#bernard black

[soundsofmyuniverse]

[turquoisemagpie]

Black Books.

[dana-del-no]

[biscuitsandwaterx13x]

Reblog to help him survive the surgery 💔💔💔

[sistersavelorn]

Black Books Series 1 Photos

[myrtlebroadbelt]

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 97

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Astarion Ancunín (Baldur’s Gate 3)

Bernard Black (Black Books)

Voting ended onFeb 16

PROPAGANDA:

[Astarion]

"I just need him pregnant."

"Okay, listen. He probably Hates kids. but 1) he deserves it (both punishment and reward. he needs to be humbled) and 2) it's His kid. they're Different from those other brats. They would be so so spoiled. also that man is NOT cis!! not that it's a requirement. Also best way to make him gain weight from centuries of starvation <3 pookie bear."

Astarion propaganda from last season

[Bernard]

"he is a bitter, petty, selfish, misanthropic alcoholic. he is canonically incapable of taking care of himself. he is so insufferable and pathetic his girl friend faked her death just to get away from him. a horrid little man who lives in filth and cigarette ash, doomed to push everyone away as if by magnetism. he sucks so bad and is so miserable all the time and i just think giving him a baby would make his life so so much worse. the important part here is that nobody knows how he got pregnant. that man does not get laid."

[criticaloser]

i’m watching black books again for the first time since i was a teenager and i love this show so much but how the fuck did i forget how absolutely literally canonically queer bernard black is?? i def remember “headcanoning” him as such but i didn’t fucking have to bc they literally say it. he’s literally queer. i love this show an insane amount