Jun 3
"Wow this thing's deluxe! Two eyes AND a functioning brain! A bit cluttered in here with all the nerdy stuff but HEY I can disassemble the world with this!"
Bill turns his back to the mirror, takes one step and—promptly falls on his face. He looks down, brows knitted, irritated. A book. He was thwarted by a book. Bill gets up. He picks up the book—another theory book. Typical. Yeesh, you were such a nerd. This won't do. He was already stuck with you, Bill can't have you embarassing him too!
Looks like it's time for a makeover.