#bindependence day

[peridotic-table]

The UK having some weird political stuff going on (local fascist fights a bin - and might lose), only to look over the pond and see the US apparently doing Weekend at Bernie’s with a senator. Interesting times indeed.

[twitterexile]

Head-to-head IPSOS poll gives Count Binface a 12-point lead over Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage has created a farcical by-election campaign - but novelty candidate Count Binface may have an early advantage.

Nigel Farage has created a farcical by-election campaign - but novelty candidate Count Binface may have an early advantage.

He couldn't, could he?

[litlpup]

Aiden did me a sketch that I turned into a keyring! Flag your pride for Count Binface today!!

Pick up yours here for just £3 - https://bonuslupus.etsy.com/uk/listing/4535814650/count-binface-keyring

[rebecca-liz]

When a fascist's not engaged in his employment (his employment) Nor in plotting his felonious little plans His capacity for innocent enjoyment ('cent enjoyment) Is as great as any honest man's

When the newspapers all laugh at your misfortunes (your misfortunes) When in Clacton you must argue with a bin And the populace won't swallow your distortions (your distortions) It's enough to do a body in

When constituency duty's to be done (to be done) A Farage's lot is not an appy one (appy one)

When the incoming prime min'ster is a Burnham (is a Burnham) And a scandal's coming all over the news When the thing about your votes is you must earn 'em (you must earn 'em) Answering for all your revenues

When it's all looking a bit too big to smother (big to smother) All your careful plans are being overrun Oh, take one consideration with another (with another) A Farage's lot is not an appy one (appy one)

Yes, when constituency duty's to be done (to be done) A Farage's lot is not an appy one (appy one)

[amaryllis-sagitta]

My reaction to seeing all the Count Binface memes on tiktok

Me: ... Is Britain high?

Friend who lived in UK for years: I think they just cope using absurdity

[carryonmysociallyawkwardson]

British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage

London, UK. New polling data from Ipsos in the UK, conducted 8–9 July 2026, explores public attitudes to Nigel Farage’s decision to resign a

The latest Ipsos polling showing Count Binface narrowly squeaking past his main opponent in the election... None of the Above!

Do we dare to dream??

[coutelier]

The UK General Election is upon us! Tomorrow we could have a new government. Or no government. Or have collectively decided to give up on democracy and let the Daleks win - they'll brutally subjugate us but at least be honest about it. Or if you prefer a gentler alien overlord, there is one actually standing:

Unfortunately Count Binface (formerly Lord Buckethead) isn't standing where I live - just boring human candidates. But regardless of your options get out and make sure you've voted.

[trashcapableofsentience]

vote count binface 4th July for bindependence day