Shortly after Vanguard's debut
Bettel: {getting some things from Magni} Just the essentials tonight, just the essentials. Lemme get a, uh, 50 gallon drum of bleach...
Magni: {produces a storage drum} Check.
Bettel: ...and a 50 gallon drum of saw blades...
Magni: {produces another} Sounds good.
Bettel: ...and a 50 gallon drum of body bags.
Magni: {produces a third drum} Reasonable.
Bettel: {in his mind} All right, Gavis Bettel, you got this. These guys don't suspect a thing! Just order these last few everyday items and we're in the clear! {aloud, sweating, and growing more nervous by the second} Um... I need a... twelve pack of cold ones, and um... a dozen maple Bismarcks— I DON'T KNOW WHAT BISMARCKS ARE— I KILLED JERRY!
Magni: Simmer down, Betsy; it's all right! We've all made, quote unquote, "mistakes"!
Vesper: Yeah, who hasn't slipped up and engaged in a little, quote unquote, "premeditated murder in cold blood"? (beat) Am I right?
(Source: I Killed Pom Pom)









