#bg3 brainrot

[foolishsunshine]

There’s this scene in The Season that lowkey reminds me of the energy in Astarion’s whole “I was RIGHT THERE” bit, so instead of doing any of the work I was supposed to do I watched that dialogue tree on repeat and doodled.

[theabbyknight]

H O U S E 🩸 parallels between Astarion and my Dark Urge Faeryn. both trapped in a life they didn’t ask for, both subject to their Masters’ whims.

i’ve wanted to make another one of these edits for soooo long now and i love how it turned out ahhh!! all shots were created by me in photo mode with modded poses✨

[cleomigadon]

~yearning~

quick doodle for fun…

[tealfling]

In my dream last night, I was in love with Raphael. Which is weird because he's very low on my Would list of BG3 characters. Especially his human form, but that's another topic.

This dream felt like it could be fanfiction for someone who actually would romance Raphael so I just wanted to throw it out there before I forget most of it:

The dream actually starts out in the real (our) world (specifically at my grandma's house bc dream logic). Raphael is also there for some reason, haunting the narrative. He really is like a ghost only popping in to talk to me/Tav/Little Mouse when others aren't around. But then he has to leave and of course I don't want him to, I want to go with him. He says some romantic shit I don't remember right now, but it boils down to he has a gift for me.

That night I sneak out of bed (there is a 'family in the background of this narrative, but they are not based on my real family. They were honestly kinda scary because they looked like some midwestern 1930s dust bowl farmers). I walked to the dining room where instead of the dining table was a huge mirror.

This is the cool part of the dream.

Think golden glowing house of hope mirror. The image in this mirror was a very nice side table set up with a vase of flowers, a candle, and a photo frame. (Think 5 x 7 on grannies night stand) I knew I could reach in and pull out the picture and that's what he wanted me to do, so I pull the picture out of the mirror.

Now the photo reveals itself to be a drawn picture of the characters from BG3 on a ferris wheel. (The style of this drawing looks like animation and I'm pretty sure there's an artist here whose style it mimics I just can't remember their name rn. Point being the style was very different than the rest of the more realistic dream). Now on this ferris wheel these characters were clustered into groups of two. Some were sitting, others were hanging on the structure of the ride.

What dream me kinda noticed, but wasn't really paying close attention to at first, was that these groups were the same characters. Two Gales. Two Astarions. Two Raphaels.

Because of dream rules I knew that I should put my finger on the image and drag it down to spin the wheel (living out my Prices Right dreams) but I could only do it twice in an attempt. So I spun it and went around, landed just short of where he was and I scrolled down a little more where the two Raphaels and two Gales were in focus.

One Gale was in a nice purple robe with his little bun, and the other had a crown on his head. One Raphael was a human and the other was a cambion with a crown on his head.

In my haste to be with him, I put my finger on Raphael, but touching the one with the Crown.

The mirror sucked me in and when I landed, the pov changed to a very annoyed, but slightly intrigued cambion about who had landed in his master plan of ruling. When he found me the pov switched back to me. I of course was very happy to see who I thought was my Raphael but was not at all the person that liked me. Then the creepy 'not my family' family came through the mirror to take me away.

This is where I started waking up so I became aware then my brain started letting me have thoughts and messing with the movie. Like what if the other Raphael came to get me from this world? And I think they should fight about it.

The ferris wheel picture was my favorite part of the dream because I'm wondering if it worked for the other companions. If I could choose between their 'good' or 'bad' endings.

Anyway. Thanks for reading. I think there's some good bones in here if someone wanted to make a fic out of this. What do you think?

[desolateoath]

Playing 4,000 hours of Dark Urge campaigns changes a man.

[nicotinemaiden]

In case any of you are interested, this tuesday the thirteen (a bad omen in my country tho I'm aware not everywhere else) I just posted chapter 18 of Love me not — lest fire follows now on AO3!

Feel free to tell me your thoughts and happy new year to all of my mutuals here!

[gortashsrighthand]

Imagine. You're Durge.

A few nights ago you killed the bard. But this draconic hottie that you're traveling with woke up but instead of freaking out, she was intrigued? She helped to dispose of the body and cleaned off the blood of your hands? You're not sure why but she's not scared of you. Nobody knows now and she hasn't mentioned a thing about it.

Then this hellish Butler shows up and talks about how you're His master. And he talks about how this draconic baddie might be a good womb for your seed? Which is a bit forward but she does look real good after she just incinerated someone in battle. And you think that's hot. And she likes the body part gifts that you leave her.

So there is this tiefling party and your Butler is like 'Master, you needs to put the moves on this baddie. If you don't it will be the vampire or the big tiefling woman on fire that's going to run away with her." So you scrape all your courage together to ask if she wants to spend time together. Because you asked Wyll what to do if you might fancy someone and he said to maybe organize drinks underneath the stars. You don't know why but okay. And she says yes.

So now you're there, on a blanket with some skulls and two hearts in a jar as decoration. Sceleritas is ready for the musical entertainment, her new familiar Shovel has been recruited to serve the drinks.

And this is the banger Sceleritas pulls out.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la Don't be scared (sha-la, sha-la-la ya, ya, ya) You got the mood prepared (woah, woah) Go on and kiss the lizard.

This brainrot was enabled by @aerin67 and fluoxetine. I love having free will.

[foolishsunshine]

Do I even need to explain what happened when I saw this post