bill cipher x reader general hcs
🥭 A/n: you dont know how long ive been refraining from writing this bc i thought no one would like it LMFAO
🥭 Cw: bill deserves his own warning, fluff + smut, possessiveness and jealousy, alot of this is just straight up character analysis, switch!bill, sadism and masochism, marking, shibari, powerplay, dom/sub dynamics, one mention of cnc (ish?), i included mentions of human!bill but he's up to your interpretation
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annoying ass BITCH !!!! /j
any sort of relationship with Bill is going to be incredibly,,,, chaotic, to say the least, but there's a special emphasis on that factor when it comes to a romantic relationship
he's a god of literal chaos, he's uncontrollable, and while he is more emotional than he'd care to admit, he's still more detached than your average typical human. getting into a real relationship with him is a pretty difficult feat in and of itself, especially if you're a human/not on the same level in terms of power as him.
he can be a bit bratty in the sense that he has a verrryyy high view of himself and doesn't really understand how his actions affect others because he views all attention as good attention, so instead of flirting with you he's most likely just doing everything he can to piss you off. if you aren't immediately suddenly and completely enamored witn him, he's doing everything in his power to make it so that you either love him, or fear him. if you do have a strong reaction to him upon meeting him, whether it be positive or negative, he'll definitely play into that. i think the only thing that'd truly level out the playing field in a relationship with him would be not only seeing through his manipulation, but having the ability to "fight back" as well. i'd say its pretty easy to see what makes him tick if you know him well enough, and so i think that having a relationship in which you truly try to know him would be valued by Bill more than even he realizes.
Bill would definitely try to push you away the second he realizes how valuable you're becoming. he hates weaknesses and caring about someone too deeply is most definitely weak in his eyes, so i think he'd be very adamant on lashing out and pushing you away, not only to punish himself but also to test you, in a way? a part of him definitely still wants you and i think he'd want to see if you're willing to come back for him, if that makes sense. either way, he's not exactly the healthiest or most emotionally vulnerable, but i'm going to continue on as though by some feat of grandeur you actually manage to convince him that you're not only worthy of his time, but also that you aren't going to abandon him.
once he's certain of not only his feelings but yours as well, it would be like he did a complete 180. no longer would Bill be trying to push you away, instead, i think he'd become incredibly clingy. he suddenly wants you by his side at all times, is touchy and even more annoying than usual, gets insanely jealous, etc. he's just generally a bit possessive, i think he's more than aware that most people only really stay around him because of either fear or wanting to gain something from him, so it's not like he has many wholesome and reliable relationships to base his feelings off of. this would just result in him basically obsessing over you, which can feel very flattering, but also very draining. plus, like i said before, Bill is very self centered and not very aware (nor caring) about how you'd be feeling in response to this abrupt switch, so he'd probably come off verrrrryyy overzealous and dismissive (holy self sabotage).
despite all of this, Bill would not be the one to actually confess his feelings first and i will die on this hill. sure, he's dismissive of most people's feelings, but that doesn't mean he isn't fairly perceptive of them. i think that more than anything, deep down, he's verrrryy afraid of your rejection, so he'll definitely incite you to confess and massage the situation to his advantage but won't be the one to outright tell you first. however, his interest in you would be pretty obvious and i think that alone would embolden you to at least shoot your shot.
ok ive done all this yapping time for the actual relationship part LMFAO
as crazy as he is, i do think being in a relationship with Bill could be very entertaining, because he's nothing if not fun. he's absolutely the type to pull you out of your comfort zone, and make you experience the world in ways you never have before. he can be obsessive, but that can also lead to him being incredibly affectionate, as he enjoys spoiling you. he finds deep interest in the things you enjoy, and would want to know everything (and i mean everything) about you.
being with him is incredibly exhilarating. because he's so intense, and knows you so deeply, it's very easy for him to sweep you off your feet. he loves teasing you and surprising you, and loves your various reactions even more. he pranks you often, from things as harmless as stealing your items and hiding them to putting literal eyeballs in your bed. everything is a gamble with him, but that just makes it all the more fun in his eyes. Bill is definitely the type to come up behind you and scare you just for the thrill, and loves it when you practically jump out of your skin. he prides himself in being able to make you tick in ways no one else can, but even though he can be frustrating, he can also be surprisingly lovely too.
the types of dates Bill would enjoy are ,,,, varied, to say the least. i think he'd be a huge fan of anything adventurous or chaotic, such as thrill rides or a party, but i also see him as someone who would enjoy time alone with their partner. i think he'd like to alos have dates in which you both just stay in and relax together, usually accompanied by some sort of puzzle or game you could play. while he does have a wild side when it comes to outings, i think its pretty fairly mixed with more complex and thoughtful dates as well !
i think the only real requirement to be in any sort of relationship with him is some sort of intelligence. you don't have to be a full blown genius, but anyone intellectually stimulating for him intrigues him greatly. bonus points if you have weird or intense interests that you can discuss with him. Bill would be very fun to converse with when it comes to supernatural or experimental topics, and he loves probing your mind to see how you work through things. a lot of the early "small talk" stages of the relationship involve intense puzzles or thought provoking riddles, simply because he wants to gauge not only your thinking abilities but how you think. it can be very endearing, and over time his questions and conversations become more and more personalized to you. he'd absolutely remember your interests, your preferences, what makes the cogs of your mind begin to roll.
not only does he love discussing things with you, but i think Bill would love explaining things to you and bestowing you with knowledge. as previously mentioned, he thinks very highly of himself, and i think he'd love it when you listen to him. he's an expert at flattery, but that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy being praised too, yk? he can be a bit egotistical, but it dulls into a more ecstatic energy over time rather than condescension.
very physically affectionate, but mostly on his terms. Bill wouldn't like to be touched without warning, but he does love touching YOU, so it takes a while to find a balance where he can basically cling to you but not get overwhelmed when you show affection back (although he does get quite cute when flustered.)
if you're a fan of physical touch then good news !!! once you both are close enough he'll practically be clinging to you like a koala, always needing to have you by his side and with an arm around your waist. however, it takes time for him (and you) to establish that trust, so don't expect it right away
outside of physical affection, i'd say Bill struggles a bit with expressing his feelings verbally. sure, he's good at flattery and manipulation, but genuine and romantic comments are few and far between. i think deep enough into a relationship where a bond has genuinely formed between the two of you, Bill would be against not only manipulating you but lying to you in general. this level of trust would be very difficult to achieve, but i do think its doable, and in such a case it only makes the praises he does give all the more meaningful because you know that he's being genuine
overall, like any sort of relationship with Bill, dating him takes time, effort, and energy. however, it ultimately proves to be fruitful as he will absolutely and truly love you with everything he has, and while he may not be perfect you know more than anyone else how hard he tries
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absolutely a switch you cannot prove me wrong. he comes off as incredibly dominant and controlling, however he gets very lost in the heat of the moment and would absolutely fucking love if you took control (especially if you're of the same power level as him, or even more powerful)
we already know he's a bit of a sadist, but Bill definitely has a masochistic streak as well. he gets off on pain, even when at first he doesn't even realize he's getting off on it. loves when you hurt him during sex, whether it be as simple as your nails dragging over his skin or as extreme as you physically dismembering him while fucking him at the same time- he's very much into it. this also includes his human form as well if you're into that, i think he'd be very curious about how much a human form could withstand combined with his own regenerative abilities, and again, would fucking love the pain.
however, i also see Bill as a sadist too. maybe not as much as a masochist, but he definitely loves seeing you squirm. he wants to see what makes you tick, loves unraveling you and knowing that only he has the power to do so. he's very experimental when it comes to you receiving pain, as he's very aware that, unless you aren't human, you're body is not going to be able to withstand as much as his. if you aren't human, than great! he's gonna be much less gentle with you, but that also turns out to be all the more pleasurable for you. if you are human, than i think Bill would be considerably more gentle. he's certainly not perfect, as he doesn't know much about tbe human body and its limits, but he'd be much more aware of your responses and reactions to his own inflictions upon you.
when it comes to other kinks, i also think Bill would be into shibari, power play, marking, knifeplay, sensory deprivation, cnc, and literally anything else you can think of. he'll try anything once! he's very experimental that way, and if you're into it, then so is he. i definitely can say with certainty that Bill wpuld be into a bit more of the rougher side of bdsm and sex in general, tying into his fascination with humans and their resilience. however, he also enjoys his fair share of being on the receiving end of this sort of thing, so it's truly relative to your desires.
he's very into tying you down, either with his multiple hands or with a different substance. the vulnerability of it turns him on a bit, the fact that you're truly entrusting yourself to him, an immortal demon of immense power and influence, is very thrilling. he loves seeing you squirm in his grasp or in restraints, likes watching each reaction on your face to the pain or pleasure you're feeling.
as stated previously, Bill is more than a bit jealous and possessive, and while that does stem from some insecurity, it still transfers over into your sex life. he enjoys marking you much to your chagrin, especially in places he knows others would see. if you let him, he'd absolutely carve his name into your skin or leave some other permanent claim on you so others know that you're taken. theres something so disgustingly lovely to him about truly claiming someone as his own, and would let you do the same back to him in a heartbeat. one way to describe your sexual relationship is "mutually obsessed with eachother ".
in his regular form, his libido truly isn't very high, and he enjoys getting you off more than anything else. however, in his human form, i think Bill would be a lot more needy. he's sensitive and much more unsure, and also a lot more reliant on you than he admits. he's not very aware of just how sensitive the human body can be and how it really works, which absolutely can be used to your advantage. he'll complain when you overstimulate him, but secretly fucking loves it (because, again, he's a masochist). he's very twitchy and squirms a lot in his human form, so this is where you'd most likely get away with tying HIM up for a change.
HUGE ASS PRAISE KINK. loooves receiving praise, its the easiest way to get him going. seriously, all you have to do is bat your lashes and give him a faux-innocent pout while whispering praises to him and he'll literally combust right then and there.
in contrast to that last headcanon, i ALSO think he'd get off on you being demanding or cruel. there's something about a darker, bossier side of you that gets him going, and he'll sometimes piss you off when he's in the mood just because he knows it will make you be rougher with him later. i also think he has a bit of a corruption kink going on, and so Bill would absolutely get off on knowing that he influences you. if you're a cosmic being like him, you simply expressing yourself as powerful would be enough to turn him on. however, even if you were merely human, seeing you be headstrong and confident would be enough to get him going. also, if you do fucked up things to earn his favor or get his attention? he absolutely loves it. to him its not only a sign of devotion, but also that you care about him just as much as he cares about you (although he won't admit he does). this also ties into the praise kink too because, yk, devotion and praise aren't too far apart.
dumbification, going both ways. obviously he'd be into dumbification on you, considering his whole obsession with power dynamics and whatnot, but i also think he'd secretly really enjoy you fucking him stupid. now here me out, i KNOW he's a control freak and would not want to lose that power over you but LISTEN. Bill is very intense, and i think that ties over into sex, and sometimes he goes absolutely all in so much so that he ends up overstimulating himself and basically turning into a whimpering mess. this usually happens when he's subbing in his human form, in which case the added bonus of his extra sensitivity is present. i think that secretly he would want to have all the burdens of actually participating in sex off of his hands and would want to be just absolutely wrecked by his partner. Bill would claim he didn't enjoy it, yet would recreate the same scenario so many times that you soon realize he's very into it.
definitely into intoxication. Bill would absolutely experiment with aphrodisiacs and other drugs on his human form and seeing how long he can resist temptation. i might elaborate on this another time.
i mentioned this very briefly earlier, but i also believe he'd very much enjoy some predator/prey cnc type of roleplay or concept. yk the weirdmageddon final episode chase sequence in which he goes after Mabel and Dipper through the tunnels of the Fearamid? think something like that, except its just you two and when he catches you (and believe me, he will) it would just end in you both getting freaky.
this is a bit of a sillier headcanon but he'd be very bad at aftercare at first. like i can just imagine finishing sex with him for the first few times and instead of cleaning or resting like a normal person he'd just.... lick off any fluids on you and then straight up leave. meanwhile you're still reeling and recovering from the besg sex of your life only to realize that he just licked up your blood/cum/fluids and then LEFT- he just doesn't get the concept ag first, especially in his normal form. however, after some thorough explanation, and experiencing it in his human form, i think Bill would get much better at giving you attention after sex.
over all, Bill would be very experimental when it comes to sex, and a lot of it truly depends on what you enjoy and are into. he'd basically try anything you wanted, no matter how extreme, and would make sure its worth your while.
🥭 A/n: this got much longer than originally expected but yk what hell yea !! lowk ive been debating writing for gf for like MONTHS lmao- i love it sm and i fucking love this loser triangle even more. if anyonr has any requests send them in !!! hope u enjoyed !!!











