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my bimbo brainz are working - this doll is going to university!! 🎓🩷

confessions of a blingybimbodoll episode 10 xoxo

preppy bimbo doll, here we go!

haiiii hunnie bunniez!!

i have some amazing, spectacular news!! i’m going to be able to go to university!! and yes, i honestly couldn’t care less about school (i only go to see my friends and wear pretty outfits), but academic validation is a real disease and unfortunately, i am a victim… which means when everyone else is revising, i too feel that i have to revise. and it paid off!! because my predicted grades are A*BB!! whoohoooooooooooooo!!! all of the revision tips and everything i said about doing work in school actually works, i promise you!! even if you feel like you aren’t good enough, or multiple people are belittling you, just keep going and maybe you’ll turn out like me, a doll with a good grade sheet!!

i’m totally motivated to start a bimbo brainz series!! what do you think??

xoxo, wonda

i don’t chase, i pout: when he takes too long to reply 🥺🩷

confessions of a blingybimbodoll episode 9 xoxo

the boy isn’t worth my time when my lipgloss tastes like strawberries and glitter - thank you Victoria Secret ✨

haiii hunnie bunniez!

my husband (manifesting!) left me on delivered for wayyyyy too long (1 hour because he actually had school), and i started to freak. out. what if he doesn’t like me? worse, what if i wasn’t totally 2000s WAG material? i took a DEEP breath, turned off my phone and applied some lip gloss. everyday, i thank the Lord for creating Victoria Secret lip glosses, because without them, i would be a train wreck. an un-lipglossified train wreck to be precise. and to make sure i know i’m that girl, i put on some of my faveeee tracks (ayesha, slayyyter, that kid, chase icon i’m looking at you x) and look at myself in the mirror. if that boy is leaving me on delivered for an hour, i’ll just telepathically send him an image of what he’s missing by looking at my stunning self in the mirror! and finally, i go onto Pinterest, find my manifestation board and read affirmations reminding myself that i am totally WAG/rich housewife/ trophy wife material and that my soul deserves wayyyyyy more than some boy leaving me on delivered for an hour.

then, just like i summoned him, he replies after all of that and said he was actually doing work that would go towards his career. ugh.

what do you do when he’s gone for way too long?

luv you 27,000

xoxo, wonda