#bikini problems

[knifemedusa]

GUYS i just had an major epiphany

so you know how bikini bottoms always fall off your ass right?

and it’s super annoying and everyone hates having to hike up their suit after swimming?

SUSPENDERS. suspenders are the answer, people! just clip ‘em on and swim to your heart’s content.

and if you’re worried about them slipping off your shoulders, just cross them again in front and you’re set

(disclaimer: i haven’t tried actually swimming in suspenders yet, but i will, so be prepared for an update on my success!) (eventually lol)

[juicy-darkness]

When you shave your vagina to not have hair lines outside of your bikini and then you end up having camel toe instead...

[ducklover52]

Patriarchy problems: how do you hide a tampon on the way to the bathroom, while wearing a bikini?

[how2trainyourfangirl]

When you want to buy acute bikini but don't have the confidence to rock it. I guess I'll just keep my middle school tankini. It still fits. And I don't go swimming often anyway.

[thedepartedfairy]

Finding a high waisted bikini that I like in October is really really hard. Grrr.

[teenytinycoffeebean]

Will they ever make swim suits and bikinis people like me with like obnoxiously large boobs and average hips? At least make larger cupped bikini tops with decent support and zero padding??????

[ooc-dood]

WH.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS REACTING TO HER IN A BIKINI. GAIZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

[riotcircusarts]

Going to a water park today. With slides and such, so you know what that means... Failing to discreetly remove mega wedgies and a constant fear of losing my top.