

[09:26] AC: As for wAiting on the gAme, sAme.

[09:26] AT: indeed. 5:

[09:26] AT: th12 remind5 me! remember how i 5aid we would only get to talk once after i entered the game?

[09:27] AC: yA how coUld i forget...

[09:27] AT: well..... it will be a looooong conver5ation

[09:29] AT: mo5tly becau5e you will be my 5erver player <:

[09:29] AC: reAlly? whAt on?

[09:29] AC: OH i will!?

[09:29] AT: ye5! <:

[09:29] AT: i thought it wa5 kind of exciting, too

[09:31] AC: well d/o worry i'll mAke this eAsy for yoU!

[09:32] AT: i certainly hope 5o!

[09:32] AT: the game 5hould not be too difficult, but it will be nice to have you helping me out <:

[09:33] AC: hAhAhA well gAmes is one thing i'm not so lAzy AboUt.

[09:33] AC: it will be interesting leArning the new gAme mechAnics.

[09:35] AT: oh, ye5! i am fairly certain the initially 5tuff will be fairly 5imply, at lea5t

[09:35] AC: heh

[09:36] AC: oh! i need to tell yoU AboUt the rUsted thing!

[09:36] AC: i cAn plAy stUff on it now And i cAn open A new modUs i got from online.

[09:36] AC: it's A bit Annoying bUt still UsefUl.

[09:36] AC: i cAn store SmArtie And food in here!

[09:37] AT: oh, neat! what wa5 your modu5 before, by the way? 5:

[09:38] AC: some dUmb one i nvr bothered Using At All.

[09:38] AC: this new one is cAlled the Melody ModUs.

[09:38] AT: ah, okay. that 5ound5 pretty neat!

[09:38] AC: old one wAs Pick-Up ModUs. :/

[09:39] AT: how did that work? 5:

[09:39] AC: yoU hAd to boUnch A bAll on the groUnd And let it go Up into the Air.

[09:40] AC: dUring thAt time yoU coUld tAke something oUt of the modUs.

[09:40] AC: bUt i wAs nvr good At it.

[09:40] AC: the modUs closed bAck Up once the bAll hit the groUnd.

[09:41] AT: ah, i 5ee. that 12 certainly peculiar 5:

[09:42] AC: yA.

[09:42] AC: wAs hArd storing opened jUnk food in it becAUse the modUs spilled stUff All oVer the plAce. :/

[09:42] AT: that 5ound5..... plea5ant 5:

[09:43] AT: i am u5ing that emoticon a lot, i have noticed

[09:43] AC: hey i Use this one ==> :/ Alot.

[09:44] AT: fair enough, i 5uppo5e!

[09:44] AT: but ye5..... you will be my 5erver player, and that will *t the chain of event5 that will bring u5 into the game <:

[09:45] AC: Ah.. bwA... Are yoU sAying i'm going to ActUAlly... stArt the gAme?

[09:46] AT: well, we are, technically

[09:46] AT: you will bring me into the game, and ziq will bring you into the game <:

[09:46] AT: i will have to fin12h the chain and bring mokina in

[09:46] AC: oh ok. well still... i d/o hAVe the gAme yet/

[09:47] AC: As mUch As i looked for A ripped Version on the net to feed SmArtie... i didn't see Anything.

[09:47] AT: nor do i, but we will have it 5oon

[09:47] AT: it will arrive when the time 12 right <:

[09:47] AC: oh did yoU mAil it w/ the brownies?

[09:48] AT: weeeeell, no. like i 5aid, i do not have a copy yet either

[09:48] AT: i would not be 5urpr12ed if it came with them, though 5:

[09:49] AC: hAhAhAhAhA LOL wAt?

[09:49] AC: how woUld it get w/ the brownies if yoU didn't pUt it in w/ them?

[09:49] AC: oh... is this A stArs thing?

[09:50] AT: i do not know, really..... mo5tly th12 12 how the game work5

[09:50] AT: it 12 terribly my5teriou5

[09:51] AC: heh, soUnds like this gAme hAs A mind of it's own like yoUr stAr bUddies.

[09:51] AT: i 5uppo5e it doe5 <:

[09:52] AT: hehehehehe

[09:56] AT: anyway, ummmm.....

[09:57] AT: i wa5 wondering.....

[09:57] AC: Ah hold thAt thoUght!

[09:57] AC: sorry!

[09:57] AC: SmArtie is hUngry And begging for good.

[09:57] AT: oh, okay 5:

[10:08] AT: ummmm..... ju5t let me know when you return, i 5uppo5e 5:

[10:09] AC: bAck!

[10:09] AT: oh! well that wa5 5peedy <:

[10:09] AT: i wa5 actually about to go get 5ome more baked good5

[10:09] AC: sorry AboUt thAt. SmArtie hAs stArted eAting something else beside sUgAr wAter now so i hAd to go find chips...

[10:09] AC: oh reAlly?

[10:10] AC: whAt did yoU mAke this time?

[10:10] AT: cookie5 <:

[10:10] AC: oh reAlly? whAt kind?

[10:10] AT: gingerbread! 12th perigee'5 eve and whatnot

[10:11] AC: hAhAhAhA i order chocolAte chip.

[10:12] AT: tho5e are fine, too d:

[10:12] AT: but ye5, i will return. i am hungry a5 the devilfucking dicken5.

[10:12] AC: hAhAhAhA ok!

[10:12] AC: i gUess it's my tUrn to wAit for yoU.

-- astralTraveler [AT] is now an idle chum! --

[10:26] AT: and i am back! 5nacking 12 quite the ha55le when all your 5nack5 are at the bottom of your tower

[10:27] AC: then i'm glAd i only hAVe two leVels.

[10:27] AC: hAhAhA so whAt did yoU get?

[10:28] AT: ju5t the cookie5 and 5ome drink5

[10:29] AT: it 12 only ju5t hitting me that i live entirely off 5weet5

[10:30] AC: well yoU know whAt they sAy. yoU Are whAt yoU eAt.

[10:30] AC: mAybe thAt meAns yoU're A sweet too?

[10:30] AC: XD

[10:30] AC: hAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA!

[10:30] AT: hehehehehe! <x

[10:31] AT: i would not 5ay 5o, but that 12 ju5t me

[10:31] AC: hAhAhAhA.

[10:32] AC: well AnywAys.

[10:32] AC: whAt were yoU going to tell me eArlier? before SmArtie got my Attention.

[10:32] AT: oh, nothing..... it wa5 not important 5:

[10:33] AC: oh ok.

[10:33] AC: if yoU wAy so.

[10:34] AT: ye5..... i am 5ure we will be able to talk about it another time, though <:

[10:35] AC: yA.

[10:36] AT: ummmm.....

[10:36] AT: ye5. there will be time, i am 5ure <:

[10:36] AC: oh Are yoU going to get A present for yoUr lUsUs?

[10:36] AC: i'Ve got one for mine hAhAhAhA hopefUlly he'll pUt it on.

[10:36] AT: oh! i wa5 ju5t thinking that might be nice

[10:37] AT: he might actually be home for 12th perigee'5 eve, actually

[10:38] AC: does yoUr lUsUs wAnder?

[10:38] AC: i meAn, i hAVen't heArd Alot AboUt him from yoU.

[10:39] AT: ye5. he 12 u5ually flying the 5kie5 like 5ome 5ort of propellor

[10:39] AT: i hardly ever 5ee him, but he u5ually bring5 5tuff home for me to bake with

[10:39] AC: oh like my lUsUs brings home stUff for me to bUild w/.

[10:41] AT: ye5, exactly! except i am building cookie5, brownie5 and 5ometime5 cake5

[10:41] AT: in an oven <:

[10:41] AC: cAAAAkes?

[10:41] AC: nvr hAd one.

[10:41] AC: AlthoUgh i'Ve heArd yoU're sUpposed to get one on yoUr wriggling dAy orsomething.

[10:41] AT: well, when we get to play the game together, i will have a cake baked, and then i will 5end you the captcha code for it <:

[10:42] AC: Ah thAnks!

[10:42] AC: wAit wll yoU hAVe the time to do thAt?

[10:43] AT: i am 5ure i will <:

[10:43] AT: cake5 are not too bad, really

[10:46] AC: whAt do they tAst like?

[10:46] AT: u5ually very 5weet, depending on what you put on them.

[10:46] AT: they can be chocolate-y, like brownie5, or other flavour5. <:

[10:48] AC: mmmmm soUnds nice.

[10:48] AC: -yAwn

[10:48] AT: are you 5leepy, belar5? 5:

[10:48] AC: sorry. kind of sleepy here.

[10:48] AC: it's wArm inside And eVerything is still.

[10:49] AT: 5ound5 nice. i am currently de5cending my tower 5o that ziquno and i may partake in 5ome f12h

[10:49] AC: my thinkpAn is going slower thAn normAl too hAhAhAhA.

[10:49] AC: AAAAAh fish... -_-;

[10:49] AC: yoU're not going to the seA... Are yoU?

[10:49] AT: nooooo, 5he 12 coming up to me

[10:49] AT: and hone5tly, water 12 not 5o bad, belar5 <:

[10:50] AC: oh ok. nvrmind And YES IT IS.

[10:50] AT: bah!

[10:50] AC: wet... cold... YUCK.

[10:50] AT: i am 5ure you would have lot5 of fun at the beach <:

[10:50] AT: we could go together 5ometime!

[10:50] AC: -grUmble

[10:51] AT: you know it would be fun <:

[10:51] AT: be5ide5, we could ju5t kind of..... well, hang out there together

[10:52] AC: mAybe....

[10:52] AC: >x>

[10:53] AT: we could learn how to 5wim, 5it in the 5and

[10:54] AT: ..... and..... watch the moon5.....? i dunno.

[10:54] AC: oh be inside And leArn how to plAy A new gAme...

[10:54] AC: yoU cAn see the moons from my window... th

[10:55] AT: well, i gue55. i would be fine with either of tho5e thing5

[10:55] AT: but one of the fir5t thing5 i am doing once i get the chance to leave my tower 12 heading to the beach <x

[10:56] AC: oh hey bring me bAck A shell or something.

[10:57] AC: i coUld probAbly mAke something oUt of thAt.

[10:58] AT: alright, that 5ound5 good <:

[10:58] AC: hAhAhAhA thnx.

[10:59] AC: Ah jUst so yoU know i mAy not be on trolliAn At All tomorrow.

[11:00] AT: oh? why not? 5:

[11:01] AC: tomorrows my wriggling dAy. -_-;

[11:01] AC: my lUsUs is going to wAke me Up And try And get me to go oUtside.

[11:02] AC: i shAll probAbly be fighting All dAy to keep myself inside.

[11:02] AT: oh! well can i maybe w12h you a happy early wriggling day?

[11:02] AC: oh greAt... some troll is trying to troll me And trolliAn isn't working AgAin.

[11:02] AC: hAhAhAhA thAnk yoU.

[11:02] AT: how 5trange. who 12 it?

[11:02] AC: i'll be 7 sweeps old tomorrow.

[11:03] AC: some... troll... idk... i think they're pArt of the gAme.

[11:03] AC: goes by ... contrAriAnTempest.

[11:03] AC: AnywAys. i'Ve got to resArt trolliAn so hold on k?

[11:03] AC: brb

[11:04] AT: oh, okay

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] gave up trolling astralTraveler [AT] at 23:04 --

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] began trolling astralTraveler [AT] at 23:04 --

[11:04] AC: Alright bAck.

[11:04] AT: welcome back, belar5 <:

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] changed their mood to RELAXED --

[11:04] AT: and ye5, CT 12 one of our player5

[11:05] AC: Ah ok.

[11:05] AC: she wAs going off AboUt how i wAs "the lAst troll" or something like thAt.

[11:06] AT: oh, i 5ee

[11:06] AT: i gue55 5he really ha5 5poken with everyone el5e, then <:

[11:07] AC: meh good for her.

[11:07] AC: i gUess she's fAst?

[11:08] AC: behind yoU thAt is.

[11:09] AT: 5ometime5 5he 5peak5 with the new troll5 before i get the chance

[11:09] AT: but i think 5he and i have both 5poken with everyone at lea5t once now

[11:10] AC: cool. wonder how i ended Up being the lAst on her list, not thAt i mind.

[11:12] AT: i gue55 5he wa5 never really able to contact you before?

[11:12] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] shruggs shoulders --

[11:12] AC: mAybe

[11:13] AT: i am 5ure 5he meant no harm either way

[11:14] AC: Alright.

[11:14] AC: it seems she Also dosen't get Along All thAt greAt w/ Gio... i still d/o get it... :/

[11:16] AT: eh

[11:16] AC: hAhAhAhA

[11:16] AC: enoUgh sAid?

[11:16] AT: if he doe5 not rub a troll the wrong way, they rub him the wrong way. or at lea5t that 12 what i have noticed 5:

[11:16] AT: ..... oh gog. i think i have been 5peaking with CC too much

[11:17] AT: that 5ounded wildly inappropriate Dx

[11:17] AC: Uh... yA...

[11:18] AT: that wa5 not what i meant >x

[11:18] AC: hehehehe...

[11:19] AC: i didn't eVen think of it thAt wAy Until yoU sAid something hAhAhAhAhA.

[11:20] AT: bluuuuuh

[11:20] AT: now i ju5t feel 5illy

[11:22] AC: hAhAhAhAhAh i hAVe the net bUt i d/o sUrf it for thAt stUff.

[11:22] AC: i gUess i'm... ignorAnt in thAt respect?

[11:22] AT: no, that 5eem5 rea5onable to me

[11:22] AT: do not go 5earching for what you are not ready for, i 5uppo5e 5:

[11:22] AT: that 12 my philo5ophy, at lea5t

[11:24] AC: good one to keep Until the drones come nocking. :/

[11:24] AC: *knocking

[11:24] AT: mmhmm..... i certainly hope i do not have to deal with the drone5 5x

[11:26] AC: so do i.

[11:26] AT: but..... ye5. maybe one day, if i actually have a mate5prit or 5omething

[11:27] AC: Ah yA ... y-yA mAtesprit...

[11:27] AT: mmhmm..... it would be nice to have one..... 5:

[11:28] AC: y-yA sAme...

[11:29] AT: ju5t wondering, but i kind of heard you were intere5ted in 5omeone.....

[11:29] AT: were you? o:

[11:29] AT: ..... are you, i mean?

[11:32] AC: BLUA! HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT!?

[11:32] AC: i... well yes i Am... interested.

[11:32] AC: in someone... yes...

[11:32] AC: Um bUt... i d/o wAnt to tell!

[11:33] -- arbitraryCacophony [AC] wrings hands together --

[11:33] AT: ohhhh..... that 12 okay, i gue55 5:

[11:33] AT: i wa5 ju5t curiou5. that 12 all

[11:35] AC: Um... hehehe reAlly? oh good hehehehehehe...

[11:35] AT: you do not need to tell me, i gue55.....

[11:35] AT: that 12 fine

[11:35] AC: ......sorry....

[11:35] AT: no, that 12 fine!!!!!

[11:35] AT: do not even worry a little bit <:

[11:36] AT: hone5t!!!!! toooootally okay

[11:37] AC: ....

[11:37] AC: ....

[11:37] AC: Ah ok.

[11:37] AT: ye5

[11:38] AT: i mean

[11:38] AT: if you want to tell me another time

[11:38] AT: that 12 cool too

[11:38] AC: oh yes... i'll be telling yoU Another time...

[11:39] AC: thAt's for sUre hAhAhAhAhhAhAA...AAAhhh..Ah... -Ahem

[11:39] AT: hehehehehe 5:

[11:39] AT: okay then.....

[11:39] AT: that wa5 kind of awkward. i am 5orry to bug you about quadrant5 and all that

[11:40] AC: ... thAt ... lAst line wAsn't to weird wAs it?

[11:40] AC: And thAt's ok.

[11:40] AC: yoU're pretty close to me AnwAys so yoU'd find oUt eVentUAlly hAhAhAhA... Ahhh...

[11:40] AC: oh WAIT.

[11:40] AC: oh Uh...

[11:41] AT: hmmmm?????

[11:41] AC: whAt meAn wAs i tAlk to yoU Alot so...

[11:41] AC: yA..

[11:41] AT: oh..... right

[11:41] AT: that make5 5en5e too

[11:41] AT: ummmm..... i am ju5t going to go for now..... i will talk with you later, okay belar5?

[11:42] AC: yA i g2g As well AnywAys...

[11:42] AC: sleep eArly And All thAt so i cAn dodge my lUsUs...

[11:42] AC: hehehe. eh.

[11:42] AC: Uh.

[11:42] AC: night!

[11:43] AT: 5ound5 good..... but ye5, good night

[11:43] AT: and happy wriggling day!!!!! <:

[11:43] AC: hAhAhAhA thAnk yoU AstrUm.

[11:43] AC: ^w^

-- arbitraryCacophony [AC] gave up trolling astralTraveler [AT] at 23:43 --