"No"DreaM9

Throw your nostalgia goggles right in the bin! / interrobang user ‽ / i mostly post my dreams here lmao / Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/NoNameM9 Reddit: u/Notsosmartpinoyguy Roblox: WhyThisAccountExsits

[akamomoke]

[nonamem9]

This is my favorite moment in the Dream SMP.

(the joke is that i don't know jack shit about dsmp and wrwrd!)

[nonamem9]

Dreamt of a cold open to the next marriagetoxin episode

Woke up 5:53 am

[nonamem9]

Irl rain got hard

Guy shouting in a promo about the soul ofnl lucha libre

Woke me up 4:03 am

[nonamem9]

The torture chambers got affected by budget cuts so we're taking them to the waterfall to waterboard there instead

[nonamem9]

Ending song of marriagetoxin

Super eyepatchwolf saddened by asshole gold and shitty reviews ichi the witch

Huge vibe loss

5:38 am

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

[nonamem9]

Just woke up and like 5 minutes later got suspended on Twitter for "inauthentic behaviors".

Bullshit

[nonamem9]

Aquav3rs moderator rankings, "face reveals" and shitposts of their irl identity

Aleks le taking photos with some of the capsems he got.

Woke up 4:33 AM

[nonamem9]

Large subdivision, mom want to take us to church so we walked here

He looks like the Chinese tea guy Jesse

Mfer has his own theme song and video

It's his bedroom/church/stage/front yard

People in furious of extinction animals

His eldest daughter is the richest one

Son in Vietnam has Hella money

3rd one is up there in riches but is kept vague

They all have their own respective super cruise at least a million dollars each.

Taught mom You dont owe rich people their loyalty and they dont owe you obedience

Furries are basically prisoners in his home

His front yard is massive which is used to construct a decently large structure on it

Mom's golden jewelry is fake lol

Woke up 5:37 am

[nonamem9]

In ocean with Big sharks and gwenpool

Sadako gets eaten by not wearing people apperatus

Not same quench comes to gwen

3 sacrificial gwenpools next

Woke up 5:45 am

[nonamem9]

Living urban, 7 eleven across the street. Acting like an ass to my parents but not classmates. Sadly it's restocking hours. Back in a larger version of my bedroom trying to block the door

How Kendrick used symbolism against droke

Ft. A fidelity amking blue and black rings, and white and gold ring making for representing both parties.

Woke up l6:23 am

[leafsways]

@numberoneomegapoll I felt the need to commemorate our victory with a high-effort shitpost

Textless version under the cut:

[nonamem9]

Why is there soup meals jn jollibeejollibwe makes robotngirl toys

5:21 am

[nonamem9]

Highway where our bum ass house is in front and near a 7 Eleven, achool thing i didn't gave a shit about

People hide and seek thing in random workplace we not part of, "the spot is lobby" and they mean workplace lobby not public lobby, and its specifically a videogame lobby not a functional lobby. Bullshit

Rapper infamous for being forced as featurew in many songs, has terrible fits in them excdpt long after the controversy

People who got affected by dreams

Girl who got involved by the gozyuhers 3-4 times and she's rhe victim in all of them

Woke up 6:39 am

[numberoneomegaversepoll]

Number One Omega Tournament Finals

Ultraman Omega (Ultraman Omega) vs. Han Yoojin (S-Classes That I Raised)

Ultraman Omega

Han Yoojin

Voting ended onMay 22

Propaganda under cut:

Ultraman Omega

It's his name and also he grows taller than skyscrapers thus he is. the biggest omega. 

Broke all of his people's laws for love, even after remembering his past. And he looks so cool doing it.

Han Yoojin

Man managed to give birth to 3.5 babies and adopt at least 2.5 more, AND string at least 4-5 alphas in a non-omegaverse world, who knows what the count would be like in an omegaverse? His literal actual superpower is being the universe's best parent <- this sentence is SO MUCH truer that it looks like but i can't say more because spoilers.

[numberoneomegaversepoll]

Number One Omega Tournament Finals

Ultraman Omega (Ultraman Omega) vs. Han Yoojin (S-Classes That I Raised)

Ultraman Omega

Han Yoojin

Voting ended onMay 22

Propaganda under cut:

Ultraman Omega

It's his name and also he grows taller than skyscrapers thus he is. the biggest omega. 

Broke all of his people's laws for love, even after remembering his past. And he looks so cool doing it.

Han Yoojin

Man managed to give birth to 3.5 babies and adopt at least 2.5 more, AND string at least 4-5 alphas in a non-omegaverse world, who knows what the count would be like in an omegaverse? His literal actual superpower is being the universe's best parent <- this sentence is SO MUCH truer that it looks like but i can't say more because spoilers.

[moribudo]

this is the first thing omega says about belial btw

[nonamem9]

Yeah I understand why Chata jumped into the Mt. Ebott hole.