Jul 29, 2025
"And we obviously had an epic time at Elbo Room. My favourite moment, dude—actually I have two favourite moments from that Elbo Room session. One was you are going to the bathroom, like, you're just—you're, like, sneaking by me on the balcony, and you're like, 'Yo, 'scuse me.' And I go, 'Are you going home?!' And you go, 'No, I'm not going fucking home. Dude, what are you fucking—' And I was like, 'I'm not [indiscernable]' I don't know why I asked!"
"What was I gonna do at home, man? Come on!"
"Like, 'What a ridiculous question!' Like, 'We just got here! No, I'm not going fucking home, dude.' And then, and then my secondary—"
"It was like 9 A.M.!"
"Yeah, yeah!"
Empty Netters | 7.29.25
#BENNYYYYYY#i think its so funny that people agree benny is the most intimidating guy to interact with if youre not a kid#and sometimes im like well i dont-#and then he says things like that and i go you know what im afraid im inclined to agree#“im not going FUCKING home” id be so destroyed if i heard that LIKE SORRY FOR ASKING and scuttle into a hole in the wall#terribly funny the fuck you mean if hes going home ITS 9 AM#but also so intimidating its beautiful like a big cat in the wild i like observing i however will be horrified to be in your presence#because it means i will be dying in the next 10 seconds and id like to keep being alive tyvm <3#benny so joyous when his intimidating moments are retold for comedy <33
