Craig Cody gets his greasy ass hair washed by black!reader, I wrote this with Stevie from my fanfiction Savages, but I left it very open/no names so it could be read as a x reader for purely self indugent reasons Also I did not specify what hair products were used because everyone uses smth different and I can't recommended anything because everything makes me itch like a dirty bitch because I am allergic to coconut and shea so if yall got curly hair product suggestions without coconut or shea im listening. 0.9k
TW: Blowjob, hair pulling, Craig Cody’s greasy ass hair, Big dick Craig Cody, Kinda of subby Craig (I am a switch Craig truther) Idk this wasn’t supposed to be smut but then it just happened. and I am not normal about Craig Cody
“This is fucking stupid.” Craig grumbled as she held his hand, her grip firm as she dragged him to sit down.
"No, it's not," You glared at him while you pushed him to sit on the chair you had placed in front of the sink the moment you had been able to convince him to let you wash his hair.
"Your hair is fucking disgusting, its greasy, you refuse to use anything that's not 3-in-1, I hate touching it," You put your hands on your hips, glaring at him, if he didn't let you wash his hair you were actually going to leave him, again.
"Fine," Craig grumbled his hand's coming up to grip her hips, digging into the skin, his hands slid under the shirt she was wearing, his shirt in-fact. "Do I at least get anything out of this?" He said, his tone suggestive as he let his large hand graze the crotch of your panties.
"You get clean fucking hair, now lean back," You huffed pushing him back, so his head was leaned back in a way that was most defiantly uncomfortable you knew it wasn't a comfortable position, honestly it was kind of punishment for whatever he had done to piss you off that day, there was always something.
You turned the sink on before switching the sprayer on. “Close your eyes,” You straddled Craig sitting on-top of him as you leaned overtop of him so you could dampen his hair, tits in his face, maybe this whole hair washing thing wasn't so bad.
She ran her hands through his greasy locks, cringing at the feeling as she felt the texture of his hair, she hated it, it was disgusting. “I don’t know how you handle the feeling of your hair like this.” You said as you squeezed shampoo into his hair, you used you're nails to scratch at his scalp, scrubbing trying to get all the buildup off his scalp.
Your long nail’s scratched his scalp, and Craig practically moaned, scratch that, he full on moaned. “Oh god…” He groaned his eyes squeezing shut.
“That feels amazing,” He moaned as she shampooed his hair, it was amazing, honestly Craig had never felt anything this good, well...
“I’m gonna have to shampoo your hair twice… but your hair already feels better.” You mused as you grabbed the sprayer, washing the shampoo out of his hair before repeating the process and shampooing his hair once again, going down to his ends. Rubbing them between her hands, you washed the soap out, examining his ends. They were split horribly. “You need a haircut too,” You mused while you made sure you had gotten all of the soap out of his hair to try to keep all the buildup from coming right back.
“Okay, so this,” You held up the bottle of hair mask. “Is a hair mask, this has got to sit for ten minutes before I can rinse it out,” You said and Craig, the grown ass man he was pouted, like it was painful to sit still for that long.
She twisted his hair trying to get some of the water out of his hair before she scooped some of the hair mask onto the tips of her fingers, she massaged the hair mask into his hair, she was gently trying not to cause anymore split ends.
“Now… we wait.” You smiled twisting his hair up and keeping it up with a claw clip.
“Ugh.” Craig groaned his hands gripping her hips while he stood up. “Its gonna be forever,” He complained, Craig Cody didn't sit still well, he always needed to be moving, or doing something, or you just needed to tie him up, that usually worked too.
“Mhh, not forever.” You said reaching down to pull the string of his basketball shorts undone. “That is definitely a great way to kill time.” Craig said while he stood up as you pulled his shorts down, his cock slapping against his thigh.
He sat back down his hand resting on your head as you lowered down, you probably would have made him go down on you if you thought he could do it without getting the conditioner in his hair all over the fucking place, its why you hadn't really let him move.
Craig grabbed you hair at the base of where it was pulled up he watched as you licked his tip, as you held him both hands, suckling his tip, swirling your tongue around his tip as you pushed his foreskin back, you stroked him as you sat between his legs
Once you finally began to push your hand down to begin bobbing your head he began to push your head down, chasing his pleasure before you were ready to give it to him, you smacked his thigh and pulled back to glare at him.
He bit his lip trying to hold back his smile. "Sorry, baby." He said with a little smile, he wasn't sorry, no the little shit got turned on by the glare, the slap, you knew by the way his cock jumped in your mouth when you did it.
"No your fucking not," He just smiled and shook his head. "No, I'm not."
And it was those words that lead to him keeping the conditioner in his hair for nearly a hour while you overstimulated him, his chuckles and pleasure turning into desperate please for you to stop by his third orgasm, to which you reminded him.
"You're stronger than me baby, you want me to stop you can make me."
And of course, he didn't stop you, he just sat there, and let you push him through one more orgasm before finally washing the conditioner out of his hair, and he had to admit his hair was soft afterwards.
