Jun 3, 2021
Bella: *still awake at 3am* If you work on a farm, and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are the chicken tender.
Sandy: *lying next to her, eyes wide and staring up at the ceiling* …
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Bella: *still awake at 3am* If you work on a farm, and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are the chicken tender.
Sandy: *lying next to her, eyes wide and staring up at the ceiling* …
Bella: We’re having a baby!
Jaime: Oh, congratul--
Sandy: *slams down adoption papers* It’s you, sign here.
Sandy: Hey, toss me my keys!
*crash*
Sandy: I SAID MY KEYS
Bella: I thought you said printer!
Sandy: Why on EARTH would I say printer?!
Irma: I’m a lesbiab.
Irma: Lesbiam.
Irma: Les Bien.
Bella: It’s okay, take your time.
Irma: *gesturing at Bryn* Girls.
Faye: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Sammy: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Sandy: Tackle him.
Bella: Dump him.
Audrey Felicity: Kick him in the shin.
Lou: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Sandy: Truth or dare?
Kelly: Dare!
Sandy: Buy me a pizza.
Jaime and Meg: *gasp*
Bella: I have been blind to the possibilities.
Bella: Hey, cool glasses!
Meg: Thanks! I need them to see.
Cara: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitation! It’s supposed to say, “Jackie’s Birthday”
Bella: Well, what does it say instead?
Cara: “Jackie’s Bi.”
Bella: Hey, that could still work!