#biondello

[pumpkinz-art]

hello taming of the shrew fandom i’ve made the worst thing ever

[arrynnat]

Y’all hear me out—

*In the Taming of the Shrew*

Lucentio (singing at the top of his lungs while drunk and holding a microphone): I am in misery~

Tranio (singing in the background): I SAVE D*** BY GIVING IT CPR~

Biondello and Grumio (yelling even louder): REESE’S PUFFS REESE’S PUFFS

EAT ‘EM UP EAT ‘EM UP EAT ‘EM UP

Petruchio (screaming over a megaphone to establish dominance): ApPlE bOtToM jEaNs, BoOts WiTh ThE fUr—

[redhead-and-proud]

Taming of the Shrew Memes

I'm currently performing in a production of Taming of the Shrew and I was so disappointed to discover there were barely any niche memes about the play it’s filled with so many dumb plans and idiot characters. So I did the lord’s work and made some memes myself. You’re welcome. Feel free to add your own

[redhead-and-proud]

Taming of the Shrew recapped in Memes

ACT 1, SCENE 1

Lucentio talking about nerdy philosophy and how committed he is to university up until the point when he sees Bianca 

Gremio and Hortensio when Baptista tells them they’re welcome to marry Katarina

Kate getting pissed at all the men in the room

Bianca

Tranio encouraging his boy Lucentio to chase after Bianca 

Biondello when he’s five minutes late to the meeting in Padua and finds out his master and Tranio have already started a scheme that involves disguises and switching places with each other

[underthepile]

“I knew a wrench married in an afternoon as she went to the garden for parsley to stuff a rabbit, and so may you, sir.”

— William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew

[tenth-sentence]

Vincentio. Come hither, you rogue. What, have you forgot me?

William Shakespeare: The Complete Works, The Taming of the Shrew (Act V, Scene I)

[tenth-sentence]

Tranio. Thou'rt a tall fellow: hold thee that to drink.

Here comes Baptista: set your countenance, sir.

Enter BAPTISTA and LUCENTIO.

Signior Baptista, you are happily met.

[To the Pedant] Sir, this is the gentleman I told you of:

I pray you stand good father to me now,

Give me Bianca for my patrimony.

William Shakespeare: The Complete Works, The Taming of the Shrew (Act IV, Scene IV)

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Biondello. Softly and swiftly, sir; for the priest is ready.

William Shakespeare: The Complete Works, The Taming of the Shrew (Act V, Scene I)