#backfired

[twitterexile]

Head-to-head IPSOS poll gives Count Binface a 12-point lead over Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage has created a farcical by-election campaign - but novelty candidate Count Binface may have an early advantage.

Nigel Farage has created a farcical by-election campaign - but novelty candidate Count Binface may have an early advantage.

He couldn't, could he?

[clinging-to-the-bars]

thinking about the story of rik buying a bunch of windup toys from a giftshop and releasing them in gil and mike's rooms for a little joke prank and then the story about it was out and the fans just thought he really liked windup toys and they kept sending them to him in fanmail forever

[arelenforyadarlin]

I turned my pants into a shirt (it backfired and ripped and almost exposed me to everyone at the mall)

Replaced it with a sonic shirt

[panzerdrako]

Backfired

[rubberloved]

Unlocked

“Your sister will regret tricking me into trying this on. You’re just plain stupid.

You needed to unlock both locks to undo the curse. By only unlocking the bottom, all you’ve done is let the magic release my inner slut.

I wonder if your dad wants a real fuck. Shall we find out?”

[nolightsnosigns]

408 + Taylor Acorn - "Backfired" 

[thatsbelievable]

[rebeccaclosure]

i ❤️ jumping rope. ruff n ready,