#bg3 brainrot

[dominobottle]

[yellomagoo]

I want a sticker out of this dialogue to annoy my friends, so i made one.

[foolishsunshine]

This post by @bettydice lives rent free in my brain and this was the only thing I could think to do about it.

[a-tangled-mermaid]

Myrkul: Hey guys, I'm gonna bring back this dude's daughter and make him my chosen for our little scheme, hope that's cool. 🩷

Bane: I don't care.

Bhaal: Oh wow that's so interesting; what's her name?

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...

Bhaal: Scelaratis! Scelaratis, listen. I need you to go tell my child I'll give them a present if they murder Isobel Thorm. Please it will be SOOOO funny. Lmao, Myrkul's gonna be like: 💀

[yaoiconnoisseur]

If the BG3 companions went on a road trip, who’s the designated refueler and why is it Astarion

find me on bsky

I saw this cosplay on Reddit and immediately had to draw it because I love it so much

Here’s a timelapse of it!

[loulouhattie]

Its been a minute cos crossposting is fockn hard and i forget how to be a digital native

[jmliebert]

When Astarion Gets Jealous ꨄ︎

Astarion is absolutely the jealous type

he scoffs, rolls his eyes, sighs theatrically

and who does he get jealous of? you, obviously

he loathes any attention you get that isn’t from him

behind that carefully practiced boredom are watchful eyes—always on you, always discreet

it’s confusing at first. no strings attached, yet he gets irritated when someone else is a little too nice around you

watches you charm your way around camp at night with a thin smile. so social, aren’t we?

so he mocks Wyll’s “blade” with a pearly smile...

...puffs his chest around Gale, especially after the Tiefling party. (poor Gale never stood a chance)

casually notes you’ve been spending just a bit too much time in Shadowheart’s tent. (not that he cares)

Karlach? he can tolerate. you’d melt if you touched her—literally

yeah...he notices everything—every laugh, every glance—but says nothing. far too proud to ask

the more jealous he is, the sharper the sarcasm. sometimes even a little cruel—but it’s not about you. he’s just mad at himself for feeling anything at all

but once things get serious, his jealousy shifts. it's quieter. tamed by...love. its root buried deep in his well-hidden lack of self-worth

he feels like he’ll never be enough—so he’s still jealous, but it’s softer now, on the outside at least

and Halsin? oh, he’s noticed. that walking tree trunk of a druid and the way he looks at you. Astarion says nothing. not yet

when you mention Halsin’s little offer, Astarion freezes. jokes. smirks. but his eyes flicker

two ways this plays out:

you decline Halsin offer: Astarion exhales like he’s been holding his breath for hours. the relief is palpable. suddenly, everything feels lighter. brighter. he wouldn't tell, but he wants you only to himself after all

you say you’re thinking about it: Astarion heart sinks. still, he acts unfazed. aloof. but now he’s quietly clinging to you—watching, waiting, making sure you’re still a thing. quietly enduring, even trying to enjoy it, but deep down he know he can't. he want's you only to himself

oh, Astarion. what we do for love…

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now everyone repeat after me: ASTARION YOU ARE ENOUGH AND YOU SHOULD NEVER DOUBT THAT!!!

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[cleomigadon]

No matter how dark your shadows are, I’ll always love you..