Ahhhhh, it’s nice coming back to Novo Brazil’s lineup after a little time off because it makes you appreciate the uniqueness of their beers that much more. This blonde is Brazilian-Style which means it’s either poorly educated, has a high crime rate, suffers from income inequality, or is just plain ol’ corrupt. Sorry Brazil, but you know it’s true. Actually, I’m thinking that the reason for the Brazilian-Style is because this beer is so clean tasting that it probably reminds you of their famous waxing in which your croch-ital area comes out looking smoother than a shell-less hard boiled egg covered in polyurethane. I don’t think I could ever go for a Brazilian waxing because even though I keep a low profile down there, I would just worry that it would rip my entire dick and balls off and I kindddddddddddda need those, for now at least. Come talk to me when I’m 70 and I might change my mind once they turn into soft pudding filled flesh colored zip-lock bags covered in white curly bushes. Anywho, this really is a different approach to a beer that so many breweries take for granted and it’s nice to see someone give this the treatment it deserves. A nice initial honey sweetness starts things off before some fruity grape and tropical fruit flavor mixes in with even more sweetness with a mild bitterness before ending with a funky cracker like malt tartness to close. I’m so glad that these colorful cans don’t outshine the brews inside of them because even though I originally became interested in Novo Brazil because of their art work, it’s the liquid gold inside that has really hooked me. Speaking of liquid gold, Trump likes to get peed on by prostitutes. Even if that’s not true I just like reading it back to myself. If you are a first timer and are looking for a little golden-ale-shower yourself, this is definitely one of the best starting points around but just know that not many breweries put this much effort into the style so really savor every sip of this. As for you R. Kelly professionals, pop the top on this can and let it flow all over your face… I mean down your throat because it’s a must buy. Did I mention that Trump likes to get peed on? Ok good.