#beyondthesmee

[hookedoncj]

text ✉⁇ samj

CJ: okad but resl talk, r u s o vevoted to hariiet becaus she's sleepin with yOU? And oral cunts!

[tobiasslade]

text ✉⁇ tammy

Tobias: doqes our captain ever look so pretty to you that it hurts and you need to drindk sso mucch rum that shxe loqoks blurry teo ftix it?

[vicwestergaard]

text ✉% samtory

Victory: What exactly are the benefits to being in a pirate crew anyway? Because I never got the appeal.

[yzlachanca]

text ✉ø samla

Yzla: Look out your window, Sammy! The skies are alive with all of the beautiful stars that we never got to see through the smog on the Isle - doesn't it take your breath away?

[hannaharendelle]

TEXT ✉️☎ HANNY

Hannah: Quick, are you or any of your crew stuck in the weight training PE class this term? Because my coach just told me that I need to find a partner to do a SIT UP CHALLENGE with tomorrow and that sounds like the worst thing I've ever had to do in my whole entire life.

[hookedonharriet]

TEXT ✉️ø HAMMY

Harriet: Have you ever listened to this absurd 'Go the Fuck to Sleep' book?

[hookedoncj]

TEXT 🔪 SAMJ

CJ: SOOOOO I just finished a whole bottle of rum and I'm looking for someone who'll let me stab my knife between their fingers to prove I have amazing dexterity all the time, and I think YOU would be the perfect guy for the job, Sammy-Wammy! Come on, it won't hurt. Much. 😘

CJ: I'm kidding, it won't hurt because I never miss.

[hookedonharriet]

Sammy

Please stop trying to make a sham of my ship’s dynamics. @beyondthesmee would never dream of such a thing, nor would I. 

anonymously tell me who you ship me with and i’ll tell you if i agree.