#bill board

[janmisali]

Super Mario Bracket: SHY GUY vs BILL, GIL, JILL, AND PHIL BOARD

Shy Guy

SEED: 8 (60 nominations)

SPECIES: Shy Guy

DEBUT: Doki Doki Panic / Super Mario USA

BIO: they're shy...

[Super Mario WIki article]

the Boards

SEED: 121 (5 nominations)

SPECIES: Sign

DEBUT: Super Mario Galaxy

BIO: some talking signs with silly names

[Super Mario Wiki article]

who is the best Mario character?

Shy Guy

Bill Board et al.

Voting ended onJun 20, 2024

[link to all polls]

[wind-in-the-willows-art-gallery]

I love the electric state. Not the movie. Watching that has given me the undying urge to grab some filming equipment and film something better in respect to the artist instead of whatever the hell that movie was.

[hogoutorlogout]

*expertly sunders with my Cutiepie Blade*

Let this be a lesson to never again sully the virginal, unspoiled shores of the mother Allegheny, William Board

[pokerninja2]

what do you do when you're bored? draw a board!

[ot-coffotto]

City

[gracefarrell]

Elaine & Alex Bill Board - Taxi

[paulthebukkit]

can we just sit down and talk about the best character in any mario video game ever

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Bill Board

Debut: Super Mario Galaxy

When you come across a signpost in a video game, what do you expect? Some kind of tutorial, maybe... but when the sign says “Hey!”, and starts speaking in the first-person... well that’s just plain silliness! And I love nothing more than some good old-fashioned silliness!

I mean, do I even need to explain why this is so funny? It’s a talking billboard! Named Bill Board! Amazing!

Bill up there teaches you how to ride a ball, but he isn’t alone! There are actually four different sign-people in this game. Gil is the first one you meet, and he specialises in wall-jumping. He also claims to be famous, and I wouldn’t doubt it... I mean, how many signs have you seen in games? Any one of them could be Gil! 

Phil gives advice about the bubble levels in this game... Say, how do they know these things, despite being stuck to the ground? And how do they travel from galaxy to galaxy? It’s never explained! It’s just pure nonsense. I love it.

And finally, there’s Jill! She reminds you how to play as Boo Mario. Hm... she? Jill is the only one of the boards with a feminine name, but who says signs have to subscribe to a gender binary? A signary, if you will... Given the similar names, do you think these boards are siblings? Or is Board just a title?

I’m not really sure what to say about all this, other than... wow! This is so absurd! You all agree, right? Appreciate them, please!