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Sandy: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Ollie: Sandy, it’s 4 o’ clock in the f*cking morning.
Sandy: So, you can’t sleep?
Sandy: …
Sandy: Is it because of the blanket?
Bella: *still awake at 3am* If you work on a farm, and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are the chicken tender.
Sandy: *lying next to her, eyes wide and staring up at the ceiling* …
Bella: We’re having a baby!
Jaime: Oh, congratul--
Sandy: *slams down adoption papers* It’s you, sign here.
Meg: Can I ask a stupid question?
Sandy: Better than anyone I know.
Sandy: Hey, toss me my keys!
*crash*
Sandy: I SAID MY KEYS
Bella: I thought you said printer!
Sandy: Why on EARTH would I say printer?!
Sandy: Do you wanna come hang out with us at McDonald’s?
Meg: Well, my heart says yes, but my anxiety says no.
Sandy: Sorry, all I heard was YES. Come ON LET’S GO IN THE BALLPIT!!!!
Meg: SAnDy My AnXiEtY sAyS NO.
Sandy: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART.
Meg: SANDY!
Sandy: B A L L P I T
Faye: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Sammy: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Sandy: Tackle him.
Bella: Dump him.
Audrey Felicity: Kick him in the shin.
Lou: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Sandy: Truth or dare?
Kelly: Dare!
Sandy: Buy me a pizza.
Jaime and Meg: *gasp*
Bella: I have been blind to the possibilities.
