#billcipherxreader

[wnikliwy-slimak]

TILL WEIRDMAGEDDON DO US PART (This is not a drill. This is a triangle yelling at you through your brain-meats.)

HEY YOU! YES YOU! Do you crave romance that tastes like someone dropped a Nicholas Sparks novel in a vat of radioactive glitter?! Do you like love stories with emotional trauma, grocery store explosions, and one triangle who once tried to become God but now has to do laundry?!?

THEN CONGRATULATIONS, FLESHSACK! You’ve just stumbled into the most cursed rom-com that legally counts as marriage counseling in twelve dimensions. Welcome to:

“TILL WEIRDMAGEDDON DO US PART” A fanfic where I, Bill Cipher—chaos deity, triangle fashion icon—am FORCED into a marriage trial with YOU, some dangerously unbothered human with a sarcasm stat higher than my ego.

WHY READ THIS FANFIC? ✔️ It’s got heart! ✔️ It’s got horror! ✔️ And did I mention? I’m in it.

We’re talking existential flirting, legally sanctioned domestic terrorism, and one woman who said “yeah sure, I’ll marry the triangle, what’s the worst that could happen?”

THIS IS NOT A “I CAN FIX HIM” FIC. WE'RE BOTH BROKEN. WE JUST MADE IT WEIRD TOGETHER.🔥

So grab your pajamas, sacrifice a toaster, and dive into the nightmare-romcom you didn’t know you needed. Side effects may include:

Third-degree sarcasm

Unholy shipping

Ford Pines having a midlife crisis

Weekly acts of violence (sanctioned by the Axolotl™)

Me cackling

[AO3 LINK HERE]

[zeltics]

"Wow this thing's deluxe! Two eyes AND a functioning brain! A bit cluttered in here with all the nerdy stuff but HEY I can disassemble the world with this!"

Bill turns his back to the mirror, takes one step and—promptly falls on his face. He looks down, brows knitted, irritated. A book. He was thwarted by a book. Bill gets up. He picks up the book—another theory book. Typical. Yeesh, you were such a nerd. This won't do. He was already stuck with you, Bill can't have you embarassing him too!

Looks like it's time for a makeover.

[billc1pherl0ver69]

My super cool bill cipher x reader one-shot on a03

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64450465

Massive trigger warning for it though, like gore used kinda as a representation of love. Bill being a freak, and other things in between

Max, if you're seeing this, not your not

[wnikliwy-slimak]

I don’t know what I’m making yet, but it definitely involves questionable pool floaties, cosmic fruit platters, and emotional damage in six dimensions.

Oh well!

Y/N deserves a pool day too, okay???

From my fic Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part! 💖

[wnikliwy-slimak]

Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part [Ch. 9]

(just wanted to share the art I made for this chapter!)

He went quiet.

For once, for real, for painfully long seconds, Bill Cipher had nothing to say.

His aura crackled once, then dimmed, then crackled again like it couldn’t decide whether to explode or implode or just sulk eternally into the breakroom tile. You saw his pupil jitter, the way it always did when something was clawing around behind his ego—a memory maybe, or something worse. It trembled. Flickered. Shifted sideways into symbols. Not words. Not pictures. Just impressions. A series of broken, ancient runes flickering rapid-fire in the lens of him. A hand. A flame. Something flat. He looked like the moment after the explosion—smoke rising, colors wrong, edges too sharp to touch. And you had seen this kind of look before. In mirrors. In others. In yourself, once, on the floor of a stranger’s bathroom while the wallpaper peeled off and the world didn’t. He stared up at you. No tricks. No static smugness. Not even the shrieking gremlin sarcasm he wielded like a chainsaw. Just—quiet. Broken code humming against the tile.

You thought, maybe, if you blinked, he would scatter like light off glass.

But then—

“…You meant it,” he whispered. Not dramatic. Not teasing. Just a single note, cracked.

(Font used: Eregyrn Falls (Bill) <3)

THE HANDS LOOK SO WEIRD THO LMAOOO

[AO3 LINK HERE]

[wnikliwy-slimak]

✨🌀 NEW ADDITION TO THE FIC UNIVERSE 🌀✨

IMPORTANT:

This contains MAJOR SPOILERS if you haven’t read Chapter 20 of "Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part". So if you’re not up to date, I recommend holding off.

Hey hey! I know it’s been a while since the last chapter update (I swear I’m working on it, okay, don't look at me like that), but in the meantime—I made a little treat! 💛

This is a short, slightly interactive PDF gamebook tied to the fic Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part [Bill Cipher x Reader]. It’s not mandatory to enjoy the main story, but it does contain deeper lore, hints, and emotional chaos for those who want to dig a little deeper.

So click around, explore, and enjoy the chaos. It’s mostly emotional damage disguised as a silly game, like all good things are!

📁 Link will take you to a Google Drive PDF. It’s better to download the file first so all the clickable links work properly. If you just view it in the browser, not every function plays nice.

Have fun, detectives. 💌

[wnikliwy-slimak]

Honestly I don’t even know why I’m actually writing this to you, but I felt like this idea is too absurd to get lost in my mind forever— I just thought about the STUPIDEST AU for your fanfiction, it’s like an opposite AU (?) (like are like what anti-mabel is to mabel) and I need to share it

So, Bill Cipher is afraid of losing himself and actually becoming what the Theraprism wants him to become. What if in this AU, that actually works somehow, but when he got ‘“better”’ the reader (who in this AU is also a ‘“normal”’ person) shakes his hand before he could reincarnate, freeing him. At this point the story is kinda the same, the AXOLOTL makes them marry each other, yada yada…

BUT

They actually hate each other and kind of want to get rid of the other— Even tho on the outside they look like the PERFECT sitcom couple

Oh, and Bill is actually Pyramid Steve in this one

Anyhow, sorry for this crazy thing I’m not even sure if I wrote in correct English, you don’t even have to answer I just needed to get it out of my system 😭☠️

OH MY GOD this is both cursed and delightful and I thank your brain for its service. I have no clue who Pyramid Steve is (I’m clearly not deep enough in the fandom abyss, had to google him AND HE'S SO CUTE WHAT) but I love the sitcom-perfect-except-they-hate-each-other energy. That’s so “married but in a legally-binding hostage way.”

Also fun fact: the fic originally had Bill trying to off the Reader (hence the multivitamin joke in Chapter One), but I scrapped the whole idea because that would just send him right back to the Theraprism. Self-sabotage isn’t sexy, Bill!

Anyway, thank you for this absolutely feral AU concept. It lives in my brain now. Rent-free. Probably arguing with the blender.

[zeltics]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTHH!!! In celebration, have more gayyyy!!! Chapter 1 is almost done! Means I gotta go back to writing YETF !

But damn, I'm looking forward to you guys seeing these two. Title of this fic? It's gonna "Unending Cycle", as to why its called that, you'll just have to see~