STILL GETTING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FOLLOWERS EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY, REALLY BEHIND ON THAT.
SO LET ME AT LEAST GET FIVE OF YOU OUT OF THE WAY FOR NOW, AND I'LL KEEP PICKING AT IT AS I GO.
YES, GREETINGS! HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY ESPECIALLY SHITTY BLOG AS OF LATE, AND IN CASE YOU WERE TOO DENSE TO NOTICE ON YOUR WAY IN, MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BE YOUR HOST FOR THIS TRIP, I'M JUST GOING TO BE THAT GUY THAT OCCASIONALLY POPS UP ON YOUR DASHBOARD FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE YOU OPTED TO MAKE THE INCREDIBLY SHITTY DECISION OF ADDING ME TO YOUR "FOLLOWED" LIST. JUST WAIT, THE REGRET WILL SINK IN SOON ENOUGH.
BEFORE ANY OF THESE POINTS BECOME POTENTIALLY SHOCKING TO YOU, LET ME CLARIFY SOME THINGS:
YEAH, HEY! I'M FUCKING DEAD. SURPRISE.
SCROLL MY SELFIE TAG FOR ALL OF TWO SECONDS AND YOU'LL FIGURE OUT A PART OF WHY. THEN PROMPTLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SELFIE TAG AND NEVER ENTER IT AGAIN.
NONE OF THAT MAKES ME ANY LESS PREDICTABLE OR ORDINARY AS ANY OTHER DEAD FUCK THAT'S DRIFTING AROUND OUT HERE, SO DON'T EXPECT SOME SORT OF SECOND COMING FROM ME. I'M AS BORING AS I AM DEAD.
THANKS FOR THE (PROBABLY TEMPORARY) FOLLOW ANYWAYS, THOUGH; AND FOR GROUP'S SAKES, LET ME ASK:
WHO ARE YOU?
AND ALSO,
WHAT'S UP.