#ben replies

[askbensolo]

That’s what I’m sayin’! You get it!

WHAT. Your former date’s taste sucks. What that tells me is you are a PROFESSIONAL who means SERIOUS BUSINESS and would like to connect on ComlinkedIn as well as connect emotionally and physically or whatever. You know, network and chill! Hey man, it ain’t an SR violation so long as you don’t work at the same place.

Oookay, let’s see how that poll went…

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…Okay, fine, you get the ONE KISS. But you better not all start doing that glass-clinking thing at the reception. We’re not doin’ that. I mean, we’re serving sandwiches and cartons of blue milk anyway, so I’ve preemptively removed your clinking weapons as a necessary precaution.

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🫡 You got it, no clinking

😈 I will bring my own clinkers specifically for this purpose 🥄💥🍷💥🥄💥🍷💥 🥄💥🍷💥🥄💥🍷

Voting ended onMay 16

[kakashihasibs]

Congrats on the balls. Hope you enjoy them

Thank you! I'm hoping so too 🥰

[bedgarsuggestions]

I believe you were wanting to see me? -Rythian

Huh? You might be looking for Tom. He's in a pit somewhere!

But while I have you, you can stay for tea :)

[tonystarkisafruit]

the only time tony’s ego should come into play is when he’s got homoerotic banter going with a villain. doom is like “i will dance on your grave” and tony is like “you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid”

I made this for u anon

[benhasdrowned]

I came to the conclusion that my brain had processed this as like some Disney show. Or movie but if I said movie it would be a princess movie. Ben, you are the main character and we the anons are like spirits or animals that you and other certain can only see and understand and speak too and most people just think you're crazy. Jeff is the side kick in crime and can't see us and you just let him assume things and let's be honest deep down Jeff probably thinks you're crazy but yet he supports his friend cause this man don't play games when it comes to his best pal 😂

BEN: [ coughs up entire lung. ]

Jeff: He thinks it's hilarious that you called me his side-kick.

Jeff: I'm glad he choked.

Jeff: He forgets the part where you called him crazy; and to be honest I agree with your conclusion.

Jeff: Minus the side-kick part.

BEN: sh'yeah okay, says the fucking serial killer.

[antifalink]

🍽 ? (from @you-had-me-at-legend-of-zelda)

(Favorite thing to cook)

Uh well early game i cook anything that'll give me health so a lot of truffles.

Late game tho i just role play and i make comfort foods. I think my favorite is just plain old bread bc i like to make bread irl 😌 but i also like to cook the salmon meuniere and any of the sweets

[pissyphilosopher]

hey, didnt you have a cactus with a plastic flower glued on it?? bc i have one and id really like to take it of but i dont want to hurt the cactus?? 🌵

Did do in fact have a cactus that had a fake flower on it!

The way i got it off was i cut most of the flower down and then i used a hair dryer to warm up the glue. As the glue got warmed i was able to slowly peel it off.

As you can kind seen it caused a little damage to the surface of the cactus but it's not too bad and it's recovered nicely 😊

I tried to use like a cardboard shield to protect most of the plant from the heat but it did mean my hand was in the line of fire and i got a little burnt.

I also used tweezers to peel the glue off which kept the cactus from sticking me

[avoidancing]

@king41 hey i think you're right!! thank you for the great advice, i rlly appreciate it:))