Incorrect Kerbal Space Program Quotes

an Incorrect Quotes blog focusing on Kerbal Space Program characters.

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I'm not made of airports, get out!!!

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"Now instead of being really scared sometimes I'm just a little bit scared all the time."

Bob Kerman

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Jeb, giving a speech to new astronauts: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man!

Bill: "embiggens", I never heard that word until I started work for the KSC.

Val: i don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.

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"If there was a program for volunteers to go into space with like a 100% chance of dying from death by space, I would be first in line to go to space. If there was a mission to kolonize Duna and they needed brave volunteers, or stupid volunteers,I would be there so fast, I would abandon everything on Kerbin to go into space. And I would love it, I would love every struggle of it, I would love the horror and the entirely mind-numbingly terrible experience that it may or may not be with certain death on the horizon just for a chance to go into space!"

Jebediah Kerman

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"The word "unblowupable" is thrown around a lot these days"

Wernher Von Kerman

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Wernher: Don't worry, Gene. I'm sure they'll be fine.

Gene: The ship's going sideways!!!

*sounds of astronauts screaming*

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Gene: the construction costs would be astronomical.

Wernher: Did I hear the word "astronomical?"

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Sensors have located the four individuals designated..."Those Idiots"

Bobak to Gene in reference to Jeb, Bill, Bob, and Val.

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*the ship is hit by a kraken attack*

Bill, being flung across the pod: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Valentina: I'm running a manual diagnostic on the ship to find the problem!

Valentina, pointing at a helplessly floating Bob: You! Save the donuts!!!

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"It's not just safe, it's 40% safe!"

Wernher Von Kerman presenting the latest rocket from the KSC

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Bob: is that water or gasoline?

Jeb: only one way to find out.

*Jeb throws a match onto the puddle, igniting it*

Bob: There were other ways to find out!

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Wernher Von Kerman: So we've taken all the data that we need for the experiment, we've analyzed the results and presented our conclusion.

Wernher Von Kerman: Pretty much, there's no science left. What we're about to do we're gonna do for fun.

Wernher Von Kerman: May we present for your explosion enjoyment, the Crashy McSplodey.

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Valentina: Jeb, you did it. You landed a jet!

Jeb: Now to taxi to the terminal.

*the spaceplane falls in the ocean almost immediately*

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"Hmm, whats the ocean doing in the sky?"

Jebediah Kerman, about to crash.

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Jeb: One day a man has everything.

Jeb: the next day he blows up a 400 Billion dollar space station.

Jeb: And the next day, he has nothing.

Jeb: it makes you think...

Val: no it doesn't.