#bidotheuncanny

[thefatalmarksman]

What does your muse think is my muse’s most attractive feature? (A Compilation, bc I am too lazy to put them all as separate asks but feel free to comment on any of them pls and also i am Still Accepting these)

@deathleads sent: " The Lips. The eyes and the way you look at me, of course. Everything about you is attractive. "

@crystalcracked (or whatever url, if you ever plan to rp roche again but obvs never any pressure but i love this response) : "what's attractive about you? hm. absolutely fucking nothing. if i kiss you it's to get you to shut up ;)" this is definitely said with a not so subtle smirk from the speed demon, though.

@impetuousheart sent: [impetuousheart thinks every square inch of the man is his most attractive feature 😤😤😤 definitely not something embarrassing like his ability of understanding or his laugh or his caring nature he definitely doesn’t have]

@bidotheuncanny sent: so sorry for the wait i have been busy with Life. bido thinks xigs most attractive feature is...... i mean does the leather count. it isnt an inherent feature or anything but. aside from that definitely his Swagger and Confidence. as for actual physical features, maybe his smile, or his scar, or his waist... generally though he finds the whole package. chefs kiss. very good

@envioussin sent: most definitely that jawline ( for the attractive feature meme )

anonymous sent: His voice, especially as Braig/Xigbar

"Trust me, folks, there's more than enough of me to go around. I'm never one to leave my adorin' fans unsatisfied."

except roche, he can piss off

[tacetnix]

╣.:: One Night Out of the Year ::.╠

Closed, for @bidotheuncanny

---- Why were there soldiers in Dublith? City guard and police were to be expected, but not... this many uniforms wandering through. Had something happened? Was the military on the move? The Hammerhead Alchemist had not the slightest of clues. But what she did know was someone with an ear to the ground on everything that happened in this city. A certain unassuming beggar who Mary counted among her friends.

All that was left, then, was to try and find the older gentleman in question!

A few cens, and the most fragrant bowl of beef stew that Mary could buy was in her hands. The city was often bustling, but if she were to spend some time wandering byways and alleys..~

And especially if a white-haired woman were to randomly offer the bowl like a sacrifice to divine patrons, she felt that her friend would eventually show up.

...Right?

[avaricehosted]

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"SHUT UP!"

Greed had regained control of his body, but Ling's idea was working. As Bido recalled the day Greed rescued them from the labs, Greed's memories grew stronger. Faces and names he didn't want to remember flashed through his mind and he squeezed his eyes shut in a futile attempt to shut them out.

"No... I don't remember... so shut the hell up!"

The Ultimate Shield covered one hand as Greed readied himself to attack Bido, but when he looked up and saw the chimera on one knee he froze again.

"...Let me go, Piss-ant."

'I'm not doing anything this time,' Ling's voice rang in his head. 'Bido's your friend. You care about him. That's why you don't want to attack him.'

"How many times do I have to tell you he's not my friend!?" Greed hissed.

'You don't mean that. You're only telling yourself that because you don't want to deal with the guilt of letting your other friends die.'

"Tch. It'd be pretty stupid of me to feel guilty for something the other Greed did." Greed pushed himself to his feet and closed the distance between himself and Bido, and for a minute he just stood there, staring down at him, before finally holding a hand out to help him up.

"C'mon, can you walk on your own? We should get you outta this place and patch you up."

Maybe the old Greed's memories were having an effect on him, because for some reason he just couldn't stand to see Bido in such an awful condition, and this time he only had himself to blame.

[dragonofthestone]

Finally!

Timaeus was more then a little excited to get to see the often talked about lake. It was hard to keep his tail still as they made their out of the city and once they were out there was no stopping the excited movement. Also taking the opportunity to remove his shoes and walk barefoot.

Occaisionally his tongue flicked out taking in the new scents and sights.

Okay so it wasnt entirely all for fun, there was always something with Greed. But Tim did it without complaint abd once they got what he wanted it was off to the lake.

--

As he caught site of the lake his pupils dilated to near as big as they could go and tail quivered in anticipation as her had to hold himself back from making a dash to it.

"I...thanks," He closed his eyes smiling, the tips of his canines poking out from his closed lips.

"..You know, feel like I could've helped better if I knew what he wanted." Yeah, yeah, he was Greed he wanted it all. He'd heard the spiel (more then once) but it also felt there were times Greed wanted something specific and knowing he was essentially the new guy, like he wasn't getting all the details whenever he did find himself on a job with one of them.

And although he personally couldn't have cared less what Greed wanted, at the same time he did genuinely want to help out.

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[shatteredxglass]

@bidotheuncanny liked for a 03' verse starter!

Elias enjoyed the days where he wasn’t on shift for any particular task in the Devil’s Nest. It left him free to...tinker, as he would put it, with his alchemy. Most usually left him alone during this, not willing to get near the Stained Glass Alcehmist when he was in one of his experimenting moods on the off chance they end up an unwilling test subject. Of course, when Elias was actually working with glass, rather than trying to enhance and perfect that of the human Chimera.

Working with glass was quite relaxing, the work keeping his hands and mind busy. Though the most exciting thing, came from actually showing off the work he had made.

In this case, the first test for a sort of....bomb was a crude description, he thinks. The glass carefully shaped with flammable liquid inside. Ready to burst into flames at just the smallest hint of too much movement. Elias is holding the delicate object in the palms of his hands, trotting around the nest in search of someone who would truly appreciate it’s beauty.

He sees Bido- and decides that the resident rude lizard would have to do. After all, Bido is smart. Smart enough he won’t get himself killed when Elias sets his new project off. Property damage and docked wages be damned when Greed inevitably finds out about his latest stint of destruction.

“Hey!! Bido!!” he calls, waving the glasswork above his head- he’s calculated how much actual pressure needs to be put into setting this thing off. Assuming those calculations are correct, its not going to burst right in his hand.

And if he does, oh what fun, he’ll get an early start on version two! 

“Bido! You wanna see something cool?”

[sinplly-a]

@bidotheuncanny​​  /     starter  call  (  from  lan - fan )  

  “  you’re  one  of  the chimera  that  was with  GREED ,  aren’t you?”  

[dragontamer05]

Run. Run. RUN.

That was the single thought in his head, the single thought keeping him going and pushing him forward . But for how much longer?

Although his endurance and stamina may gave been greater then the average human's the lack of food, water and minimal sleep were catching up with him. Timaeus had tried to avoid stealing even having given in to animal instinct and hunted down mice, rare and other small things to eat. Not that they tasted all thr good but it was better then nothing.

By now the majority of his wounds had healed but he kept the bandages anyway it hid the scars and the scales.

Taking a few shaky steps into an ally his legs gave out and finally he collapsed. His heart still pounding so fast and chest heaving with each heavy breath. Was it really worth living, after what he'd become, what he'd lost. As far as anyone who knew him was concerned he was already dead and how could he return looking the way he did.

So he curled up resigning himself to his fate, trying to ignore the gnawing pain in his stomach. Not knowing where he was or how far he travelled, although it was far quieter then where he had been. As he lay there if someon really looked they may have seen scattered scales around his face, hands, even his feet and what appeared to be the tip of a tail from under his cloak.

A forked tongue quickly flicked out and back catching a strange scent, followed by approaching footsteps.

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[lil-kissy]

It was late, and Kisara was scared.

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Kisara had started made a habit to seek Bido out during the day- when she wasn't in school. Sometimes she could find him on the street and she'd sit with him, she enjoyed listening to his stories and even had slowly started to open up a little, telling him some of her school troubles although any mention of home was either ignored or avoided.

There were times she couldn't find him at all, but as long as she came back before sun down the lady wouldn't get mad. Until then she was pretty free to do what she wanted, which most kids would have love but not Kisara. It was lonely.

Unfortunatley today Kisara had become rather enamoured by a street performance in the square and before she knew it, the lamps were coming on and the sun had nearly set.

----

The Lady quickly took to yelling and scolding Kisara for being out so late. When Kisara started to cover her ears from the shouting her arm was grabbed and pulled down.

Listen to me! You ungrateful child

Apparently this had been the last straw and and with without warning she'd been slapped, causing Blue to lunge out of hiding in defence.

Which only brought further problems.

It took awhile before things settled down, Kisara stayed in her room and Blue was tied up in the basement till the right people arrived to deal with "The beast."

Kisara waited till she was sure The Lady had gone to bed and with a single thought took Blue and slipped out of the house to save her beloved friend from being sent away, even if it meant being sent away herself.

Kisara runs barefoot through the streets with eyes blood shot and cheeks stained with tears. She searches allies and up on rooves with Blue bounding along beside her. Finally she spots a familiar sillouette.

Unable to get up herself Blue scrambles up and starts tugging at his clothes.

Kisara was scared, and it was late.

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