#bewaretheides315

[mayalaen]

bewaretheides315 reblogged your post and added:

hour, honest, honor, heir #english is a weird language yall #and americans do weird shit with it #but so does everybody else who speaks it

The ones that trip me up the most are words that they flat out say you can pronounce more than one way and it’s acceptable.

Sword comes to mind for that one.

I find it strange that they can’t just decide this is the way you say it or this is letter combo always makes this sound.

I suppose that’s what we get for bastardizing and stealing from so many other languages :D

Oh, and the “herbs, because there’s a fucking H in front of it” was from watching Eddie Izzard more times than I can count :)

@bewaretheides315

[brofisting]

(less than 3 days after the man from uncle reboot opens) napoleon solo steals diamonds to keep himself in expensive lacy underwear and illya kuryakin cries during sex

[m3lancholydr3am]

Come at me, Brute.

[voxmyriad]

bewaretheides315 replied to your post:I have to HIRE someone now? Help they think I’m an...

it’s the makeup

DAMMIT LAUREN

[dragonmuse]

I'm not sure if it went through the first time (if it didn't push your buttons feel free to ignore) but Natasha/Clint as the Cadmean Vixen and Laelaps.

( I didn't get it before! I just read up on the story and its fantastic!)

"And how long will you try?" She twitched her ears and danced out of reach of the dog's jaw. "Because my feet are fleet."

"So are mine," he grinned, his sloppy canine smile.

"My eyes are ever open, I never sleep."

"Gave it up last year. Haven't missed it."

"I can live on a sip of water and a bite of food for a year," she snapped back.

"Haven't eaten since I gave up my mama's teat," he danced out of the way and snuffled the air where she had been. "You smell nice."

"So how long then? How long will you try?"

"Until you agree to get caught, I guess," his tail wagged and his eyes were bright.

"I see," she turned tail, flickering a glance back at him. "Then onwards."

And who was to say that just because one was behind the other that it was a chase at all?

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bewaretheides315 replied to your post:You guys, I have some hard limits. Character...

Wait, is there character death???

NONONO, sorry. I was referring to her past fics. There was character death in the apocalypse one. Or assumed, anyway. Or not, depending on how you decided to look at it.

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bewaretheides315 replied to your post:Real talk tho

The only potential issue I could see would be with the photog/publisher of the pic. US rights are weird and complicated but basically public figures don’t own the rights to their images.

That's what I suspected. Dear Photog: I has no money. Don't sue me. It's a waste of your time.