#bianarchy

[underground-playing-cards]

Courtesy of my cousin:

Biana: Sparkles make everything better!

Biana: *throws glitter in Fintan’s eyes*

[bookwyrminspiration]

I had a technical difficulty so I’m reposting my short haired keeper girls just in case

Marella is kinda crusty but who cares

[meelsonwheelsies]

Keefe: Good morning, Foster!

Sophie: Bold of you to assume that it's a good morning

Keefe: ...

Tam: Bad morning, Sophie.

Sophie: Thank you for recognizing my life as it's true form

Keefe: ...

Tam: ...

Biana: there's the Foster we all know

[4ofspades-art]

Adding to @bookwyrminspiration‘s (i think it was you, if it wasn’t I’m sorry) idea of short haired keeper girls, here’s Biana with a pixie cut

[bianarchy-2k19]

Chandelier

Ok so I like to think of what Biana was doing while Fitz was up on that chandelier...and yes, I’m going back to this scene

1. If the Lost Cities had nerf guns, you can bet that Biana had one and was shooting at Fitz

2. Just laughing at the ‘poor guy’

3. Do the Lost Cities have cameras? Cuz this one is a Keeper

4. Blackmail. So much blackmail.

5. Levitating up to the chandelier and pushing it around while Fitz hung on for dear life

“Biana stop, it’s going too fast-”

“What was that? Faster?”

“Biana noooo-”

6. Asking the gnomes to hold off because she needed to savor the moment

[make-kotlc-gayer]

(Flower) crown for a queen

Again, sorry for the bad quality. Here's a latina babe fresh drawn (took me ~10 minutes maybe? 15? 30 max)

[tamsong]

tonight we riot

[the-all-mighty-savage-one]

Proving Biana is a god

So here’s the thing, Biana rhymes with fauna. Who do we know that belongs in the fauna? Silveny. What is Silveny? An alicorn. Which skill do alicorns possess? Teleportation. Who do we know that possesses that same skill? Sophie Elizabeth Foster. How many letters are there in her name? 21. Which day was Queen Elizabeth born on? April 21st. Which month does April fall on? The fourth. Which is the fourth keeper of the lost cities novel? Neverseen. How many letter “e”s does that title have? 4. Who do we know that has a four letter name? Fitz. What is Biana to Fitz? A sister. Which social media influencer has taken the term and applies it as slang? James Charles. Which song has James performed that caused an uproar? God is a woman. Who is a woman? Biana. Therefore Biana is a god.