#billrick

[heinoushangar]

vaggie, sitting in bill & ER's home for the first time: i feel so much safer here than I would in a damn police station.

[bottleddcddyissues]

billrick replied to your post: be beth be young and optimistic  i’m gonna be a...

Damn I can’t believe Bill is gonna Actually beat the shit out of Jerry

but can you really not believe that 

[heedingcalls-archive]

When Alastor opens Bill’s small gift box, the demon is likely going to be perplexed by the contents given that his longtime pal has given him a small black nameless gift card and something that resembles a keychain button. But then he explains. “My pal runs a gourmet restaurant in a cannibal dimension. Very high class place. That VIP card’s been paid off to give ya unlimited meals for life, and the button is a round trip portal between the hotel and there. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!”

      The gift card is plucked from the box it was held in and is pinched between his sharp fingers. He turns it about, gazing at the back and front before shooting his eyes up to Bill again. The ever present smile widens in a display of genuine amusement and delight as his friend explains the present that he has so GRACIOUSLY given him. OOH HOO !

         ❛   Why, Bill -- You shouldn’t have. You’re spoiling me !!❜  Alastor cheers. He peeks up at his friend and waves the card at the chaos god before slipping it back into its confines with the button.  ❛   Thank you, pally -- I truly appreciate the sentiment. It’ll be a nice change of pace to get a meal I don’t have to hunt for first. ❜  His free hand reaches forward and claps upon Bill’s shoulder. ❛  ... You think Mim would like to tag along?  I know she’s been mighty keen on findin’ a new spot for date night-- HA HA !!.❜

[rockerrick-555p]

He'd seen Rocker say he didn't have a toad, and for some reason that just seemed like an injustice if the musician was to have a proper critter collection. This evening, he'll find a large, lush tank next to his christmas tree with a bright purple bow. Inside live two small golden toads, a rare species that has actually gone extinct in most dimensions. If anyone could care for them it was Rocker. There's also a gift for Medusa- a pink plush squid. The tag reads: "Happy Holidays, kid! -Pops"

Walking into the living room with a fresh cup of coca, Rocker got most of the way seated before he noticed there was something new next to the tree. Kinky and him had already opened their gifts that morning, so the musician tilted his head curiously at the tank as he moved over to it. 

Crouching down to peer into the glass, he let out a small gasp at the two sets of  four beady eyes that looked up at him, each one blinking one at a time in a very comical fashion. They were such a vibrant shade of gold they appeared to be coated with liquid metal and Rocker loved them immediately. 

Making a mental note to go start reading on proper toad care, he read the tag next to the big bow and smiled. He’d suspected they might be from Bill thanks to their brilliant color, but the warmth that radiated through his chest now was only partially due to the perfect gift. Rocker was thrilled to bits to read the affection ‘Pops’ and know that things between them were beginning to repair.

Scooping the tank up, he carried it over to set on the coffee table temporarily, so he could admire the toads until he found the perfect home for the tank. Whistling for Medusa, he cheerfully raised his voice two octaves and said “Guess who’s got a gift from her maker!!” While shaking the squid plush in her direction. 

Medusa trilled a series of happy chirps while doing a back-flip and then zoomed right over to Rocker who set the squid on her head. The tentacles hung down over her orb on all sides and she purred as she hoovered in midair in a way that looked very much like a excited wiggle. Rocker laughed at how cute it was and sat down to text Bill and thank him for the gifts. 

Earlier that day, he’d dropped by the club to leave a package for Bill in the demon’s office for him to find after the holiday. A small bag with silver and gold tissue paper was waiting to be opened that contained a box of his friend’s favorite type of chocolates, a heavy glass purple orb that looked surprisingly like the ball that Bill had once turned into Medusa and a miniature bow complete with ten wee suction cup arrows.

A card was included, a donkey in a Santa hat on the front and inside Rocker had written: 

Merry Christmas Bill! Hope you had a great holiday, here’s a little something from Medusa and I. Enjoy the chocolates and three guesses who picked out the glass paperweight! As for the mini bow and arrows, I made a set for myself and obviously you needed some too. Each dart is filled with itch powder that will coat the suction cup automatically. Have some target practice fun with annoying customers ;)  - Rocky

[defactomatriarch-a]

There’s two little holiday gift boxes waiting for Eleanore: the first is what appears to be a box of small lumps of coal (made to purposefully look the part of course), but their scent will soon tell her that they’re actually chocolate truffles. In the other box is a thin gold necklace with a condensed rosy pink dwarf galaxy for a pendant, glittering gold crescent shapes spinning freely around it. The tag reads: “Even creepy bastard gods find a little heart during the holidays. Enjoy! -Bill.”

               Eleanore really hasn’t seen anything so beautiful as the delicate               necklace. In fact, the inviting smell of the chocolate truffles pales                in comparison to the wonder written across her face. After                admiring the piece for several minutes, El moves her hair aside in               order to don the necklace. Bill will have to lean down to her level                next time she sees him so she can give him an APPRECIATIVE                kiss on the cheek.

[an-ordinary-roach]

@billrick started following you

“Heeeeeey... It’s yooou, the panicking feelin that ain’t exactly goin away any time soon. How’ve ya been? Nice weather out there huh?”

[methdrip]

13!

SEND ME A # BETWEEN 1-100 AND I’LL GIVE YOU A SONG 

#13: 

NO CARE - DAUGHTER

[themarinianpress]

I offered up a linework piece to anyone who’d buy me this pin, and my friend @billrick did! So, as an offering of gratitude, I drew her and @evilgsanchez ’s characters together. <333 Love these chaotic evil old men

I hope you like it!! Thank you again so much for the pin!!