Mar 23, 2021
Sensors have located the four individuals designated..."Those Idiots"
Bobak to Gene in reference to Jeb, Bill, Bob, and Val.
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Sensors have located the four individuals designated..."Those Idiots"
Bobak to Gene in reference to Jeb, Bill, Bob, and Val.
*The ship is being pulled underwater at an alarming rate*
Valentina, over blaring alarms: Depth at 45 hundred feet!
Valentina: 48 hundred!
Valentina: 50 hundred! 5,000 feet!
Wernher: Dear lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Jeb: how many can the ship withstand?
Werhner: well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
Valentina: We'll be crushed if we don't equalize the pressure.
Jeb: How do we do that?
*Water starts flooding into the ship*
Werhner: That should do it.
Bob: We're all gonna die!
Jeb, swimming under the water: wait, I'll be back in a minute.
*sound of a toilet flushing as the water begins to drain*
*Everyone cheers*
Valentina: you did it, Jeb!
Jeb, zipping up his pants: did what?
“Did you spend your day off playing Kerbal Space Program?”
No! ...Maybe.
In loving memory of Bob Kerman by Firrea
Once upon a time we didn't fuck up horribly for once
STOP CONVICTED FELON, BOB KERMAN
The Kerbal Space Agency has decided to get into the splaceplane business, and Bob Kerman has volunteered his services as test pilot.