#bewitched quotes

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

And now, would you like another cup of divorce?

Stolas, to Stella

[bonniebird]

I'm going upstairs to try and remember murder is against the law.

Darrin Stephens

[bonniebird]

You could have punched him on the nose or kicked him in the shins, anything would have been more lady like!

Samantha Stephens 

[bonniebird]

For a while there it was hard to tell which witch was which.

Samantha Stephens

[bonniebird]

Don't be silly darling what good would it do to kill her?

Samantha Stephens

[bonniebird]

You know me to be a witch of my word.

Endora

[bonniebird]

Samantha: Gladys, what are you doing?

Gladys Kravitz: I came over for a snoop, uh, a scoop of sugar. I hope I'm not disturbing you.

[bonniebird]

Darrin: "Hello honey, this is your husband, D."

Samantha: "D for darling, or D for dearest?"

Darrin: "D for dumb."