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Why go to work when I can just shove one eye into a pillow and the other into tumblr?
I’ve got this friend who I realized would look really good in a flower crown. Now I really want to make them one but it’s winter and it will be a few months till spring:(
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When you don’t know how to talk in large groups and the Dm also likes to do most of the role playing for your character so you just end up sitting there silently the entire time
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“Your humor really showed today”
What??? Heh??? Ms.Boss lady???? Today was the most stressed I have been in a long time about things entirely outside of my control. I ran entirely on adrenaline today trying to keep myself in one piece during this 9 hour shift, and you think today was my day of funny?? Like I understand you’re trying to be nice and all (she’s actually a decent boss) but like today of all days is not the day I was focused on customer interactions and ‘showing my humor’…What does this even mean?? I lived today in a near constant state of worry and panic. Did I hit the right levels of insanity to be a comedian??? Whaaa???? Hehhhh???
Sometimes I feel cute and then remember I’m a 5’10” dude with a mustache, scraggly hair, and thighs that could kill
Meh. I’ve been thinking about coming out for a while now and sooner or later imma probably just blurt it out. My school has this club for lgbtq+ people and I’ve wanted to go for longer than i have really wanted to come out but there is really one issue. I am like 90% sure that one of the people that is sort of leading the group is actually my ex boyfriend. Imma be honest I have no clue how to go about this
Gack there are so many feelings a emotions floating around my head at once right now and I am more sure how to handle them. I don’t t know how to feel