Mar 23, 2021
Sensors have located the four individuals designated..."Those Idiots"
Bobak to Gene in reference to Jeb, Bill, Bob, and Val.
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Sensors have located the four individuals designated..."Those Idiots"
Bobak to Gene in reference to Jeb, Bill, Bob, and Val.
Jeb: Bill, wake up! she's here! Bill, wake up!
Bill: *starts snoring louder*
A recording of Bill: I don't feel good, I'm genuinely sick.
Jeb, holding a tray of ice cream: But we're about to take off. We gotta eat our blast off sundaes
Recording of Bill: I can't move...oh, I think I'm gonna output.
Jeb: okay, I'll eat yours!
Bill: We'll I'm off to work at the restaurant, one of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone.
Wernher: Better yet, I'll Build someone to fill in for you!
Wernher, walking out of the room: Some kind of gamma powered mechanical monster.
Wernher: with freeway arm ramps for arms.
Wernher, closing the door behind him: and a heart as black as coal!
Bill: Well, if that new guy can't handle things, give me a call.
Bill: Hey, Jeb! Check out my laser-guided fishing rod.
Jeb: quiet, Bill, you're scaring away the fish.
Bill: Fine, I'll head over to the other side.
Bill, yelling into the ocean: GOOD LUCK FISHING ON THIS SIDE!
“Did you spend your day off playing Kerbal Space Program?”
No! ...Maybe.
We are very happy to announce to ze people of Kelpogart ze success of our first Intercontinental launch trajectory. Ze brave Kerbal, Bill Kerman has almost successfully circumnavigated the globe in the brave ship Notus Mk.1.0.
Ze ship shined on the launchpad with its new Side-Mounted Solid Rocket Boosters, credit of mein own Dachlandian ingenuity.
As you can see, ze SRBs worked magnificently, propelling the craft upwards.
After ein short trip, ze craft reached ze lower atmosphere, perhaps a bit earlier than expected, over ze Kermmunist nation of Gerin.
Brave Bill Kerman marks the historic landing site by planting a Kelpogartian flag straight into the sand of Gerin's eastern desert. I hope zhey will mind too much.
-Wernher von Kerman