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I just woke up randomly AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR EEELLLLEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. FOR YOU'RE A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW FOR YOU'RE A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW AND SOMETIHNG ALL ABOUT YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Oh, yooooooooooooooooooou. The last bit is my favourite bit. AND THANK YOU. Doofus.
Just a little note to people who ordered prints from me~
There was a problem at my post office and they sent them BACK TO ME after a week -___- so I'm going to have to re-send them for you guys and yeah IM SORRY I LOVE YOU ALL.
I'll send them early next week for you all.
First of all, I am sorry this is bunging up some of your dashes. Apparently you can't do read mores on an audio post. So ignore this guys, just having a huge dflkhgdlhkgdklgh moment.
Right, before you listen to this have a little backstory first.
My sister and I (bellatrixnox.tumblr.com) have been trying to get our dad on tape for years... since we were little and we just wanted it in case we ever needed to prove it I guess.
And we have never ever managed to, but today...I was alone in the car with him and he 'cause he was driving like a mad man when ranting and raving, he couldn't tell that I'd clicked record on my phone.
Lucky for me, this is one of the calmest arguments he's done... because we were in the car so it was okay. He said once I got out, he was gonna go out and smash straight in to a lorry, and coincidentally he just left the house but I doubt he's gonna do anything.
So I was recording him having a huge bitch
and basically
this argument is about 2 things.
My driving test is next Monday (the 21st) - we've borrowed my grandma's car for the week before hand just to get some extra practice.
We have now had it for like, 3 days. On day 1, I drove home from school. It was going fine for 10 minutes and suddenly from no where he started shouting at me being all really, is that how you've been taught to drive?
So I said, "what do you mean?"
and then he went "FINE. If that's how you want to do it, then fucking pull over and get out the fucking car"
and i was like "no, i'm driving anyway. i'm doing everything i've been taught"
so then he got super angry and said some horrible things I don't care to repeat.
And then today, he asked Katie if she wanted to drive to pick me up, and she was like no. This is exam time, we have to work. Really sorry but exams come first over driving right now.
So then he came to pick me up, and it was quiet for a while and then he went all ape shit and suddenly punched the radio off and nearly smashed it and his hand and then went banging on about how he was gonna fucking take the fucking car back to fucking nanny cause all it's making him do is want to fucking die because he's never had to deal with such pathetic children before etc etc
and he was going on and on and on and on about how he wanted to drive into the lorries going past
but if he killed me too then it would go down badly in the news or something and gets of attention, i can't really rememebr what he said
cause that's when i was like oh man, gotta fucking record this.
Right, at the second thing he is being angry about...
well basically, Katie and I bought a book for ice cream and milkshake recipes a few weeks ago
and apparently he had tried to make one.
When we went through to the kitchen for dinner... he was like "without asking any stupid questions, without saything anything... have this"
Katie was like "ummmm...i don't really want some"
and i can't blame her....we found out later it was rhubarb milkshake or something
but i'm not even kidding when i say it looked like liquidised hearts and muscle tissue and stuff... made me feel a bit ill just looking at it
so he was starting to get angry and shout things at her so he turned to me and was like "how about you?"
and i hesitated and i was just about to say "well i suppose i have to" (although in hindsight, that would have just made everything worse)
and apparently i hesitated for a fraction of a second too long
and then he got SO mad, throwing things around the kitchen screaming at us blah blah blah
so my mum came through and was like what's going on?
she found out and was like "you knooww they don't like rhubarb, what's the point of making it?" and then basically more arguments happened and then he just walked out
all fun and games
and in the car this morning to school we just sat in silence
he picked me up - started shouting shouting at me
and then, i managed to click record for the last 2 minutes of it.
You can't tell from the recording, but he was doing well over 80 mph on a 60 mph road and was over taking every car and pretending to swerve into lorries to scare me etc and not gonna lie, i was actually really scared i was gonna die for a bit.
anyway, here's the audio
the only reason i'm posting this
is to all the people who have accused me of lying or exaggerating about him
and the worst thing is, is that this is him being tame. and you all think i'm being exaggeratery here but I promise you I'm not. This clip of him is just normal... i didn't even cry, it didn't even make me feel anything cause this him being kinda nice.
Aaaanyway, basically
because sometimes he is a bit unclear
here is what he says:
You shoudl be like my first children I already had. for you say "Dad can I drive to school this morning??"
no but i go can you drive to school please? NO *whiny noises* oh shut up. You're telling me that every single minute of your day.
Rubbish. Three hours of it is learning the bleeding words to the latest sodding song. Don't tell me to shut up in this bleeding house,
I'm sick of it.Absolutely si- If you're studying like that you're gonna get A pluses in every bleeding subject. In other words,
I'm fed up alright? Got it? Get the message?
(lucy goes yep) i couldn't give a shit, losing interest rapidly. Can't even say to a child "have a taste but
*whiny noises* WHHHYYY. What normal person in the entire world just bought a book on , whatever those bloody mixtures are called,
I make one, have a taste *whiny noises* WHHYYYYY. Stupid bastards all of 'em. I'm sick of it. You get the message?? (lucy goes yep)
Right. Either act on it, or stay away. From me. Okay? get the message. Piss off.
You'll have to listen to it to get the tone of the whole thing but hey.
Sorry, I know this isn't exactly a big deal and people are going through worse but he's killing me and the fact that I can't even show you him when he's at his worst, kills me too.
I know some of you may find it funny, but it was genuinely horrible at the time. And it's harder to judge a mood without their face and actions too. anyway, sorry about this for those of you who don't want this huge ramble on your dashes.
PEOPLE ASKED ME QUESTIONS AND I ANSWER THEM:
Katie asked me:
What is the colour of your bedroom walls?
yellow, it's so weird, i don't even like yellow
Do you prefer the colour red or yellow?
RED
Why? (….)
WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW KATIE?
If you could marry someone from your school would you?
i wouldn't marry any of the guys, they're all assholes or creepy or both. But i would marry my friend, she's nice bitch
If you could be any fictional character who would you be?
SAM'S PENIS
Would you rather eat jellied eel or kangaroo balls?
jellied eel
What is your favourite boys name?
I like John or James idk
7. Do you still sleep with teddy bears?
no, they could kill me when i'm sleeping
What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
i have no idea
What’s your favourite scent/smell/perfume whatever you want to call it?
lol um i like the smell of rain i guess
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
not now
Would you ever run through the city naked with loads of people watching?
oh god no
Alexie asked me:
If you could travel through space and time, when and where would be the first place you’d visit?
As long as i'm with the doctor, i really don't care where i'm going
2. What would you say is your animal counterpart?
omg i don't know, I'M AWFUL WITH THIS I'M SO SORRY
Harry Potter or The Hunger Games? Why?
I like both but Harry Potter, i've watching/reading harry potter since forever
If you had one wish right now, what would you wish for? (And it can’t be for more wishes :P)
GOD DAMN IT. I would wish that I was rich
What is your otp and why?
I HAVE SO MANY and they're all my otp because they love each other. I'm not very good with words okay
6. How has tumblr changed your life?
before tumblr i constantly thought about hurting myself and dying
Which one (and only one) would you choose to have for the rest of your life: Music, books, films, or television?
OH MY GOD DON'T MAKE CHOOSE, WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN??
okay television
‘Sleep is for the weak’. Agree or disagree?
AGREED OF COURSE
What is your favourite fandom?
supernatural
Who are you closest to on tumblr?
MY PENIS
If you had the chance to be in any movie, what would it be and who would you want to play?
I would like to be Natasha from The Avengers, i would probably die tho
Claire asked me:
Do you own a pair of Converse?
Yes i do! i love them so much
How many states in the U.S. have you been to?
none ;__; but SOON maybe idk
Have you ever had sushi?
YES I LOVE IT
What’s your favorite flavor of Jolly Rancher?
I have no idea what is jolly rancher
Tulips or Roses?
GET IT GET IT? I'M HILARIOUS
How many years do you want to live?
i really don't know, but i would like to be immortal, it seems fun
How many bands have you seen in concert?
zero man zero :/
Have you ever stayed awake for more than 24 hours?
YES IT'S AWESOME
What’s your earliest memory?
me and my sister playing with my dolls
Are you good at baking?
WOMAN I'M AWESOME AT BAKING
What would your weapon of choice be in a zombie apocalypse?
an axe
Julie asked me:
What was the first TV show you fell in love with?
Bones, god i loved that show
Why/how did you join tumblr?
I saw someone's tumblr when i was looking for fanfic and i thought it was cool, i always wanted to have a blog
And how glad are you that you did?
sometimes i'm glad, sometimes i'm not because tumblr sometimes makes me sad
What is your all time favourite song?
Carry on my wayward son
Your opinions on government?
lol what's an government? is it some kind of fruit?
Favourite superhero and villian?
my favorite superhero is (ugh this is so hard) iron man and favorite villain is Loki
What was the last movie you watched?
Chronicle, i didn't watch the end tho
Why did you decide to watch it?
I HAD TO, my sister made me watch
Favourite character to rule all others?
TO RULE? LOKI
OTP - which one pops into your head first? Be honest :3
steve/tony man
If you were marooned on a desert island and all the necessary stuff (food/water) is something you have, what other three things would you like to have with you?
a TV, the supernatural fandom and a computer of course
10. Favourite episode of your favourite TV show?
Pilot - Supernatural
11. Favourite smell?
RAIN
I JUST WANT TO SEE THE AVENGERS OKAY, I CAN'T SEE IT TILL TOMORROW AND I KNOW THAT YOU'VE NOW SEEN IT TWICE AND I HATE YOU
DONT HATE, APPRECIATE. AND COME TO LONDON AND WATCH IT WITH ME AGAIN (im totally not going tomorrow and saturday to see it with different people... nu'uh...)
loveyoukatieface
Katie had better get back soon because I'm running out of things to spam her askbox with...
I might be the only one doing so, but I'm seriously enjoying bombarding Katie's ask box with nonsense messages while she's away.
If she wants to go galavanting around Morocco, fine.
Just don't expect me to leave her precious blog unscathed for the duration.
Shit's going down.
BELLATRIXNOX is the name, assbox sabotage is the game.
Please feel free to join me.
KATIE.
