Okay, first your crush is in love with someone else. Then you find out your real father is a Scottish Jacobite traitor. Then you get kidnapped, and your adoptive father and cousins have to rescue you. Then you find out your situationship committed suicide after being accused of murder. Then you’re told your cousin is dead, and you get involved with his widow… only to find out he’s actually alive, faked his death, and is a traitor. And when you tell him about you and his wife, he beats you and locks you up in a Continental camp until your friend helps you escape. Then you find out your cousin's wife knew all along. And finally, you catch your adoptive father kissing another man and realize he hasn’t told you the whole truth about his relationship with your biological father.
And on top of all that, you still don’t know that your situationship—the one you had carnal knowledge with, who committed suicide—is actually your niece.
William really needs therapy.
